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DrMom




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 05 2019, 11:44 pm
Excruciating back pain and late period

How late? Like, 9 months late?
Could be labor...
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Dec 06 2019, 4:04 am
Pumping in the Bathroom

The girl band gave their rejected draft to the boys, I guess. As Paul Harvey would say, now we know the rest of the story.
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yo'ma




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 08 2019, 5:42 am
“Help me construct my daily menu” under nursing.

Umm, milk?
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33055




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 08 2019, 5:50 am
PinkFridge wrote:
Pumping in the Bathroom

The girl band gave their rejected draft to the boys, I guess. As Paul Harvey would say, now we know the rest of the story.


I was thinking something similar.
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 08 2019, 5:49 pm
Where do you sit?
On my rear end, of course. Doesn’t everyone?
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33055




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 08 2019, 6:14 pm
Under infants:

How do I change him?

Don't. Just accept him as is.
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dankbar




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 08 2019, 10:02 pm
When I read: How do I change him? I thought....you are for sure referring to your dh...lol
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33055




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 09 2019, 9:56 am
Chanukah gift for kids, ideas?

You will have a seriously disappointed bunch of kids if you give them ideas for chanukah.
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 09 2019, 2:51 pm
Has anyone had a daughter in both TAG and BYAM?

Wow, even top young student witch Hermione Grainger was only able to attend two different classes at once, not two different schools. How does your dd do it?
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33055




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 09 2019, 5:07 pm
Intimacy with colicy baby

Ewwwww
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MitzadSheini




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 10 2019, 3:58 am
Squishy wrote:
Intimacy with colicy baby

Ewwwww


That was pretty similar to my immediate reaction (well NOW!!!!!! was closer). Followed almost immediately by I'M NOT WRITING THAT.
Followed by I BET someone already did.
Followed finally by I WONDER who it was?

Hello Squishy.
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33055




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 10 2019, 5:21 am
MitzadSheini wrote:
That was pretty similar to my immediate reaction (well NOW!!!!!! was closer). Followed almost immediately by I'M NOT WRITING THAT.
Followed by I BET someone already did.
Followed finally by I WONDER who it was?

Hello Squishy.
Wave

I find that someone will inevitably write what I am thinkingwhen I decide that no one will get my jokes. Pumping in the bathroom was one such joke.
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MitzadSheini




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 10 2019, 12:22 pm
Oh that's weird... I only now noticed the typo in my post. Should have been NO!!!!!!. Not NOW!!!!!!!. That's a really really strange response.
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 10 2019, 4:17 pm
Meet the women of East Meadow!

Is this going to be more Stepford or Real Housewives?
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 12 2019, 5:35 am
Froot Loops

I haven't read the thread but will say this: any cereal that has to change its spelling because it's scared of being sued by fruit should be relegated for Shabbos or special occasion, or heavily mixed with Cheerios, etc.
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dankbar




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 12 2019, 7:55 am
Give me something to read so I get off Imamother...
Why is reading fiction ( that someone fabricated in their mind) less timewasting than Imamother where we can at least help each others?
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 12 2019, 8:48 am
Five Towns help

As long as it's not against the Four Towns. (Or their help?)
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 12 2019, 12:37 pm
How do you get your husbands attention

By announcing “Dinner is served.”
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Busy@mom




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 12 2019, 4:44 pm
Gender disappointment.

Ummmm... You’re disappointed that you’re a women? Would you rather wanna be a guy so you wouldn’t have to be pregnant?

Ok I know it doesn’t sound as funny as it did then
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33055




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Dec 13 2019, 3:29 am
Under toddlers:

It's a lefty!

Please stop letting kids make such political decisions at a young age.

FTR I am also against letting kids decide to change their gender.
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