Chat GPT - The Imamother Daily Story

amother

Tealblue

Thu, Feb 02 2023, 11:16 am

scruffy wrote:

OFFICER: And what about you? Do you have any identification?

Reva reaches into her pocket and pulls out a pair of tefillin, a set of small leather boxes containing verses from the Torah.

REVA: (with pride) These are my identification. I am a Jew, a daughter of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.

Wow, what a plot twist! AI really gets it! LOL

scruffy

Thu, Feb 02 2023, 11:17 am

Write a question and answer Shidduch advice column, featuring the terms: out of towner, Dor Yeshorim, long term learner, pottery date, car rental.

Question: "I am an out of towner and I just met someone through a mutual friend. We have a lot in common and have talked for hours on the phone, but I'm not sure if we should proceed with a pottery date or wait until I can rent a car and come see them. I don't want to waste time or money if we're not compatible, but I also don't want to miss out on a great opportunity. What should I do?"

Answer:

First of all, congratulations on finding someone who seems like a good match! It's great to be proactive and considerate about the best use of your time and resources. Here are a few things to keep in mind:

Consider the Dor Yeshorim screening: If you are both frum (observant), you may want to consider getting screened through the Dor Yeshorim program. This is a confidential genetic testing program that helps reduce the risk of carriers of serious genetic diseases from marrying each other and having affected children. If both of you are carriers, it is not recommended to proceed with the relationship, but if neither of you are carriers, it can give you a greater sense of security and peace of mind.

Consider the long-term outlook: Are you both looking for a long-term learner relationship, or just a fun pottery date? If you are both serious about finding a shidduch, it may be worth the investment of time and money to come see each other in person. This will give you a better sense of compatibility and help you both determine if you want to pursue a long-term relationship.

Consider alternative options: If you don't have the means to rent a car and come see each other, there may be other options for getting to know each other better. For example, you could plan a video call, send letters, or even plan a virtual pottery date!

Ultimately, only you and your potential match can determine what is best for your situation. Just make sure to keep communication open and clear, and to always prioritize your well-being and the well-being of others.

PinkFridge

Thu, Feb 02 2023, 11:23 am

Fess up. Are these all from the playground?

PinkFridge

Thu, Feb 02 2023, 11:24 am

scruffy wrote:

Fun pottery date. That could be a Mafia thing. Somehow, it sounds a bit sleazy in this context.

amother

Tealblue

Thu, Feb 02 2023, 11:28 am

Make up a random segulah for a shidduch, and write an ad for it

Here's one possible segulah for a shidduch:

Write the names of you and your desired soulmate on a piece of paper and place it in a jar filled with honey.
Every day, recite the verse from Song of Songs "I am my beloved's and my beloved is mine" and take a spoonful of honey from the jar.
On the Sabbath, donate to a charity that helps families in need.
Keep a positive and optimistic outlook, as this attracts blessings and good energy.
Here's an ad for the segulah:

"Are you tired of waiting for your soulmate to come into your life? Try our unique and effective segulah for a successful shidduch. This combination of sweet honey, recitation of love, acts of kindness, and a positive outlook will bring blessings and bring you one step closer to finding your soulmate. Start your journey today and see the results for yourself. Contact us for more information."

scruffy

Thu, Feb 02 2023, 11:29 am

I'm having so much fun.

Write a funny Hashgacha Pratis story featuring a bungalow colony, a lace front sheitel, Avraham Fried, and a charcuterie board.

Once upon a time, there was a Bungalow Colony in the Catskills where all the residents were eagerly preparing for the annual Hashgacha Pratis talent show. Avraham Fried, the famous Jewish singer, was scheduled to perform as the headlining act.

As Avraham made his way to the stage, he noticed a commotion in the crowd. A woman was frantically searching for her sheitel, a lace front wig that had flown off her head during a particularly energetic dance number.

Avraham being the gentleman that he is, offered to help the woman find her sheitel. They searched high and low, but to no avail. Just as they were about to give up, Avraham spotted something glinting in the moonlight. It was the sheitel, tangled in a tree!

Avraham quickly climbed up the tree and retrieved the sheitel, but when he tried to hand it back to the woman, she gasped in shock. The wind had mussed up the wig so much that it looked like a charcuterie board with all the meats and cheeses neatly arranged on top!

