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Success10




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 01 2020, 3:10 am
Iymnok wrote:
Kad katan, kad katan, shmona yamim shel Yonatan
(Try to get it right before Chanukah!)


Wait, those aren't the words?
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frog




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 01 2020, 3:24 am
You gotta be neat you gotta be clean
Let mommy take a break from the washing machine
And all Jewish children they will be known
To save everything they own.


Thought this for years.
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Elfrida




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 01 2020, 3:30 am
Success10 wrote:
Wait, those aren't the words?


Very Happy

כד קטן, כד קטן, 
שמונה ימים שמנו נתן. 
כל העם התפלא: 
מאליו הוא מתמלא! 

כל העם אז התכנס 
והכריז: אך זהו נס! 
אילולא כד זה נשאר 
מקדשנו לא הואר. 

כד קטן, כד קטן... 

גם כל ילד, ילד קט 
יעמוד כזה הקט 
ומלב תמים, טהור 
לעולם ישפיע אור. 
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Kiwi13




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 01 2020, 3:51 am
My worst was the entire B’nei Akiva song.
For all of my childhood and teen years I sang the whole thing sooooo wrong! It started with this:

Yad achim lachem shulchan...

And it was all downhill from there. Oh how my Israeli cousins mocked me during my year in sem!!
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Elfrida




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 01 2020, 4:04 am
Kiwi13 wrote:
My worst was the entire B’nei Akiva song.
For all of my childhood and teen years I sang the whole thing sooooo wrong! It started with this:

Yad achim lachem shulchan...

And it was all downhill from there. Oh how my Israeli cousins mocked me during my year in sem!!


The only part if that I was ever sure of was 'קדימה, בני עקיבא, and judging by the sudden increase in volume I wasn't the only one!

In my defence, I wasnt exactly an active member.
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WitchKitty




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 01 2020, 8:59 am
Dh, who doesn't know English, was always sure that Shwekey's Miracle song was "we are America".
Then when he came out with his we love America, he saw the American flag in the background and was like, see? I was right!
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Hatemywig




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 01 2020, 8:50 pm
London school of Jewish Song:

Shir Shir Asitu Lashem LOL

Famous Yevanim mistake: יוונים נקבצו עלי

"אזי בימי "חשמלים
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 02 2020, 2:45 pm
Hatemywig wrote:


Famous Yevanim mistake: יוונים נקבצו עלי

"אזי בימי "חשמלים
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