Funny things they say

Amelia Bedelia

Mon, Feb 08 2021, 8:41 pm

amother [ Rose ] wrote:

DD was in the bath, she pointed out that she has 3 belly buttons.

Ds4 showed me his two "chocolate chips" today.

amother

Coffee

Wed, Feb 10 2021, 8:11 am

Dd just turned 4 came to me early morning and says
“mommy if you come out of bed nicely and quickly I’ll give you a prize from my drawer!!”
LOL

amother

Jetblack

Wed, Feb 10 2021, 9:19 am

amother [ Coffee ] wrote:

Dd just turned 4 came to me early morning and says
“mommy if you come out of bed nicely and quickly I’ll give you a prize from my drawer!!”
LOL

This is adorable LOL

amother

Gray

Wed, Feb 10 2021, 11:04 am

Anyone else's kids say things backwards? Like when learning to speak, first words. Pchi instead of chips.
One kid said puc instead of cup. Another added another c at the end: cupk.
I think it's hilarious LOL

Moonlight

Wed, Feb 10 2021, 12:37 pm

amother [ Gray ] wrote:

My oldest did puc. But only a few words

amother

Fuchsia

Wed, Feb 10 2021, 12:46 pm

DS2 didnt want to share his snack with his older sister. When she got upset I told her he is little, he doesnt understand. DD replied yes he does understand! To which DS2 quickly responded: no not understand.
Seems DD was right on this one.

Chickensoupprof

Wed, Feb 10 2021, 12:52 pm

''Kum sheifele'' ''ICH BIN BATSHEVA Twisted Evil

'' ''Ok.... ''

''Ich gleich dir aber du bist nisht mein chaver''

Moonlight

Fri, Feb 12 2021, 2:03 am

Someone told dd2 See you later, Alligator!
After a confused pause, she responded "I'm not an Alligator! "
She also saw a baby wearing a little hat w ears and asked me, "is that the cat in the hat?"

amother

cornflower

Fri, Feb 12 2021, 4:33 am

Esty (2): "I want an orange!"
DH: "I'm getting you an orange."
Esty: "I want an orange!"
DH: "I'm peeling you an orange."
Esty: "I want an orange!"
DH: "I feel like I'm talking to the wall!"
Esty: "No, you're talking to Esty!"

Me, flustered: "Oy, I'm such a mess!"
Esty: "You're not a mess, you're a mommy!" Heart

amother

Goldenrod

Fri, Feb 12 2021, 6:57 am

DS (3), watching DH put on his coat and mask: "Where is Abba going?"
Me: "To do a mitzvah!"
DS, watching DH get in the car 2 minutes later: "Abba's going to do muktza!"

silverlining3

Sun, Feb 14 2021, 12:21 am

These are so cute.

Today my 2 and a half year old asked my husband, can I have a snack? My husband said no. He turned back and breathed heavily, yoish.

He calls his shabs robe kabes (shabs) kodesh. Ma, wanna put on my kabes kodesh.

Good Friend

Tue, Feb 16 2021, 7:39 pm

For reference in Chabad we celebrate the first Chabad Rebbe's release from prison (he was officially arrested for aiding the Turks by sending money to chasidim in Israel)

Anyway my 3 year old said "Hey! The hamentashen have jelly just like the Alter Rebbe came out of jelly!"

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amother

Black

Tue, Feb 16 2021, 7:45 pm

I was telling dd I can’t believe she’s turning 5 and I remember when she was so tiny and now she’s such a big girl!
she goes- “Well that’s how life works!”

She was also taking her shirt off and it got stuck on her head and my dd2 started cracking up and said “you’re a mommy!”

Flowermum

Tue, Feb 16 2021, 8:04 pm

Actually not a toddler.. my DD 6yo asked me at the shabbos table "Mummy, did you ever have other children who used to live here and now they are married?"
(had to explain to her that children stay ours forever and ever even after their marraige)

On the same note when she was 4.5/5yo she told my teenage daughter "when you will be married and I will meet you on the road I will remind you that you once lived in our home."

Blessing1

Tue, Feb 16 2021, 8:47 pm

Flowermum wrote:

Hahah! My youngest sibling was born after I had my 1st. He was convinced I'm his cousin. It took him years to understand I'm his sister.

amother

Thu, Mar 18 2021, 5:35 pm

My 3yo was peeling a clementine and when he got to white part to take off, he asked me to take the schnotz off

amother

Salmon

Thu, Mar 18 2021, 6:57 pm

My just 2-year-old today chattering to her doll trying to 'make conversation' and said eventually - You're not answering me!'