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A Purim Ode to Imamother



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shalhevet




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 17 2008, 6:17 am
So I logged on to imamother right at the end of the day
I had so many questions, problems, and ever so much to say
First I went into the nidda forum and started off my thread
I never had so many problems from the time that I was wed

Well today to make my hefsek I’m sad that I forgot
And to pass the salt to dear husband is really not a lot
And anyway next week when it’s my mikva night
We’re off to Australia and I’ll be in mid-flight

The posters said, don’t worry, we’re sure that it’s okay
My sister’s neighbor’s cousin had the same problem one fine day
And the rov said ‘it’s no problem’ and I think it was the same thing
But then again, all the details in my memory are somewhat dim.

Well, next I was busy posting on the forum on married life
And I wrote down all my problems between my husband and his wife
And I asked if the solution is just to write a get
And several of the posters thought that was the best solution yet

Now almost all my problems were typed onto the screen
Apart from throwing up so much that I am a shade of green
Appendix? Gall bladder? Emergency? Who has time for an MD?
When a quick post on imamother will give results you see.

And all the imamothers said just nothing, it will pass
Maybe you are pregnant, hormonal or likely it’s just gas
So, divorced over nothing and dying, I thought that I would write
And let you know that imamother’s such fun, but the answers aren’t always right.
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grin




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 17 2008, 6:21 am
LOL
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ShiningThrough




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 17 2008, 8:52 am
Shalhevet that was great!! Cheers
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Ima'la




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 17 2008, 8:59 am
lol LOL
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happyone




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 17 2008, 9:03 am
Great job!!! Salut
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flowerpower




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 17 2008, 10:41 am
thanks for the cute laugh
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