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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 22 2022, 3:42 pm
Men GLOVES PLEASE
Seriously, we don't want your grubby paws all over the merchandise and work surfaces.
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 22 2022, 3:46 pm
ISO 6 m baby girl winter
You do know that selling babies of any age or season is a crime?
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penguin




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 22 2022, 4:16 pm
Quote:
Watch for girl
Oh, no! What does she look like? What is she accused of? This sounds so scary!
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4g01o




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2022, 9:24 am
Where are the moms that don't want big families?

I'm right here hun.
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4g01o




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2022, 9:27 am
HELP! Hair on face

Eye brows and eye lashes? Don't freak out, you're normal.
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DrMom




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 24 2022, 4:37 am
What do contractions feel like?

They are amazing. Instead of saying "DO NOT" your tongue just slides over the single word "DON'T" and a tingle flows through your body as you exhilarate in having saved yourself the trouble of uttering that extra syllable.
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 24 2022, 10:32 am
It's not always "you AND I!"

Nope.
It's you. And me. Together....(Sara, smile.)

(Zaq, I beat you to it!)
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 24 2022, 3:11 pm
DrMom wrote:
What do contractions feel like?

They are amazing. Instead of saying "DO NOT" your tongue just slides over the single word "DON'T" and a tingle flows through your body as you exhilarate in having saved yourself the trouble of uttering that extra syllable.
Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter
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4g01o




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 24 2022, 4:28 pm
I'm lost

Have you notified the police?
Do you have any idea where you might be?!
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cuties' mom




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 24 2022, 4:39 pm
What can I use NOW
A nap?
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4g01o




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 24 2022, 4:51 pm
Baila / Bailey or Bayla / Baylie?

Non, thanks for the offer.

(Baileys is a drink in the UK)
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hodeez




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 27 2022, 1:58 pm
Did Demartini method work long term for you?
Nope but deMargarita and deWhiskey were great short-term
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Elfrida




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 27 2022, 2:45 pm
Why is Imamother suddenly so alcohol focused?
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 27 2022, 4:45 pm
Elfrida wrote:
Why is Imamother suddenly so alcohol focused?
Two "immediate reactions" do not a focus make.
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penguin




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 27 2022, 5:50 pm
What do contractions feel like?
Reminds me of:

A pregnant woman screams COULDN’T WOULDN’T SHOULDN’T CAN’T…
The Dr said “nothing to worry about, those are contractions”.
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Plonis




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 27 2022, 6:36 pm
zaq wrote:
Two "immediate reactions" do not a focus make.

I'll drink to that!
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essie14




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 28 2022, 8:39 am
A new gender for child #5

Non binary?
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4g01o




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 28 2022, 1:58 pm
Dream on me playard

I'll dream in my bed, thank you.
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4g01o




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 28 2022, 3:33 pm
Lampost or salt?

It was a pillar of salt, that לוט's wife turned into.
Not a lamp post.
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DrMom




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 28 2022, 4:03 pm
Lampost or salt?

Depends on your objective.

Want to illuminate the street after dark or mark the exit from Narnia back into the wardrobe? --> Go with the lamppost!

Need to season or preserve your food, kasher a piece or raw meat, whip up a facial scrub, or prevent your driveway from icing over? --> Choose salt!
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