New game, not a word game

happytobemom

Thu, Oct 20 2022, 10:40 pm

simcha4 wrote:

N.A. mameliga

What's mameliga?

Tof Umachol

Fri, Oct 21 2022, 2:02 am

simcha4 wrote:

N.A. mameliga

Q: What did you bring me as a souvenir from Bucharest?

new answer: Because she couldn't hear anything.

birdie1

Sun, Dec 11 2022, 10:01 pm

Tof Umachol wrote:

Q: What did you bring me as a souvenir from Bucharest?

new answer: Because she couldn't hear anything.

Why was she getting frustrated?

New answer: so she started a new book.

simcha4

Sun, Apr 23 2023, 10:41 am

birdie1 wrote:

Why was she getting frustrated?

New answer: so she started a new book.

Question: The book she was reading; its ending was ripped out.

New answer: Pesach Sheini

rachelli66

Wed, Apr 26 2023, 9:13 pm

simcha4 wrote:

Question: The book she was reading; its ending was ripped out.

New answer: Pesach Sheini

Question- when's next time we wash for Matza?

New answer. Hard to get to sleep early.

schoolbus

Wed, Apr 26 2023, 9:27 pm

Question: Why are you so tired in the morning?
New answer: from today 2 weeks

birdie1

Wed, Apr 26 2023, 10:03 pm

schoolbus wrote:

Question: Why are you so tired in the morning?
New answer: from today 2 weeks

When is lag ba'omer? (I think...)

New answer: when the ice cream melts.

schoolbus

Thu, Apr 27 2023, 11:34 am

What the secret in knowing that it’s a really sunny day?

New answer: because I didn’t want

simcha4

Mon, May 01 2023, 7:26 pm

schoolbus wrote:

What the secret in knowing that it’s a really sunny day?

New answer: because I didn’t want

Question: Why didn't you take mousse for dessert?

New answer: I was thinking abut something

Momofcutes

Wed, May 03 2023, 3:49 pm

Question: Why are you walking into me??
New answer: I need to finalize my summer plans!

simcha4

Sun, May 07 2023, 11:06 am

Momofcutes wrote:

Question: Why are you walking into me??
New answer: I need to finalize my summer plans!

Q: Why do you look so tense?

NA: She got engaged last night.

Sun, May 07 2023, 11:08 am

Q: Why is the assistant absent?

New answer: Fried mushrooms

simcha4

Sun, May 07 2023, 11:22 am

ap wrote:

Q: Why is the assistant absent?

New answer: Fried mushrooms

Q: What does you family like near the fish at the Shabbos seudah?

NA: leaking fridge.

effess

Thu, Jul 20 2023, 12:21 am

NA: leaking fridge.[/quote]

What’s your excuse this time for coming late to piano practice?

NA: 20 miles over the speed limit!

Tof Umachol

Tue, Jul 25 2023, 5:27 am

effess wrote:

NA: 20 miles over the speed limit!

Q: What is your preferred driving speed on the highway?

New answer: My cousin's brother-in-law.

effess

Tue, Jul 25 2023, 10:37 am

Who did you meet on the way to the mikvah Friday night?

I was vomiting

Tof Umachol

Tue, Jul 25 2023, 5:02 pm

effess wrote:

I was vomiting

Q: What were those strange noises you were making on the phone this morning?

New Answer: Bread and butter.

simcha4

Sat, Jul 29 2023, 5:25 pm

Tof Umachol wrote:

Q: What were those strange noises you were making on the phone this morning?

New Answer: Bread and butter.

Question - Which two foods are often eaten together? Clue: they both start with B.

New Answer: The sinkhole

Tof Umachol

Tue, Aug 29 2023, 6:02 am

simcha4 wrote:

New Answer: The sinkhole

Question: Where are you going to take your kids swimming?

New answer: Lots of tissues.

effess

Thu, Sep 21 2023, 11:14 pm

What’s the cheapest you for your toddler?

New answer: it smelled