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Really punny. Have a play on words.
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chayarg




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 03 2020, 8:27 pm
Let me start you off.
"Spot on" said teacher acne
Mrs Tweezer went to get her splinter out. Wood you believe it?
"What a sad hairloss" said mrs "wax"man
A round of applause for Mr Cheerio

Enjoy and let the steam air out! Its erev yomtov for us all.
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tweety1




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 03 2020, 8:30 pm
Great catch! Said Mrs. Fish-er
"How's this dress?" Sew sew said Mr. Taylor.
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ExtraCredit




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 03 2020, 10:10 pm
“Figure this out” said Extra Credit
“You’re not for real!” Said Siriusly
“Heaven help me” said Hashem_Yaazor
“I solved it” said Genius
“Give me a minute” said Pause
“I’ll skip it this time” said Gamzehyaavor
“Thank God I got it” said Dankbar
“It’s never too hard” Said BH Yom Yom
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Ima Piano




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Sep 04 2020, 6:09 pm
"Dee bist morah-dig" Said Scaredy Cat
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ExtraCredit




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Sep 05 2020, 9:06 pm
Ima Piano wrote:
"Dee bist morah-dig" Said Scaredy Cat

“But I’m no scaredy cat” said WitchKitty
“Oh that sounds great” said Ima piano
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chayarg




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Sep 05 2020, 9:18 pm
Wheres your "note" from your teacher, with out a "sound" pls? Said ima piano.
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chayarg




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Sep 05 2020, 9:19 pm
American express offered "extra credit" some more bonuses
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polka dots




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Sep 05 2020, 10:25 pm
I don't really mind school. It's just the principal of it
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Ima Piano




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Sep 05 2020, 11:12 pm
I love this thread it brings a smile to my face said Mrs Grin
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chayarg




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 06 2020, 8:02 pm
"The best feeling of being pampered" said my little one when being changed
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chayarg




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 06 2020, 8:08 pm
Calm down, My dear honey pls let it bea like that.
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silverlining3




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 07 2020, 11:04 pm
Ew, how can you eat that? Asked Mrs Gross
Deposit or withdrawal? Asked Mrs Teller
You are so clever, said Mrs Wiseman
You've got blonde hair and blue eyes said, Mrs German
Is that dark chocolate? Asked Mrs Brown
Corona or Budweiser? Asked Mrs Beer
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simcha4




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Dec 12 2020, 8:32 pm
"Why did you dessert the table right when desert was served?" Carmella asked her friend.
"Wine? Red or white?" asked Mr Weingarten
"This cake is delicious," said Mrs. Becker.
"Which flowers should I choose for my wedding?" Roizy asked her friend Bliemy.
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simcha4




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 28 2020, 7:00 am
"You look pale," said Mrs. White
"Are you sure you're not gointa throw up?" asked Mrs. Green
"I think I ate too much mashed potatoes," said Mashy with a groan.
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Ima Piano




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 29 2020, 10:11 am
" it is so sunny" said Mrs Zin
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simcha4




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 29 2020, 10:29 am
Ima Piano wrote:
" it is so sunny" said Mrs Zin


Seeing the mountain's peak looked so high up.
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simcha4




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jan 04 2021, 10:02 am
"Your garden is a mess," said Mrs. Greenfinger.
"Mummy, I'm hungry," whined Esther.
The parah adumah was a red cow,"Mrs. Roitman taught her 4th graders.
I love your heart shaped necklace," said Leiba.
"Your cat looks skinny and starved," Mrs. Katz said in a catty tone.
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cbsp




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jan 04 2021, 11:15 am
True story :

I just tasted a nut, said DD11 last night. I'll need to say "al haNissim"
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simcha4




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jan 04 2021, 3:28 pm
cbsp wrote:
True story :

I just tasted a nut, said DD11 last night. I'll need to say "al haNissim"


Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Cute. I told it to my children.
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simcha4




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 05 2021, 8:47 pm
"I had corona," Illana told her friend.
"Oh my!" her friend gasped. "You drink beer?!!"
"No. Covid19," Illana tried to explain.
"You're always trying to act superior than others," her friend said with a sniff, "even before you turned 19!"
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