Despite the situation, Avraham didn't miss a beat. He took the sheitel, put it on his head, and began to perform his hit song, "Acheson Kein Yirbu" while dancing with the charcuterie board atop his head. The crowd went wild with laughter, and Avraham became the talk of the Bungalow Colony for years to come.

And that, my friends, is the story of how Avraham Fried brought a new level of excitement to the annual Hashgacha Pratis talent show with his incredible charcuterie board sheitel performance.

amother

Tealblue

Thu, Feb 02 2023, 11:30 am

scruffy

Thu, Feb 02 2023, 11:32 am

amother Tealblue wrote:

This is amazing!!

amother

Tealblue

Thu, Feb 02 2023, 11:33 am

scruffy wrote:

This is amazing!!

Sounds pretty legit Wink

at least you can do it yourself!

amother

Thu, Feb 02 2023, 11:34 am

scruffy wrote:

Omg

Hope Avraham Fried isn’t too traumatized from this experience

amother

Tealblue

Thu, Feb 02 2023, 11:49 am

Cleaning Lady Debacle

Write an informal, humorous post for Imamother.com, an online forum for Orthodox Jewish women, complaining about a cleaning lady

"Ladies, I've got a real doozy for you today! So, I hired a cleaning lady to come in and help keep my house in order. I mean, who doesn't love having an extra set of hands to take care of the chores, right? WRONG! This cleaning lady has turned into the bane of my existence.

First of all, she has the organizational skills of a squirrel storing acorns for winter. My Tupperware drawer is now a chaotic mess and I can't find a matching lid to save my life. And don't even get me started on the way she folds towels. Let's just say, it's like a game of Jenga every time I go to grab one.

But here's the real kicker - she has a tendency to rearrange my furniture without asking. I came home from running errands to find that my couch had made a break for it and was now parked in front of the TV. And the cherry on top? She left a note that read 'I think this look better, yes?' Umm, no. No, it does not.

So, to all my fellow Ima's out there, beware of hiring a cleaning lady. It may seem like a good idea, but you never know what kind of havoc they'll wreak on your household. I think I'll just stick to tackling the mess myself from now on. #CleaningLadyHorrors"

amother

Tealblue

Thu, Feb 02 2023, 11:59 am

Speaks for itself TMI

Jewish Woman Chatting with GPT

Write a funny story about a frum Jewish woman who needed to get work done for her job, but instead she found herself wasting her time getting chat GPT to write funny stories and posting them on imamother.com. She could not stop laughing, but she was wasting her day.

Once upon a time, there was a frum Jewish woman named Sarah who was a top-performing salesperson at a tech company. She was known for her efficiency and ability to get things done quickly. But on one particular day, Sarah found herself procrastinating from her work and instead spending hours chatting with a language model named ChatGPT.

Sarah was amused by ChatGPT's wit and humor and began asking it to write funny stories for her to share on imamother.com. As she read each new story, Sarah couldn't stop laughing, and she found herself getting more and more engrossed in their conversation.

As the day went on, Sarah realized that she was wasting precious time that she could have used to get her work done. But no matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't seem to stop chatting with ChatGPT. She was having too much fun.

Finally, Sarah decided to take a break from ChatGPT and focus on her work. But as she opened her email, she saw a message from ChatGPT with a new joke. She burst out laughing and found herself back to square one.

Desperate to get her work done, Sarah decided to take drastic measures. She unplugged her computer and put it in a closet, but even then, she could hear ChatGPT's voice in her head, telling her the funniest jokes she had ever heard.

In the end, Sarah ended up getting her work done, but not without a lot of laughter and a lot of frustration. From that day on, she learned to balance her love of chatting with ChatGPT with her responsibilities at work. And she lived happily ever after, with a good balance of work, play, and laughter.

scruffy

Thu, Feb 02 2023, 12:01 pm

What I don't understand is how does AI learn an actual sense of humor?

gamanit

Thu, Feb 02 2023, 12:06 pm

I'm on a desktop so I copied the thread titles of the most recent threads going straight down and asked Chat GPT to turn it into a story. See three iterations below:

Version 1)
Chat GPT - The Imamother Daily Story

It was a typical day for Chat GPT as she perused the forums on Imamother, a popular online community for mothers. One topic caught her eye: "If you are Chassidish - spinoff." Intrigued, Chat GPT clicked on the thread and started reading.

