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amother
Ivory


 

Post Fri, Feb 03 2023, 9:17 am
I don't get it. chat GPT wrote Tu Bshvat and Kalla using Hebrew font?
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amother
Cyan


 

Post Sat, Feb 04 2023, 10:00 pm
"Imamother's Relaxing Vacation"


Once upon a time, there was an imamother named Sarah. She lived a busy life balancing her role as a mother and her involvement in politics. Despite her busy schedule, Sarah always made time for herself and her personal interests, including painting her toe nails in bright and bold colors.

One day, while getting ready for bed, Sarah realized she was out of towels. She quickly ran to the store to buy some new ones, only to find the shelves empty. Frustrated, Sarah decided to treat herself to a spa day and enjoy some much needed relaxation.

As she was getting pampered, Sarah's thoughts turned to the upcoming bedika, an important religious ritual. She realized that she had forgotten to buy the special color used for the bedika. With only a few hours to spare, Sarah rushed back to the store to buy the necessary item.

Feeling accomplished and rejuvenated, Sarah decided to participate in a raffle being held on Instagram. To her surprise, she won a luxury vacation for two to a tropical destination. Excited for the trip, Sarah had to decide whether to go with or without her kids.

In the end, Sarah chose to take a break from her responsibilities and enjoy a much needed vacation without her kids. She had a wonderful time lounging on the beach, trying new foods, and exploring the local culture.

Upon returning home, Sarah was grateful for the time she spent away, but she was also happy to be back with her children. She realized the importance of taking time for herself, and the benefits it brought to her life and the lives of those around her. From that day on, Sarah made sure to prioritize self-care in her busy life.
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Feb 05 2023, 5:24 am
amother Cyan wrote:
"Imamother's Relaxing Vacation"
Once upon a time, there was an imamother named Sarah. She lived a busy life balancing her role as a mother and her involvement in politics. Despite her busy schedule, Sarah always made time for herself and her personal interests, including painting her toe nails in bright and bold colors.


In the end, Sarah chose to take a break from her responsibilities and enjoy a much needed vacation without her kids. She had a wonderful time lounging on the beach, trying new foods, and exploring the local culture.

Upon returning home, Sarah was grateful for the time she spent away, but she was also happy to be back with her children. She realized the importance of taking time for herself, and the benefits it brought to her life and the lives of those around her. From that day on, Sarah made sure to prioritize self-care in her busy life.


Did she take her husband or a friend? Or no one?
And didn't she already make time for self-care? Or is this a flashback explaining why she always made time for self-care like painting her toenails (one word) in vibrant colors?
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amother
Tealblue


 

Post Tue, Feb 07 2023, 4:20 pm
Here's a funny story incorporating some of the trending topics on imamother.com:

Once upon a time, there was a woman who was expecting another baby and feeling the judgment from all sides. To add to her stress, her married son was MIA and she was getting the run around from everyone she asked for help. She was sick and tired of it all and felt like she was stuck between Lakewood, NJ and NYC.

One day, she decided to do something gutsy and booked a flight to the city to surprise her son at his job. When she arrived, she found out he had taken a last minute cancellation from work and was hanging out at a bar mitzvah being thrown for under 25k. She was shocked to see him dancing with disinterested girls and sipping on hydration given to him by Hatzalah without going to the hospital.

Feeling disappointed, she asked her son what was going on. He simply shrugged and told her he was feeling a little disinterested in everything lately, including his education. She knew she had to help him so she signed him up for some books on healing autism and made an appointment with a pelvic floor therapist to talk him out of his cynicism.

In the end, they both had a great time at the bar mitzvah and she even got to go for her annual gyn appointment. And as for her daughter who hadn't gotten her period since she went to sem, she decided to get her a birthday gift for her DIL to take her mind off things. The woman couldn't believe all the absurdity she had experienced but was grateful for the memories and the gutsy moves she had made.
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amother
OP


 

Post Tue, Feb 07 2023, 4:43 pm
amother Tealblue wrote:
Here's a funny story incorporating some of the trending topics on imamother.com:

Once upon a time, there was a woman who was expecting another baby and feeling the judgment from all sides. To add to her stress, her married son was MIA and she was getting the run around from everyone she asked for help. She was sick and tired of it all and felt like she was stuck between Lakewood, NJ and NYC.

One day, she decided to do something gutsy and booked a flight to the city to surprise her son at his job. When she arrived, she found out he had taken a last minute cancellation from work and was hanging out at a bar mitzvah being thrown for under 25k. She was shocked to see him dancing with disinterested girls and sipping on hydration given to him by Hatzalah without going to the hospital.

Feeling disappointed, she asked her son what was going on. He simply shrugged and told her he was feeling a little disinterested in everything lately, including his education. She knew she had to help him so she signed him up for some books on healing autism and made an appointment with a pelvic floor therapist to talk him out of his cynicism.

In the end, they both had a great time at the bar mitzvah and she even got to go for her annual gyn appointment. And as for her daughter who hadn't gotten her period since she went to sem, she decided to get her a birthday gift for her DIL to take her mind off things. The woman couldn't believe all the absurdity she had experienced but was grateful for the memories and the gutsy moves she had made.


Now that’s gutsy LOL
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 07 2023, 5:21 pm
amother Tealblue wrote:
Here's a funny story incorporating some of the trending topics on imamother.com:

Once upon a time, there was a woman who was expecting another baby and feeling the judgment from all sides. To add to her stress, her married son was MIA and she was getting the run around from everyone she asked for help. She was sick and tired of it all and felt like she was stuck between Lakewood, NJ and NYC.

One day, she decided to do something gutsy and booked a flight to the city to surprise her son at his job. When she arrived, she found out he had taken a last minute cancellation from work and was hanging out at a bar mitzvah being thrown for under 25k. She was shocked to see him dancing with disinterested girls and sipping on hydration given to him by Hatzalah without going to the hospital.

Feeling disappointed, she asked her son what was going on. He simply shrugged and told her he was feeling a little disinterested in everything lately, including his education. She knew she had to help him so she signed him up for some books on healing autism and made an appointment with a pelvic floor therapist to talk him out of his cynicism.

In the end, they both had a great time at the bar mitzvah and she even got to go for her annual gyn appointment. And as for her daughter who hadn't gotten her period since she went to sem, she decided to get her a birthday gift for her DIL to take her mind off things. The woman couldn't believe all the absurdity she had experienced but was grateful for the memories and the gutsy moves she had made.


Re pelvic floor therapist: Unclear on concept much?
And re the daughter in sem, can someone parse or diagram that sentence for me? I'm not getting it.

(THOSE are the points she gloms onto, you all are thinking?)
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amother
Tealblue


 

Post Tue, Feb 07 2023, 5:24 pm
PinkFridge wrote:
Re pelvic floor therapist: Unclear on concept much?
And re the daughter in sem, can someone parse or diagram that sentence for me? I'm not getting it.

(THOSE are the points she gloms onto, you all are thinking?)

What's to get? The daughter in sem was anxious about not getting her period, so her kindly mother bought her a birthday gift for her (the daughter's) DIL to take her mind off things. Perfectly normal and natural, what else would you expect her to do?
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 07 2023, 5:46 pm
amother Tealblue wrote:
What's to get? The daughter in sem was anxious about not getting her period, so her kindly mother bought her a birthday gift for her (the daughter's) DIL to take her mind off things. Perfectly normal and natural, what else would you expect her to do?


Ah. