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Einikel




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 06 2020, 10:20 pm
For $5 dollars I will invent a Mikva excuse custom made for your situation
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Bubby6




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 06 2020, 11:43 pm
amother [ Aqua ] wrote:
for $5.00 I will call you "private" rather than "secretive" LOL


For $5 I will call you aidel tzanua (modest)
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Bubby6




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 06 2020, 11:44 pm
For $5 I will give you my bubby's secret babke recipe, with only one ingredient missing
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 07 2020, 8:55 am
For $5, I will not point out that not everyone lives in the tristate area, l'maan Hashem please put location in the thread title, or put it in the NY etc. forum.
Limited time offer.
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glamourmom




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 07 2020, 11:38 am
doctorima wrote:
For $5 I'll save you several hours of searching and tell you that there are no AirBNBs in the Poconos or Catskills with private pools in walking distance to a minyan for less than $100 a night.


hysterical!! you had me LOL.
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banana123




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 07 2020, 11:48 am
For $5 I will tell you whether or not you should make aliya.

For $5 I will tell you that I'm not going to be your friend "ever again."

For $5 I will tell you that you're not the worst parent in the world (unless you are).

For $5 I will tell you why I named myself banana123 and not just banana.
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Bubby6




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 07 2020, 6:06 pm
"For $5 I will tell you why I named myself banana123 and not just banana"

Nothing exciting happened today, so I'm willing to splurge on that!


Last edited by Bubby6 on Tue, Jul 07 2020, 8:15 pm; edited 1 time in total
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watergirl




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 07 2020, 6:09 pm
For $5, I’ll sell you some “special” monogrammed towels to use after something.
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rakcna




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 07 2020, 8:36 pm
For $5 I'll cut your baby's nails.
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Einikel




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 07 2020, 11:21 pm
For $5 I will tell you to get off imamother if you just got married.
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silverlining3




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 07 2020, 11:27 pm
For $5 I'll make the woman on the bus give over her seat for you, if you're pregnant.
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shanie5




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 08 2020, 2:08 pm
For $5 I'll give you 5 singles or 20 quarters or 50 dimes or 100 nickels or 500 pennies.
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Wife1




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 08 2020, 8:58 pm
rakcna wrote:
For $5 I'll cut your baby's nails.


Not to derail but can you give me pointers this is a huge battle for me
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rakcna




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 08 2020, 9:24 pm
Wife1 wrote:
Not to derail but can you give me pointers this is a huge battle for me


I'm not 100% sure how to explain. A big part is feeling confident and knowing how to hold the baby so that you have control.
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ddmom




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 08 2020, 10:12 pm
rakcna wrote:
I'm not 100% sure how to explain. A big part is feeling confident and knowing how to hold the baby so that you have control.

Or alternatively do it while baby is asleep! It works for some babies!
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amother
Wine


 

Post Wed, Jul 08 2020, 10:27 pm
ddmom wrote:
Or alternatively do it while baby is asleep! It works for some babies!

While baby is nursing works best for me!

Obviously use the cute little baby nail clippers so you have a good grip.

Some mothers just bite their baby's nails (I won't do that for $5 though).

For $5, though, I'll give you my two cents 250 times!

(ETA: Never mind, I'll pay YOU $5 to LET me give my two cents!)
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amother
Coral


 

Post Wed, Jul 08 2020, 10:56 pm
for $5 Ill make the phonecall to Ezras Nashim for you when you have lady problems
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soap suds




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 09 2020, 12:47 am
For $5 I’ll hold up a “MEN NOT ALLOWED” sign at the entrance of this site.
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amother
Mustard


 

Post Thu, Jul 09 2020, 12:55 am
For $5 I'll wear a mask (on my chin!)
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israelmama




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 09 2020, 7:14 am
For $5 I’ll have my DH delete his imamother account
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