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SuperWify
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 Wed, Jul 14 2021, 4:17 pm
Age is just a number.
Yes, and jail is just a room.
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MrsDash
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Wed, Jul 14 2021, 5:18 pm
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"I love autumn, it's the best 4 minutes of the year."
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amother
Clover
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Wed, Jul 14 2021, 5:20 pm
| SuperWify wrote: | | “Friends are like bras, they give support and are close at heart.” |
and they never leave you hanging 
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amother
Mocha
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Wed, Jul 14 2021, 5:36 pm
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If life gives you lemon make lemonade 🍋
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MrsDash
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Wed, Jul 14 2021, 6:40 pm
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“I own the world’s worst thesaurus. Not only is it awful, it’s awful.”
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MrsDash
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Wed, Jul 14 2021, 6:42 pm
“What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.”
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amother
Copper
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Wed, Jul 14 2021, 6:46 pm
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MrsDash
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Wed, Jul 14 2021, 7:02 pm
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“ You know what they say about cliffhangers.”
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shanie5
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Wed, Jul 14 2021, 10:32 pm
A duck was about to cross the road when a chicken looked at him and said:
" Don't do it man, you'll never hear the end of it!"
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shanie5
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Wed, Jul 14 2021, 10:34 pm
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I just ate what I thought was a feta cheese crumble from my salad off my shirt. Turns out it was deoderant. So, how's your day going?
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shanie5
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Wed, Jul 14 2021, 10:36 pm
Computer:
"Your password is weak"
Me:
"Well so is my memory so please let me keep it"
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Crookshanks
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Wed, Jul 14 2021, 11:05 pm
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amother
Freesia
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Wed, Jul 14 2021, 11:06 pm
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GLUE
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Thu, Jul 15 2021, 12:45 am
Give a man a fish he will eat for a day, teach him to fish and he will drink beer all day.
Don’t cry over spilled milk, unless you just spend an hour pumping it out then you can cry buckets.
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MrsDash
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Thu, Jul 15 2021, 9:33 am
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“I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.”
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MrsDash
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Thu, Jul 15 2021, 9:42 am
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“I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.“
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MrsDash
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Thu, Jul 15 2021, 12:20 pm
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"I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming"
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MrsDash
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Thu, Jul 15 2021, 12:27 pm
Laughing stock:
Cattle with a sense of humor.
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