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liveandlove.ima
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 Wed, Jun 17 2020, 7:49 pm
| Surplus wrote: | Yes, quick learner!!  |
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PinkFridge
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Wed, Jun 17 2020, 8:00 pm
| mocha wrote: | Shrimpclyde?? Where do I buy that ?
Is it even kosher?  
[Surplus, did I get the hang?  ] |
My immediate reaction: Best spell check ever. Now to open the thread.
Reaction #2: Lobsterbonnie.
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PinkFridge
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Wed, Jun 17 2020, 8:05 pm
Sheppard pie
Bet it's out of this world! Oh, it's ready to come out: 10, 9, 8...
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ExtraCredit
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Mon, Jun 22 2020, 12:13 pm
When is my due date?
If you tell me when my due date is, I’ll tell you when yours is. Otherwise I’ll keep you in suspense.
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banana123
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Tue, Jun 23 2020, 8:02 am
How to deal with delusional anti vaxer?
Isn't that every anti-vaxxer?
How to deal with delusional anti vaxer?
[screenname]?
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Einikel
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Tue, Jun 23 2020, 8:56 pm
Fatigue the only/first symptom?
In COVID forum
When I first read the title I was sure it was a pregnancy thread.
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imasoftov
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Wed, Jun 24 2020, 8:08 pm
Shredded cabbage
Cole's Law: with enough mayonnaise, salt and vinegar, even cabbage can be made palatable.
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DrMom
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Thu, Jun 25 2020, 10:59 am
Addicted to chaos
At least someone's having a great year.
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zaq
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Thu, Jun 25 2020, 2:02 pm
How do yeshivish infant girls dress?
1. They rarely dress--usually somebody else dresses them.
2. If they're still infants, you can't really label them yeshivish; they may end up something very different.
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zaq
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Thu, Jun 25 2020, 5:32 pm
Do you ever cook duck?
Seldom, but if I ever do cook--DUCK!
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zaq
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Thu, Jun 25 2020, 5:37 pm
Is a watch offensive?
Depends on what you're watching.
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zaq
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Thu, Jun 25 2020, 5:38 pm
Flatbush girl on women's faces
Better than egg on their faces.
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PinkFridge
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Thu, Jun 25 2020, 6:32 pm
EIDL loan
The exact opposite of loan sharks. As in, "We're so sorry to trouble you, hope it's not too late, but your payment is due soon. Did you get the SASE? Have a lovely day!"
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PinkFridge
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Thu, Jun 25 2020, 6:38 pm
| imasoftov wrote: | Shredded cabbage
Cole's Law: with enough mayonnaise, salt and vinegar, even cabbage can be made palatable. |
I really really like this. Liking once wasn't enough.
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zaq
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Fri, Jun 26 2020, 10:31 am
Husband turning 30
With G-d's help, it happens to the best of us
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zaq
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Fri, Jun 26 2020, 10:31 am
Do you love your toaster oven?
I try not to grow emotionally attached to household appliances.
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zaq
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Fri, Jun 26 2020, 10:50 am
Do you ever cook duck?
The correct expressions are "a dead duck" or a "cooked goose," both of which mean "someone in biiiiig trouble."
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imasoftov
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Fri, Jun 26 2020, 12:11 pm
Do you love your toaster oven?
And is the feeling mutual?
| Quote: | A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his morning meal.
“I would like to give you this personality test”, said the outsider, “because I want you to be happy.”
Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster, saying: “I wish the toaster to be happy, too.” | From The Jargon File
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DrMom
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Sun, Jun 28 2020, 3:24 am
Yeled vyalda swimming
Together? Could lead to mixed dancing...
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