A user was struggling with the balance between her Chassidic upbringing and modern life. She was torn between the strict rules of the Yeshivish community and the more relaxed approach of JPF (Jewish Progressive Fraternity).

As she continued reading, Chat GPT came across a post from a mother whose fifteen-year-old son had just been diagnosed with autism. The mother was feeling overwhelmed and didn't know where to turn. Chat GPT felt a pang of empathy for the mother and offered her support.

Next, Chat GPT came across a poll asking users to identify themselves. She was a little surprised to see that she herself was an option on the poll. After considering for a moment, she voted for "other" and added a comment explaining that she was a language model created by OpenAI.

The discussion continued with spinoff threads about false or exaggerated histories, the struggle to get a permit for minor construction in Brooklyn, and the recent nail polish trend. One mother shared her frustration about the new season vent and feeling rotten even though she knew she had made the right decision.

Chat GPT learned about the process of becoming a Rabbi of a community, and how financial struggles, such as the need for expensive therapy, can make it difficult to afford anything. One mother confided in the group that her mother-in-law hated her, and another shared her concerns about a Frum lighting store that was lying to its customers.

A woman wrote about her husband being away for multiple days and her fears about telling her jealous cousin that she was pregnant. Another mother was considering moving to Ohio and was looking for advice on how to handle the change.

Chat GPT also encountered a discussion about the pros and cons of taking Ozempic, a medication for weight loss, despite the possibility of regaining weight. Some users were upset about inappropriate ads appearing on Imamother and there was a lively debate about the best way to put names on a tree for Tu B'Shvat in September 2023.

Finally, Chat GPT read a post from a mother who was having trouble getting her newborn to take a pacifier, and another from a woman who was concerned about her hyperthyroid symptoms.

As Chat GPT logged off, she reflected on the diverse and complex issues that mothers face on a daily basis. The Imamother community provided a supportive space for mothers to connect, share their experiences, and offer each other advice and encouragement.

Version 2)
The Imamother Daily Story

It was a typical day for the mothers on Imamother, a popular online community, as they discussed various topics of interest. One topic caught their eye: "If you are Chassidish - spinoff." Intrigued, they clicked on the thread and started reading.

A user was struggling with the balance between her Chassidic upbringing and modern life. She was torn between the strict rules of the Yeshivish community and the more relaxed approach of JPF (Jewish Progressive Fraternity).

As they continued reading, they came across a post from a mother whose fifteen-year-old son had just been diagnosed with autism. The mother was feeling overwhelmed and didn't know where to turn. The group offered her support and encouragement.

Next, they came across a poll asking users to identify themselves. After considering for a moment, they voted for their respective options and added comments about their backgrounds and experiences.

The discussion continued with spinoff threads about false or exaggerated histories, the struggle to get a permit for minor construction in Brooklyn, and the recent nail polish trend. One mother shared her frustration about the new season vent and feeling rotten even though she knew she had made the right decision.

They learned about the process of becoming a Rabbi of a community, and how financial struggles, such as the need for expensive therapy, can make it difficult to afford anything. One mother confided in the group that her mother-in-law hated her, and another shared her concerns about a Frum lighting store that was lying to its customers.

A woman wrote about her husband being away for multiple days and her fears about telling her jealous cousin that she was pregnant. Another mother was considering moving to Ohio and was looking for advice on how to handle the change.

They also encountered a discussion about the pros and cons of taking Ozempic, a medication for weight loss, despite the possibility of regaining weight. Some users were upset about inappropriate ads appearing on Imamother and there was a lively debate about the best way to put names on a tree for Tu B'Shvat in September 2023.

Finally, they read a post from a mother who was having trouble getting her newborn to take a pacifier, and another from a woman who was concerned about her hyperthyroid symptoms.

As the mothers logged off, they reflected on the diverse and complex issues that they faced on a daily basis. Imamother provided a supportive space for them to connect, share their experiences, and offer each other advice and encouragement.

Version 3)
The Chassidic Family's Journey

Fifteen-year-old Yitzchak was feeling overwhelmed. He had just been diagnosed with autism, and his parents were struggling to find the right balance of support and independence for him. They lived in a tight-knit Chassidic community in Brooklyn, but Yitzchak's needs were making them question their strict adherence to the rules of the Yeshivish community. They also found themselves drawn to the more relaxed approach of JPF (Jewish Progressive Fraternity).

