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imorethanamother
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Wed, Nov 02 2022, 3:02 pm
So I get it, the new trend is to have homemade desserts that are keeping in theme with the parsha. Rainbow challah for parshas Noach, cakes in the shape of the luchos, etc etc.
I think this is offensive and also I think this is discrimination against women who hate to bake. It's also not diverse. And it's ageist and racist. I'll think of more problems with this whole setup soon, but it's surely anti-feminist. That's my stance and I'm sticking to it. We need to do more teaching that has nothing to do with me going back to the kitchen and painstakingly crafting camel cookies with food-coloring soaked sprinkles to resemble their spit.
I'll start. For parshas Lech Lecha, I'm going to wake up my older boys an hour early and tell them to go to shul. No arguing, did Avraham argue with Hashem??? Then I'll tell my younger kids at about 2pm to go take a walk by themselves. I think this is learning Torah at its finest.
Any other ideas?
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GLUE
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Wed, Nov 02 2022, 3:08 pm
I don't understand if you are lazy why would you want to wake up an hour early to wake up your older boys why not just stay in bed.
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s1
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Wed, Nov 02 2022, 3:13 pm
You could change their names, go to a bris, take them out at night to see the stars. You could tell them to go somewhere but not tell them where they are going to. Hide them in boxes. Have a war and take captives. Laugh.
Ooh here’s a good one. Make them dust the house. Show them next week that it’s dusty again. Explain that one reason the Jewish nation are compared to dust is because we cannot be defeated or gotten rid of, we keep coming back like dust!
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effess
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Wed, Nov 02 2022, 3:42 pm
You could skip meals and tell them there’s a hunger in the land.
You could take them yo the restaurant and they must keep their masks (muzzles) on
You could give each of them a servant
You could go around giving brachos to everyone, whoever gives a Bracha gets a Bracha in return
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effess
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Wed, Nov 02 2022, 3:43 pm
You could take them to a sandbox and tell them todays activity is yo count the sand
I think I have the wrong parsha but it’s still a good parsha activity
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s1
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Wed, Nov 02 2022, 3:52 pm
effess wrote: | You could take them to a sandbox and tell them todays activity is yo count the sand
I think I have the wrong parsha but it’s still a good parsha activity |
Great activity and right parsha!
You have some great ideas 💡
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Wallflower
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Wed, Nov 02 2022, 3:52 pm
effess and s1 you guys are awesome!
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imorethanamother
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Wed, Nov 02 2022, 4:28 pm
I can tell my kids to stop walking on other people’s lawns!!
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imorethanamother
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Wed, Nov 02 2022, 4:31 pm
For Beraishis, instead of making dioramas with each of the days of creation, I let my two boys fight with each other. I asked one where the other brother is and I was told “dunno”.
My chinuch is complete.
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s1
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Wed, Nov 02 2022, 4:33 pm
Last week parshas noach in rained on and off all week, and one day there was a rainbow!
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effess
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Wed, Nov 02 2022, 4:34 pm
You can tell your annoying nephew yo live out of town
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imorethanamother
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Wed, Nov 02 2022, 6:45 pm
effess wrote: |
You could give each of them a servant
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One could argue that they already have one.
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Opal
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Wed, Nov 02 2022, 6:48 pm
That they should wear muzzles on their mouth for inappropriate language!
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Shabbosiscoming
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Wed, Nov 02 2022, 7:12 pm
I've been practicing since simchas Torah.
"No eating your siblings' nosh from shul! That's not yours! You can only eat from your nosh, over here. "
Baking cake sounds easier
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effess
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Wed, Nov 02 2022, 7:30 pm
Get into the car and just drive around till they ask where are we going and tell them, you’ll see…
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DarkPurple
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Wed, Nov 02 2022, 7:39 pm
I think I'll go hide in a suitcase for a bit. Like Sara
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Thisisnotmyreal
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Wed, Nov 02 2022, 8:48 pm
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Aurora
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Wed, Nov 02 2022, 8:55 pm
Have your husband agree that you are right.
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MitzadSheini
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Thu, Nov 03 2022, 5:28 am
Oh this is a great thread.
Here is a gruesome suggestion:
Have your kids cut the pet dog in half and walk between the parts
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