Hi! I'm Rebetzin ZZZ AMA!

SuperWify

Thu, Jul 02 2020, 1:06 pm

crust wrote:

How about a Zionist?

That’s also a great option!

I know a zelish the Zionist as well as Zevulan the zealot (who fought against the romans..). All great people white big fat egos as befitting the zzz family!

member

Thu, Jul 02 2020, 1:06 pm

SuperWify wrote:

I think your mistaken. If the rebbe is makeruv such a woman like zerush the former zonah then he will mamesh be on the madriegah of Yehoshua. What a zechus!!! And the zzz family loves zechusim!!!

You may be in right in the rebbe being her mekarev, but to marry her???????

top mom

Thu, Jul 02 2020, 1:26 pm

If by Zeresh you mean Haman's wife, then ABSOLUTELY NOT!!
What makes you think she's ZZZ material?
Her initial?
I mean Banging head

And Zanvelicious is NOT looking for a pilegesh as far as I know, thank you very much!
What makes you think I'm not fertile enough for him, the quads or the quints???
Huh?
The suggestions I have to deal with on this website Can't Believe It

Oy yoy yoy vei
I guess it's the price I pay for being so, so awesome,

ExtraCredit

Thu, Jul 02 2020, 8:06 pm

top mom wrote:

If by Zeresh you mean Haman's wife, then ABSOLUTELY NOT!!
What makes you think she's ZZZ material?
Her initial?
I mean Banging head

Oy yoy yoy vei
I guess it's the price I pay for being so, so awesome,

Zo zorry about those zilly zuggestions. Let me know when I can ztop blushing.

Einikel

Thu, Jul 02 2020, 8:19 pm

Surplus wrote:

Zo zorry about those zilly zuggestions. Let me know when I can ztop blushing.

I think you should change your name to Zurplus so you can be meshadech

ExtraCredit

Thu, Jul 02 2020, 8:23 pm

Einikel wrote:

I think you should change your name to Zurplus so you can be meshadech

Now that was a zmarter zuggestion!

ExtraCredit

Fri, Jul 03 2020, 1:03 am

top mom wrote:

Can someone please help me here? Scratching Head

How did we go from an AMA discussion to Zpeaking only in Z words? LOL

Zany zhidduch zuggestions. You must’ve missed it during toilet training cleanups.

Einikel

Fri, Jul 03 2020, 1:04 am

top mom wrote:

Can someone please help me here? Scratching Head

How did we go from an AMA discussion to Zpeaking only in Z words? LOL

Chashuve rebbitzen so sorry we hijacked your thread. I will delete my post.

Sunny Days

Fri, Jul 03 2020, 1:10 am

חטאתי
בכבוד הרעבעצין
I hope you can forgive us & we hereby move the conversation back to right track. Coming up next- reb. Can you please share how you feel when you get showered with so much attention & praise? Can you tolerate it?

Also, please share with us how you keep so calm- has the rebetzin ever needed to raise her aidel, quiet voice?

Lastly, what’s the reb shittah on Petch & time-out?

Bonus ama question, if the reb were o be a US citizen- would the reb. Consider running for president?

Yasher koach in advance. Looking fwd to mega inspiration doses

top mom

Fri, Jul 03 2020, 6:46 am

[quote="gamzehyaavor"]חטאתי
בכבוד הרעבעצין
I hope you can forgive us & we hereby move the conversation back to right track. Coming up next- reb. Can you please share how you feel when you get showered with so much attention & praise? Can you tolerate it?

Yes, I B'H handle attention and praise quite well Wink

Have you thought about the reason I might have started this conversation?? Very Happy

Regarding your other chinuch- related queries, I would gladly answer, but I give chinuch classes (who if not me? Smile

), and I don't want to ruin the experience for those who sign up.
Coincidentally, you can sign up right here, right now.
The price is mostly affordable'ish, especially if you take the shalom bayis/chinuch package!

thriver

Fri, Jul 03 2020, 7:29 am

SuperWify wrote:

With all due respect Reb she means the time when your fufill the mitzvah of peru u rivu with your chashuvah ba’al. (Unless you’re so holy that you only do IVF hence the multiple pregnancies...yk...)

Thanks for the thread Rebbitzen.

I just couldn’t let this slip by. Tashmish is holy. IVF is used for infertility. The concept that intimacy is “unholy” is a Christian one.

Rebbitzen ZZZ, your thoughts please.

top mom

Fri, Jul 03 2020, 7:52 am

thriver wrote:

I'm so happy you brought up this important topic, which is quite prominent Wink

in our household!
We even developed a segula for conceiving multiples!
Again, I would gladly share my wise, wisdomly wisdom, but it so happens to be, coincidentally again, that Rabbi ZZZ is starting a new series of classes on this topic!
You can register right now, right here!!!
So simple and easy!!!
For a minimal, hefty fee!
See you there

BH Yom Yom

Fri, Jul 03 2020, 9:19 am

Bubby6 wrote:

You see, I have some zechusim in that my father once "knipped" simcha pearlman's cheek. Do you think that would be enough?

What does “knipped” mean? I am learning so much from this thread! Thank you Surplus for explaining who Simcha Perlman is!

And Rebbetzin ZZZ, I humbly ask my question again in case the Rebbetzin didn’t see it (or if I missed the Rebbetzin’s heilige reply, I ask mechila b’lev nishbar). Who was the heilige zhadchan who redt zuch a gezhmake zhidduch??

Einikel

Fri, Jul 03 2020, 9:22 am

BH Yom Yom wrote:

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Pinched in this context it sometimes means a knot.