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amother
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 Tue, Dec 22 2020, 1:20 pm
...a wet toliet seat. It happens so often you'd think I'd know to look by now.
What gross things have you sat on/ tasted/ touched accidently thanks to your darling children?
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tothepoint
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Tue, Dec 22 2020, 2:05 pm
Eww!
My delicious 6 month old vomited straight into my mouth! Fortunately, it was right after a feeding so was pretty much undigested breast milk. Even so I was grossed out
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amother
Black
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Tue, Dec 22 2020, 2:54 pm
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My baby peed on my bed so many times that I gave up on changing it each time. I wipe it with a wipe and that's it.
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causemommysaid
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Tue, Dec 22 2020, 3:16 pm
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I've sat on pee, kid vomited in my mouth, drank from kids backwash, got poop on my hands, peed in the face. Life is so gross.
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amother
Smokey
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Tue, Dec 22 2020, 3:18 pm
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Eh. Pee is sterile. And at least it’s your kids and not a strangers (in a store bathroom)
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thunderstorm
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Tue, Dec 22 2020, 3:21 pm
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My two year old vomited all over my arm and pajamas last night the minute I took her out of her crib. I was dirtier than she was.
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simpleme
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Tue, Dec 22 2020, 3:33 pm
Not the grossest but funny: As I was leaning in to the car to buckle my baby, my 6 year old started laughing. I had a mini plastic dessert spoon stuck to the back of my skirt 
Glad my children found it before I started my day
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amother
Ginger
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Tue, Dec 22 2020, 3:40 pm
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It was hot. I was nursing newborn in my underwear, baby was just wearing a nappy. Nb pooed, leaked out of back of nappy on my legs. Had a call for DH's help so I wouldn't drip all over the floor when I stood up. Luckily he was home. At least it was just nb poo and not older kid poo.
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Rappel
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Tue, Dec 22 2020, 3:45 pm
I no longer have a plate. I've given up. I just east my kids leftovers when they're done.
And I used to be a germophobe!
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honeymoon
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Tue, Dec 22 2020, 5:06 pm
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I officially sleep in my baby's vomit. I no longer find it gross. Changing sheets daily can become tiring.
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amother
Babypink
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Wed, Dec 23 2020, 2:51 am
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My 1.5 year old son came to me with his hand out crying. I thought he got a finger closed in the door or something. I brought it to my mouth to kiss it, and luckily just before I smelt the poop.
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PeanutMama
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Wed, Dec 23 2020, 3:25 am
I caught my sons vomit in my hands once lol.
Another time he peed on my arms and it dropped down to my fingers
Got poop on my fingers and shirt
Nearly stepped in a poopy diaper on the floor
(My husband has a habit of tossing the diaper to the floor so our son won’t get into it) lol.
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