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amother
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Post Thu, Dec 03 2020, 9:09 pm
With another thread for all the mommy brain fails, I thought it would be nice to share what we learned since becoming mothers!

I'll start:

I learned javascript
Basic audio editing
Menu planning
Patience (at least some!)
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amother
Lilac


 

Post Thu, Dec 03 2020, 9:23 pm
1)That I might have adhd šŸ˜³
2)How to ā€œkrazel payasā€
3)How to go about my day with zero sleep
To love unconditionally (itā€™s true, think when ur kids make u mad and u still go and kiss them gn or while they making u mad ur searching their favourite toy for a gift)
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clowny




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 03 2020, 9:30 pm
This thread reminds me of a good one I just read today:
Iā€™ve been a mother for 15 years and I still donā€™t know what exactly happens at the count of 3.
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Frumwithallergies




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 03 2020, 9:32 pm
clowny wrote:
This thread reminds me of a good one I just read today:
Iā€™ve been a mother for 15 years and I still donā€™t know what exactly happens at the count of 3.


Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter

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After much therapy, I DID learn what happens at the sound of three, but if I told you, I'd have to kill you. So hush. I dont want to see
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yaye




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 03 2020, 9:34 pm
How to find things!! My mother never understood why only mothers can find things and now I have the same question!!

Last edited by yaye on Thu, Dec 03 2020, 10:05 pm; edited 1 time in total
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hodeez




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 03 2020, 9:51 pm
The superhuman patience I can have when I put my mind to it
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MiriFr




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 03 2020, 9:51 pm
To unplug the beaters before giving them to my kid to lick
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gold21




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 03 2020, 9:55 pm
How to advocate for myself and my children

To believe in my own intuition

That what's best for me and my family does not need society's stamp of approval
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ExtraCredit




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 03 2020, 10:02 pm
To take an epidural early enough
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yaye




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 03 2020, 10:05 pm
gold21 wrote:
How to advocate for myself and my children

To believe in my own intuition

That what's best for me and my family does not need society's stamp of approval


THIS
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steak4me




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 03 2020, 10:41 pm
That baby wipes are the king of all household items.

They are pure magic!!!

Stain removers
Makeup remover
Car cleaners
Booger cleaners

You name it!!
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Genius




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 03 2020, 11:15 pm
sm236 wrote:
How to find things!! My mother never understood why only mothers can find things and now I have the same question!!

Nothing is lost until mom canā€™t find it. We women have magical hands that pick up stuff so that we can take a peek underneath, instead of just sweeping the room with our eyes before promptly declaring the item hopelessly lost.
Edited a spelling mistake


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Genius




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 03 2020, 11:17 pm
ExtraCredit wrote:
To take an epidural early enough

To ask for one early enough.
Iā€™m still waiting for the bloodwork from my last birth three years ago.
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Genius




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 03 2020, 11:20 pm
I learned how to use the bathroom really really fast.
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amother
Emerald


 

Post Thu, Dec 03 2020, 11:23 pm
To be less judgmental! Boy was I a know it all until I had my own kids Wink
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tichellady




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Dec 04 2020, 12:58 am
That sharing a room with a baby/toddler is really hard.

How amazing women are!

How much nurses do in the hospital.

That sleep is really really important to my mental health

That marriage is much harder with a newborn
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amother
Rose


 

Post Fri, Dec 04 2020, 3:39 am
I learned how nice it is to spend time all by myself, just with myself.
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amother
Burgundy


 

Post Fri, Dec 04 2020, 4:29 am
That my children are pieces of my heart walking around without the protective rib cage
That we need to trust in Hashem
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amother
Pink


 

Post Fri, Dec 04 2020, 4:50 am
I learnt that I love my kids. To the moon and back and back again.

I never cared much for babies/kids til my own were born
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amother
Gold


 

Post Fri, Dec 04 2020, 6:10 am
That yes, I do have eyes in the back of my head.
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