Ima click bait. You can do it too!

cuties' mom

Sat, Jan 18 2020, 7:06 pm

My roof caved in!

I love building with magna tiles with my kids, but for some reason the roof of my house always falls in, causing my whole house to break.

amother

Blonde

Sat, Jan 18 2020, 8:33 pm

Help! Bedbugs all over the place!

I'm sorry but why do people have to put a picture of bedbugs when they advertise pest control? They're so gross! I don't want to see them! Every single magazine! Yuck! And to blow the image up 300 x the size?! What's wrong with the cockroach? When did he fall out of favor?

dankbar

Sun, Jan 19 2020, 5:44 pm

gamzehyaavor wrote:

Harry = Off the derech?

...and I here I thought they were talking about a character from “the happiness cipher “

and I thought they are talking about Harry Potter

amother

Lemon

Sun, Jan 19 2020, 6:02 pm

gamzehyaavor wrote:

Harry = Off the derech?

...and I here I thought they were talking about a character from “the happiness cipher “

lol. I thought it was talking about the term "harry" as in "that guy is such a harry".
LOL

amother

Blonde

Thu, Feb 06 2020, 10:02 am

I never change my linens!

I am married for 15 years and I have not changed my linens yet. Should I go for a new look and throw the 15 year outdated linens out? Scratching Head

amother

Aquamarine

Tue, Apr 21 2020, 3:15 pm

I could never say this IRL...

The sheik's sixth sheep is sick.

amother

Aquamarine

Tue, Apr 21 2020, 3:26 pm

Regretting getting married...

two weeks before they stopped allowing big weddings. It would have been kind of nice to have an excuse for a smaller wedding.

amother

Aquamarine

Tue, Apr 21 2020, 3:32 pm

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

...
The IT department at my company helped us transition to working from home in one day!

geemum

Wed, Apr 22 2020, 6:29 am

DH can't finish :-(

I work so hard to cook delicious wholesome meals, using a variety of superfoods (kale, spinach, seeds) but I don't think DH appreciates all my efforts. He never finishes his plate.

groovy1224

Wed, Apr 22 2020, 7:20 am

Caught DH sleeping with my best..

pillow. If he takes it again I'm gonna smack him.

mamma llama

Sun, Apr 26 2020, 4:05 pm

"I can't move"

My sleep-number mattress is sooo cozy.

mamma llama

Sun, Apr 26 2020, 4:07 pm

"Major car crash - 1 injured person"

My pinky toe never saw my son's remote-control car coming...

WitchKitty

Thu, Oct 15 2020, 2:37 pm

DH’s Boss forcing DH to Do Inappropriate Things

Like cutting cake with scissors, or dividing by zero!

amother

Azure

Thu, Oct 15 2020, 2:56 pm

amother [ Azure ] wrote:

My dietician said she wants to see less of us next week Sad

I mean does she not want us to come back n give her parnassah?? Smile

Do we have the same dietician? She stopped working now bc of the virus. She's retired Sad

I honestly could never understand what she meant by this at the beginning!! I thought bc there are too many fat people, so she wants to see less 🤣 took me a few weeks....ha ha ha

doodlesmom

Thu, Oct 15 2020, 3:03 pm

Attention we’re finally moving...

I started this whole new exercise regime! It’s so good to move!

zaq

Thu, Oct 15 2020, 3:57 pm

Not attracted
Is there any way to restore a magnet that "died"?

zaq

Thu, Oct 15 2020, 3:59 pm

Guns but no fire
Water pistols are on sale this week.

ChanieMommy

Thu, Oct 15 2020, 4:02 pm

That's a great thread!

So many good laughs...

dankbar

Thu, Oct 15 2020, 5:14 pm

amother [ Azure ] wrote:

Do we have the same dietician? She stopped working now bc of the virus. She's retired Sad

I honestly could never understand what she meant by this at the beginning!! I thought bc there are too many fat people, so she wants to see less 🤣 took me a few weeks....ha ha ha

Less of you- you in half