SPIDER! | Imamother

liveandlove.ima

Thu, Nov 26 2020, 4:07 pm

This time it's me venting
On this thread so tempting
I tried once indeed
But boy did not succeed
It was bad representing

Surely not my fault at all
I did not learn this in school
My teacher never did
Explain this type of gig
and now its me, to take the toll

Or maybe its my mother
She did not even bother
Leave an option for me
What school I want to be
Again the toll on me, no other

I can go on and on for sure
All people not coming to cure
Are certainly to blame
My stupidity in this game
Although my intentions so pure

Now that you know I'm bad
At this thing so very rad
I will not further try
Just say good-bye
Yeah, I know its sad

mommy#1

Thu, Nov 26 2020, 4:14 pm

We did not hear the end
So FF please do send
What happened to your sleep
And did the spider you keep
As a memento of this thread

realsilver

Thu, Nov 26 2020, 4:31 pm

What a productive way to shmooze,
About roaches, sleep, ff and shoes
Let’s give it a go
And see if we show
More limerick talents- what can we lose

ExtraCredit

Thu, Nov 26 2020, 4:34 pm

Live and learn it’s not at all true
That rhyming with limericks isn’t for you,
You’re doing just fine,
You’re acing each line,
Your poems even make a bit of sense too!

Siriusly?

Thu, Nov 26 2020, 4:40 pm

Quote:

We did not hear the end
So FF please do send
What happened to your sleep
And did the spider you keep
As a memento of this thread

Of course, little Miss Spider is now framed
In honour of the sleep that she claimed
She hangs above the bed
On top of FF’s head
Warning all spiders around they’ll be maimed

ExtraCredit

Thu, Nov 26 2020, 4:47 pm

Siriusly, are you sure that is so?
Won’t it cause all the spiders to blow?
Their pain is so deep,
Their blood is not cheap,
They’ll be coming tonight with an army in tow.

ExtraCredit

Fri, Nov 27 2020, 12:13 am

Here’s hoping you’re having a way better night,
Without any insects or spiders in sight,
Just very sweet dreams,
Of flavored ice creams,
With hot fudge, and nut crunch, oh what a delight!

ExtraCredit

Sat, Nov 28 2020, 5:55 pm

Anyone here reads the Ami?
Boy was it surprising to open the first page this week and see this. (I officially read last page first). After decades of not reading or writing about limericks. This week out of all weeks!

freilich

Sun, Nov 29 2020, 8:44 am

ExtraCredit wrote:

Same. Was too funny.