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amother
Tangerine


 

Post Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:30 pm
I can perform drops from aerial silks like a circus dancer.
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shanie5




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:31 pm
I can procrastinate anything..
I'll finish this later................
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#BestBubby




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:33 pm
Jewishfoodie wrote:
Not saying I don't believe you but I could use some medical advice. Every time I sneeze, I forget one thing on my brain's to-do list. What's up, doc?


Takes lots of Vitamin C, D and zinc. Remove all dust, no carpets.

Gesundheit.
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Jewishfoodie




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:41 pm
#BestBubby wrote:
Takes lots of Vitamin C, D and zinc. Remove all dust, no carpets.

Gesundheit.


Ok! You sound like a doc to me.. Can you remove my gall bladder next week plz?
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amother
White


 

Post Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:46 pm
I can get a kid from sleeping in bed to on the bus in five minutes.

Amazing tho when I’m just about to leave the house I always need 10 more minutes for something.
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amother
Babyblue


 

Post Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:48 pm
rakcna wrote:
I have a technique for holding babies with gas/colic/constipation that is a miracle to behold.

I don’t want to derail this thread, but please do share.
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mirror




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:51 pm
I can read a long post on Imamother from start to finish.

(On a separate note, have you noticed how many comments disregard the OP entirely?)
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#BestBubby




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:59 pm
Jewishfoodie wrote:
Ok! You sound like a doc to me.. Can you remove my gall bladder next week plz?


Sure. I'll watch a youtube tutorial.
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shirachadasha




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 23 2020, 10:59 pm
amother [ Coffee ] wrote:
I can fix jammed and disconnected zippers, and untangle knotted necklaces using a safety pin.

Quote:
I can recite The Little Engine That Could while holding the book backward and turning the pages when it's time to turn


You do that one. I'll do Good Night Moon. We can have a double act!

I have a few slinkys for you.
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amother
Cerise


 

Post Thu, Jan 23 2020, 11:00 pm
amother [ Orchid ] wrote:
I can (and do!) everything with my feet and toes.

Learned that when my baby was a screamer and needed to be held a lot.

I pick up toys with my toes and drop it into the container. I pick up tissues or pens... and even tiny LEGO’s.

I try not to do in front of kids, it’s weird.


When I first read this, I thought you meant that it was too tiring to hold your baby with your arms all day, so you learned to hold him with your feet! LOL I was wondering how that works.
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#BestBubby




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 23 2020, 11:04 pm
lilies wrote:
I can put myself in a trance-like state in order to tolerate high levels of pain.


Did you give birth naturally?
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amother
Powderblue


 

Post Thu, Jan 23 2020, 11:09 pm
amother [ Orchid ] wrote:
I can (and do!) everything with my feet and toes.

Learned that when my baby was a screamer and needed to be held a lot.

I pick up toys with my toes and drop it into the container. I pick up tissues or pens... and even tiny LEGO’s.

I try not to do in front of kids, it’s weird.


I do that too, especially when I'm pregnant and can't bend down easily. My kids think it's awesome and they like to copy me LOL
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lilies




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 23 2020, 11:09 pm
#BestBubby wrote:
Did you give birth naturally?


Yes. Did not even try then as I was in a panic. You need to be calm and prepared mentally.
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amother
Blue


 

Post Thu, Jan 23 2020, 11:12 pm
I share thunderstorms talent
I rhyme all day and night
Although she's way better at it
With her vocabulary and insight

My family's a bit sick of this
Hearing poems all day
I wish I had an audience
who'd appreciate what I have to say!
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amother
Smokey


 

Post Thu, Jan 23 2020, 11:18 pm
amother [ Orchid ] wrote:
I can (and do!) everything with my feet and toes.

Learned that when my baby was a screamer and needed to be held a lot.

I pick up toys with my toes and drop it into the container. I pick up tissues or pens... and even tiny LEGO’s.

I try not to do in front of kids, it’s weird.


Ooh, me too!
I can also fold my tongue into crazy shapes, including a three-leaf-clover shape (and I can touch my nose with it too). And I can raise one eyebrow and wiggle my ears. Not all at the same time LOL
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naturalmom5




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 23 2020, 11:18 pm
I can offend the most imamothers with one click and get a thread locked
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rakcna




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 23 2020, 11:21 pm
amother [ Babyblue ] wrote:
I don’t want to derail this thread, but please do share.


It’s kind of difficult to explain, you flip the baby over one arm with their head towards the crook of the elbow facing outward. Your hand should be on the front of the diaper area. This puts pressure on their belly from your forearm. Then, depending on the issue you can use your other hand to crunch up the legs (helps get gas and poop out) and or use a hand to knead the belly.
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flowerpower




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 23 2020, 11:23 pm
I can make time go from 10:00 pm - 2:00 am in less than an hour!
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Mama Bear




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 23 2020, 11:23 pm
I can walk and chew gum at the same time. Hey, Prez Jimmy Carter couldn't do it!!
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amother
Chartreuse


 

Post Thu, Jan 23 2020, 11:24 pm
I stay happy (and sane) homeschooling six kids and their stream of friends.
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