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amother
Seafoam
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Thu, Feb 06 2020, 12:43 pm
amother [ OP ] wrote: | I'm the Chief here. Please do tell. |
Under shalom Bayit- Where to Turn.
Only 5 posts, but I can usually predict these things (I am the amother red from the tefach thread who immediately said maybe put it in a private MO forum and time for the giraffe eating popcorn gif)
Unless announcing the show here keeps it at bay. I'm ok with that.
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amother
Blue
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Thu, Feb 06 2020, 12:43 pm
amother [ OP ] wrote: | I accept quickpay. |
Do you report all payments from this thread on your taxes or should I notify the IRS?
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amother
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Thu, Feb 06 2020, 12:53 pm
amother [ Seafoam ] wrote: | I feel a new war on a thread brewing!!!!
Stay tuned.
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Doesn’t that apply to every single thread?
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amother
Amber
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Thu, Feb 06 2020, 2:19 pm
amother [ Seafoam ] wrote: | Under shalom Bayit- Where to Turn.
Only 5 posts, but I can usually predict these things (I am the amother red from the tefach thread who immediately said maybe put it in a private MO forum and time for the giraffe eating popcorn gif)
Unless announcing the show here keeps it at bay. I'm ok with that. |
"S/O Perfect looking women" thread is next
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amother
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Thu, Feb 06 2020, 2:38 pm
amother [ Amber ] wrote: | "S/O Perfect looking women" thread is next | I wear sharp shoes. As a matter of fact, so sharp, that I also use it for my kids' pencils.
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amother
Amber
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Thu, Feb 06 2020, 2:47 pm
amother [ OP ] wrote: | I wear sharp shoes. As a matter of fact, so sharp, that I also use it for my kids' pencils. |
If you have any sons, be careful, that might cause incest. Bunny rabbit slippers only.
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amother
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Thu, Feb 06 2020, 2:49 pm
amother [ Amber ] wrote: | If you have any sons, be careful, that might cause incest. Bunny rabbit slippers only. |
Oy. You can’t seriously be suggesting bunnies as a tznius alternative.
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amother
Seafoam
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Thu, Feb 06 2020, 2:53 pm
amother [ Blue ] wrote: | Oy. You can’t seriously be suggesting bunnies as a tznius alternative. |
Seriously, the only thing less appropriate than bunnies are rainbows.
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amother
Blue
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Thu, Feb 06 2020, 2:54 pm
amother [ Seafoam ] wrote: | Seriously, the only thing less appropriate than bunnies are rainbows. |
So now you support playboy and pride???
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amother
Apricot
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Thu, Feb 06 2020, 3:01 pm
FranticFrummie wrote: | Someone actually said that?
What ever you do, don't bend down to tie your shoe laces, either. Maris ayin, you know. |
Are you chas v'shalom suggesting that any Jew would touch his tamei shoes?
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amother
Saddlebrown
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Thu, Feb 06 2020, 3:11 pm
amother [ Apricot ] wrote: | Are you chas v'shalom suggesting that any Jew would touch his tamei shoes? |
You’re supposed to say
Lo Tahor
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amother
Blue
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Thu, Feb 06 2020, 3:21 pm
amother [ Saddlebrown ] wrote: | You’re supposed to say
Lo Tahor |
Words in other languages should be italicized, not capitalized.
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amother
Tangerine
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Thu, Feb 06 2020, 3:43 pm
OP who are you? (For Quickpay purposes only, of course.)
Not sure if it's because I'm hungry tired or both but this thread keeps cracking me up. Thanks.
(Yes I have an ED)
(Not the ED you grew up with. A different one. And not that one either btw.)
(the one where you didnt have time to make your lunch so you starve till you go home)
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amother
Blue
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Thu, Feb 06 2020, 3:48 pm
amother [ Tangerine ] wrote: |
(Yes I have an ED)
(Not the ED you grew up with. A different one. And not that one either btw.)
(the one where you didnt have time to make your lunch so you starve till you go home) |
I’m glad you clarified. Male trolls shouldn’t be on here during the zman.
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amother
OP
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Thu, Feb 06 2020, 5:34 pm
amother [ Tangerine ] wrote: | OP who are you? (For Quickpay purposes only, of course.)
Not sure if it's because I'm hungry tired or both but this thread keeps cracking me up. Thanks.
| So when cracked, eat crackers.
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amother
OP
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Thu, Feb 06 2020, 5:35 pm
amother [ Blue ] wrote: | I’m glad you clarified. Male trolls shouldn’t be on here during the zman. | ouch!
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dankbar
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Thu, Feb 06 2020, 5:58 pm
Hey bunny slippers, - that's too homey for sure not tznius, just like no long robes because it's too homey so it's not considered tznius
Also bunny slippers remind people of bed....so NO WAY!
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amother
Amber
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Thu, Feb 06 2020, 6:11 pm
dankbar wrote: | Also bunny slippers remind people of bed....so NO WAY! |
Oops, did not think of that. Would never want to make anyone think of the b word. It's highly suggestive. In fact, we make sure to tell our children it's time to 'go to sleep' and never to 'go to bed'.
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amother
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Thu, Feb 06 2020, 9:57 pm
amother [ Amber ] wrote: | Oops, did not think of that. Would never want to make anyone think of the b word. It's highly suggestive. In fact, we make sure to tell our children it's time to 'go to sleep' and never to 'go to bed'. | A week before my brother got married, just before he was let in on "the big secret of married life", he was our shabbos guest. Middle of seuda, out of the blue, brother reviewed the chassunah, and said something about yichud room where the "kallah does a tashmish for the chussen" by hanging up his kittel. Well, tashmish usually goes with hamitteh, and DH nearly flipped petrified of what will come next from this boy's mouth.
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penguin
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Thu, Feb 06 2020, 10:43 pm
Quote: | A week before my brother got married, just before he was let in on "the big secret of married life", he was our shabbos guest. | Surely you are pulling our proverbial legs.
I understand how a girl can be totally innocent, but don't guys learn gemara? Oh, right, you're from a group where the men don't learn "those" gemaras.
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