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amother
Violet
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:27 pm
I can balance a broom, or a mop, or a flagpole. I can switch fingers, dance, sing, and hop while balancing it. Unfortunately, balanced brooms don't make dinner, and my kids are too food-centered to settle for a performance instead of a meal!
(ETA: Sadly, brooms held vertically on a pinky while you spin in circles don't make the floor any cleaner. Don't ask me how I know this.)
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penguin
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:28 pm
Quote: | I can win the one for going to bed latest!! 3am is still a decent time to me | Meh, I was up til 4 at least three times in the last week.
But here in the Antarctic the sun sometimes doesn't rise and sometimes doesn't set...
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amother
Mint
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:31 pm
little neshamala wrote: | I can also swim 6 laps in a pool thats 32 feet long without coming up for air. Woohoo! |
I can swim a mile in a 25 meter pool in about a half-hour. I swim a lap (back and forth) in one minute.
I am the fastest swimmer at the pool I frequent thus I need to go anonymous. If you see me, you'll know who I am - the one in the black bathing cap lol!
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#BestBubby
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:32 pm
I can give you medical advice even though I am not a doctor.
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Jewishfoodie
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:43 pm
Haha! Someone just told me they're posting under amother (color) so they can vote for themselves! That's hysterical!!!
Go ahead, guys! Grab that vote!
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Jewishfoodie
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:46 pm
#BestBubby wrote: | I can give you medical advice even though I am not a doctor. |
Not saying I don't believe you but I could use some medical advice. Every time I sneeze, I forget one thing on my brain's to-do list. What's up, doc?
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rakcna
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:46 pm
I have a technique for holding babies with gas/colic/constipation that is a miracle to behold.
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Stars
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:48 pm
I know how many gushers are left in the bag without looking! That's got to count for something
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MiriFr
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:51 pm
I can recite The Little Engine That Could while holding the book backward and turning the pages when it's time to turn
Aaaaannnnd -get this- I can read it in DIFFERENT VOICES
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MiriFr
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:52 pm
rakcna wrote: | I have a technique for holding babies with gas/colic/constipation that is a miracle to behold. |
Well, behold that miracle, lady. I'll mail my baby over to you
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amother
Babypink
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 9:59 pm
I can hold four books on my head and walk around with it! Seems I have a naturally flat head
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amother
Coffee
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:13 pm
I can fix jammed and disconnected zippers, and untangle knotted necklaces using a safety pin.
Quote: | I can recite The Little Engine That Could while holding the book backward and turning the pages when it's time to turn |
You do that one. I'll do Good Night Moon. We can have a double act!
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Frumwithallergies
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:15 pm
I can read the Harry Potter books aloud with the geographically-correct accents of each character.
Buuuuut, I'll keep my day job :
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amother
Seagreen
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:17 pm
I can tell a personโs weight just by looking at them. Im usually accurate to the lb.
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amother
Orchid
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:19 pm
I can (and do!) everything with my feet and toes.
Learned that when my baby was a screamer and needed to be held a lot.
I pick up toys with my toes and drop it into the container. I pick up tissues or pens... and even tiny LEGOโs.
I try not to do in front of kids, itโs weird.
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Cheiny
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:23 pm
thunderstorm wrote: | I can converse in rhyme
I do it all the time
I can be spontaneous
And come up with something instantaneous |
Hey, Iโm impressed...
But give it a rest. (Hey, I can do it too! ๐)
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Cheiny
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:26 pm
amother [ Seagreen ] wrote: | I can tell a personโs weight just by looking at them. Im usually accurate to the lb. |
Iโd imagine no one wants to be your friend.
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mlc
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:26 pm
trixx wrote: | I can win the one for going to bed latest!! 3am is still a decent time to me |
Yay! I found a nocturnal buddy. Glad to know Iโn not awake alone
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mlc
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:28 pm
amother [ Orchid ] wrote: | I can (and do!) everything with my feet and toes.
Learned that when my baby was a screamer and needed to be held a lot.
I pick up toys with my toes and drop it into the container. I pick up tissues or pens... and even tiny LEGOโs.
I try not to do in front of kids, itโs weird. |
Haha me too! I got so used to doing it that it didnโt even occur to me that its weird until a family member pointed out that Iโm like a monkey
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lilies
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Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:29 pm
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