What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

imanonymous

Wed, Mar 03 2021, 8:01 pm

I have yichus after all...

I keep reading "yichus" as "yichud" and doing a double-take!

My other reaction is "it's a small world after all."

(with no offense meant to watergirl; this has nothing to do with the content of the thread.)

DrMom

Thu, Mar 04 2021, 2:38 am

Do you pick your puss filled spots?

No clever response. I won't even bother with the spelling mistake. Just Puke

Plonis

Thu, Mar 04 2021, 2:40 am

Tantrums help

Well, of course they do. Why else would toddlers have them? TBH they are pretty effective for adults too, but they are too embarrassing to use in public.

PinkFridge

Thu, Mar 04 2021, 11:21 am

Can I use white challah for French toast?

In this current climate, I'd only use French bread; you don't want to be accused of cultural appropriation. Hatzlacha!

DrMom

Thu, Mar 04 2021, 12:44 pm

In quarantine and feeling so alone!

Congrats! You're doing it right.
Confused

PinkFridge

Sun, Mar 07 2021, 8:31 am

Meat+chicken roll
So glad they settled on rock n roll instead. (Just "Let me hear some of that meat+chicken roll music" just doesn't cut it.)

Best site for a tablecloth.
So I'm sticking my neck out here but dare I say...a table? (Close second: the linen closet.)

Einikel

Sun, Mar 07 2021, 6:12 pm

How far along are you

Not pregnant right now

DrMom

Mon, Mar 08 2021, 12:58 pm

Mashed potato muffins - Whisk? Lost recipe

Whisk? I think a hammer is better for mashing muffins.

Recipe:
- one dozen potato muffins
- 1 hammer

Directions:
- Mash muffins with hammer and serve

chanatron1000

Tue, Mar 09 2021, 2:53 pm

Reveal gender to dh

He should already know your gender.

professor

Tue, Mar 09 2021, 2:57 pm

chanatron1000 wrote:

Reveal gender to dh

He should already know your gender.

Yeah... He knows the gender assigned to me at birth. Hiding

honey36

Tue, Mar 09 2021, 4:20 pm

Does anyone else feel intimidated by the whisk?

Yes! My whisk is very intimidating. I often have nightmares that it's turning me into scrambled eggs or that I'm a kitchen slave trapped in a giant whisk prison.

cuties' mom

Tue, Mar 09 2021, 7:24 pm

HELP PANICKING WORMS IN CLOTHING
Okay worms, let's take a deep breath and stop screaming. There's no need to panic; you're not stuck in the clothing.

cuties' mom

Tue, Mar 09 2021, 7:25 pm

9 year old Flatbush girl socks
Wow! Your socks lasted 9 years! Mine always tear long before them.

zaq

Tue, Mar 09 2021, 9:47 pm

Modesty Today
I'm betting this ~~rag~~ mag folds by the third issue.

honey36

Wed, Mar 10 2021, 7:47 pm

"strain for women"

Wow! Maybe this is G-ds way of showing the world there is a difference between men and women!

enneamom

Thu, Mar 11 2021, 5:02 pm

Strain for women

Yup. Whoever said women can have it all most have meant "women are going to end up doing it all".

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enneamom

Thu, Mar 11 2021, 5:08 pm

Fauci and The Vaccine

Fauci and the Chamber of Zoom
Fauci and the Prisoner of Quarantine
Fauci and the Mask of Fire
Fauci and the Order of the CDC
Fauci and the Half-blood Antibody Transfusion
Fauci and the Deathly Pathogens

Hate that series Mad

the world's best mom

Fri, Mar 12 2021, 9:21 am

What to look for in a high chair?

Um... a baby? Can't Believe It

FranticFrummie

Sun, Mar 14 2021, 1:59 pm

ED by ellen

She has that effect on most men. Confused

imasinger

Mon, Mar 15 2021, 8:16 am

At a funeral, where do you stand?

I stand with the mourners, standing in the kever would not be a good idea.

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