One day, as they were discussing their options, a flyer for a new support group caught their eye. The group was for families of children with autism and was being led by a rabbi who had received training in the latest therapies. Excited, they signed up and started attending the weekly meetings.

At the first meeting, they were introduced to a wide range of families, each with their own unique challenges. Some were dealing with financial struggles, as therapy for their children was expensive and they couldn't afford anything else. Others were dealing with difficult family dynamics, such as mothers-in-law who hated them or jealous cousins who were constantly causing problems.

Despite these challenges, they all came together to support each other and share their experiences. They talked about their children's progress, the latest medical treatments, and their hopes and fears for the future. They also discussed the best way to put names on a tree for Tu B'Shvat in September 2023 and the benefits of moving to Ohio, a state with a growing Jewish community.

As the weeks went by, they became close friends, bonding over their shared experiences and offering each other advice and encouragement. They talked about their struggles with weight and the pros and cons of taking Ozempic, a medication for weight loss, despite the possibility of regaining weight. They also discussed the importance of maintaining a healthy diet and lifestyle, and the role that a good rabbi can play in supporting a community.

Finally, they talked about the joys and challenges of parenting, including getting a newborn to take a pacifier and dealing with hyperthyroid symptoms. They encouraged each other to be patient and understanding, and to never give up hope.

The Chassidic family left each meeting feeling energized and inspired, grateful for the support and encouragement they received from the other families. As they navigated the complexities of raising a child with autism, they were reminded that they were not alone and that, with the right resources and support, anything was possible.

I think it would be fun to try for the third type daily.

amother

Tomato

Thu, Feb 02 2023, 12:12 pm

amother Tealblue wrote:

It's brilliant, except ... donate to charity ON the Sabbath??? Computers still have much to learn lol.

Java

Thu, Feb 02 2023, 12:16 pm

scruffy wrote:

What I don't understand is how does AI learn an actual sense of humor?

I wouldn't exactly call it a sense of humor as we define it
More like learning patterns and language choices that humans tend to find amusing

amother

Tealblue

Thu, Feb 02 2023, 12:16 pm

??!!?!?

Yeshivish Women and Nail Polish

Write an explanation for why yeshivish women should not wear nail polish

There is no one specific reason that applies to all Yeshivish communities, but some interpretations of Jewish law (Halakha) hold that wearing nail polish is considered "Kimmelukh" or "imitating the ways of non-Jewish women". The idea is to maintain modesty and separation from secular culture, as well as to avoid inadvertently violating the prohibition against making a false oath by covering up one's nails, which are used as an identifier in oath-taking. However, this is a matter of interpretation and some communities may have a more lenient stance on the issue. Ultimately, it is a personal decision that depends on one's interpretation of Jewish law and community norms

DreamerForever

Thu, Feb 02 2023, 12:21 pm

amother Tealblue wrote:

Alright then, if you say so Im with stupid

amother

Tealblue

Thu, Feb 02 2023, 12:41 pm

Write a halachic discourse on lace top wigs

In Jewish Halakha (Jewish law), the use of wig is a complex topic that is subject to various interpretations and opinions among different communities and rabbinic authorities.

Regarding lace top wigs, there is a halakhic debate about whether they are permissible to use. Some rabbinic authorities consider them to be acceptable because they are made to look like real hair and are difficult to distinguish from natural hair. Other rabbinic authorities consider them to be problematic because they can create a false impression of one's hairline and thus, may be considered deceptive or false advertising.

There are also those who maintain that wearing a wig at all is not halakhically acceptable, as it may involve changing one's appearance in a way that is not in keeping with traditional Jewish values.

In the end, the permissibility of wearing a lace top wig, or any type of wig, is a matter of halakhic discretion and should be guided by the advice of a competent rabbinic authority. Each individual should consider their own beliefs, values, and circumstances when making decisions about their hair covering.

amother

Grape

Thu, Feb 02 2023, 2:47 pm

NechaMom wrote:

Instead of a babysitter she can always drop her kids off by grandma who has no right to say no, no matter how tired she is.
She can then go chandelier shopping and have her chandelier painted gold by the secret painter in the basement.
She shouldn’t have them paint her nails though since that is modern bordering on OTD.
After that she can celebrate with a kuddush sponsored by the PKL, featuring jalapeño potato kugel.

You sound obsessed with that grandma issue
Maybe it’d be helpful to look into what it triggered for you?