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amother
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Mon, Mar 30 2020, 4:41 am
...when your young boys play 'cops and robbers' except the robber is trying to buy diapers for his baby and the cop is kicking him out of the grocery store
...when they play 'rebbi' and the son who is the rebbi says: for davening press 1. For messages from the rebbi press 2. For learning about the parsha.....
Anon because I told everyone.
Share yours.
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amother
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Mon, Mar 30 2020, 5:34 am
"Ima - is Crona Vi-a-rus finished yet?"
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busy mommy
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Mon, Mar 30 2020, 6:40 am
My two year old pressed the elevator button with his elbow
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mommy3b2c
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Mon, Mar 30 2020, 7:02 am
My four year old said, “ I have a good idea. Let’s tell my Morah and all the kids in my class to wear face masks and then we can go back to school!”
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amother
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Mon, Mar 30 2020, 8:54 am
My 4 year old was listening to middos man - in the story it said something about "telling a grownup" he misheard it as "telling Corona" and he was very confused as to why he has to tell Corona if someone is bothering him...
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applesbananas
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Mon, Mar 30 2020, 8:57 am
Told dd5 her grandparents arent coming for pesach and she started sobbing "I hate coronavirus"
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Sunny Days
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Mon, Mar 30 2020, 9:01 am
My 4 yo had a runny nose. I said “Is this a corona nose?”
To which he replied with a strong “CHAS V’SHULEM”
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Sunny Days
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Mon, Mar 30 2020, 9:04 am
My 2 yo when asked if she’s going to school today? “ no, co-wona vi-ris”
To which she sings “co-Rona go away, kinderlach want to play “
(Rain, rain go away...)
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amother
Lemon
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Mon, Mar 30 2020, 9:36 am
All the kids in bed, finally peace and quiet. Only my 4 year old DS is heard singing "corona, corona, corona, ayayayay..."
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NewYorkgal31
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Mon, Mar 30 2020, 10:14 am
Went to visit my in laws on shabbous... we stayed outside and they were on the front porch... my 3 year old told my mil.... Bobby I can’t come into your house because of all of the germs.
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Kiwi13
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Mon, Mar 30 2020, 10:18 am
My 4 year old told me he doesn’t want to get sick from the fluids. I asked what fluids?? He said the ones that make us have to stay inside and not see friends. (We’ve told him coronavirus makes people sick like the flu... no speeches please, I know the difference, he is 4.)
So there you have it. Flu, fluids... eh. Same thing to him. Unless it’s apple juice. You can never get sick of apple juice.
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thunderstorm
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Mon, Mar 30 2020, 10:24 am
My 20 month old dances on my bed full of pep singing “Co-hona, Co-hona al taiga poh”
She also LOVES the constant handwashing. Mommy never let her play with the sink before. Now all of a sudden we are doing it many times a day.
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keym
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Mon, Mar 30 2020, 10:35 am
My 5 year old said Government Murphy doesn't let us go back to Cheder until we wash our hands enough times.
He thinks the more handwashing, the faster we'll be back in school, like there's a handwashing quota and then it's back to school.
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amother
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Mon, Mar 30 2020, 10:48 am
Kids are playing house, and they pretend they are in quarantine
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amother
Firebrick
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Mon, Mar 30 2020, 10:53 am
[Brings puzzle of Rav Ovadia Yosef] What's his name?
Abba: Rav Ovadia Yosef
Child to sibling: Now I know his name, see!
Child: I only like Rav Ovadia Yosef because he's a puzzle.
Child, two minutes later: I don't like that he's dead, because of stupid coronavirus.
Child, sees people violating quarantine rules: They're stupid, they should just be dead, they're making everyone sick with coronavirus.
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Kiwi13
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Mon, Mar 30 2020, 1:05 pm
keym wrote: | My 5 year old said Government Murphy doesn't let us go back to Cheder until we wash our hands enough times.
He thinks the more handwashing, the faster we'll be back in school, like there's a handwashing quota and then it's back to school. |
That’s such the sweetest thing!!! 💕
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amother
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Mon, Mar 30 2020, 1:10 pm
When our family friend’s zeidy passed away😟
Bummer to the thread I know
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Hillery
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Mon, Mar 30 2020, 1:32 pm
When my little'un added to his daily Yiddish addendum to davening: Heileiger Bashefer helf di coronavirus zol zich endigen.
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Frenchfry
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Mon, Mar 30 2020, 2:15 pm
Hillery wrote: | When my little'un added to his daily Yiddish addendum to davening: Heileiger Bashefer helf di coronavirus zol zich endigen. |
He did that himself?? That's beautiful! How old?
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amother
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Mon, Mar 30 2020, 2:26 pm
...when hand sanitizer features in the game.
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