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mommy3b2c
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 7:19 pm
My best friend is not picking up my calls. What should I do?
The other week I slapped her kid with a belt because he wasn’t listening to me on his play date with my son. I didn’t think it was a huge deal but now she won’t talk to me. HELP!!
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chanatron1000
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Wed, Oct 28 2020, 9:15 pm
"A spokesman for Google said something offensive."
I believe in free speech, but on the other hand, employers have the right to choose who works for them. Should I fire him?
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chanatron1000
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Thu, Oct 29 2020, 5:32 pm
"Ran out of flour"
I don't know how I managed to escape being trapped under such a large heap of flour, but I sprinted right out of the abandoned warehouse!
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chanatron1000
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Fri, Oct 30 2020, 4:17 pm
"Surprisingly happy with my cleaning service"
I didn't think I'd like them, but for only $20 million, they clean all 730 stories of my house very well.
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chanatron1000
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Mon, Nov 02 2020, 1:04 pm
"Making the most out of every drop"
My hobby is standing on the roof and dropping down water balloons, but my aim isn't great. How can I improve?
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mamma llama
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Mon, Nov 02 2020, 1:36 pm
"Took a long poll"
I am so fed up with government workers sticking poles wherever they decide, so today, I finally did something about it. Do you remember that pole with the Main Street sign attached? Let's just say it's no longer on Main Street... Whoops, just realized I misspelled pole in the subject, but don't know how to switch it In any case, if you're interested, I put it for sale on eBay.
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chanatron1000
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Sun, Nov 08 2020, 11:13 pm
"Daughter doesn't want to start shidduchim yet"
I think it's time. How can I convince her to stop making excuses like "I'm not ready", or "I want to start college first" or "Ma, I'm only 12"?
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mamma llama
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Mon, Nov 09 2020, 1:57 am
chanatron1000 wrote: | "Daughter doesn't want to start shidduchim yet"
I think it's time. How can I convince her to stop making excuses like "I'm not ready", or "I want to start college first" or "Ma, I'm only 12"? |
In the mom's defense, Rivka did get married at three, so twelve sounds like a reasonable compromise
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jerusalem90
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Mon, Nov 09 2020, 7:30 am
Am I pregnant?
I gave birth to one baby 15 minutes ago, but I think I might have twins because my belly is bigger than in previous pregnancies. I didn't have any prenatal care or ultrasounds this pregnancy and I had a homebirth because since March I have been living in an underground bunker because of Corona.
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chanatron1000
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Wed, Mar 03 2021, 2:06 am
"Can I help a house plant?"
I sent my daughter as a plant pretending to be the neighbor's cleaning lady (so I can gather info while also preventing the neighbor from stealing my cleaning lady) but she doesn't actually know how to clean. Is there any way I can subtly advise her so she doesn't get fired and ruin this for me?
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simcha4
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Wed, Mar 03 2021, 6:10 am
"Should I take the Covid vaccine?"
But it says, "a person should run away from kovid."
OTOH, my pride won't allow me to.
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chanatron1000
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Thu, Jun 10 2021, 10:46 pm
"Weird dog breed. What kind is it?"
My neighbor recently adopted a dog. It weighs 995 pounds and has roundish but pointy ears. It seems cute and friendly but I'm a little scared of a dog that size. Here's a picture, can you identify the breed?
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North Star
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Fri, Jun 11 2021, 12:42 am
I don’t want the shot! DH is mad!
He’s chasing me with his gun. How do I explain to him that I don’t want to be his target practice?!
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North Star
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Fri, Jun 11 2021, 12:44 am
Is my lace top tzinius?
My lace shirt is not lined so you can totally see my bra peeking through, but on the other hand my wig is chin length so I feel like I’m pretty tznius?
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chanatron1000
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Wed, Jun 16 2021, 1:59 am
"Scared I might get fired."
The company I model for promised they just want to take photos of me in the human cannon, but a lot of my coworkers are known pranksters.
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