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MrsDash
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 Thu, Jul 15 2021, 12:29 pm
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"A friend told me I'm delusional.......I almost fell off my unicorn!"
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Genius
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Thu, Jul 15 2021, 12:29 pm
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Thank you all! This thread is great!!
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MrsDash
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Thu, Jul 15 2021, 1:11 pm
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"Two wrongs may not make a right, but two Wrights did make a plane."
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SuperWify
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Thu, Jul 15 2021, 3:38 pm
My bed and I have such an amazing relationship.
Unfortunately, my alarm clock is very jealous of us.
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SuperWify
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Thu, Jul 15 2021, 3:39 pm
I just stepped in a cornflake.
Now I’m officially a cereal killer.
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SuperWify
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Thu, Jul 15 2021, 3:40 pm
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I wish I was a kid again, so everyone would be happy with me for taking a long nap.
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SuperWify
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Thu, Jul 15 2021, 3:42 pm
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Before you marry a person, make them use a computer with really slow internet. You’ll get to know who they really are, real fast.
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SuperWify
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Thu, Jul 15 2021, 3:43 pm
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She hugged me.
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SuperWify
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Thu, Jul 15 2021, 3:45 pm
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need are two hearts.
In the end you wish you had a club and a spade.
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shanie5
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Thu, Jul 15 2021, 10:27 pm
Lesson of the day:
If someone calls you from a private number, respect their privacy and don't answer!
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shanie5
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Thu, Jul 15 2021, 10:28 pm
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"Hey, I just read your text. Do you still want to hang out last week?
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Sleepymama
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Fri, Jul 16 2021, 12:39 am
A lot of these made me lol
Thanks 
My favorite was the feta cheese deodorant one!
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GLUE
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Fri, Jul 16 2021, 4:12 am
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I am tired of long distance relationships, fridge you are moving into my room
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GLUE
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Fri, Jul 16 2021, 10:12 am
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All power corrupts, but we need electricity- Diana Wynne Jones
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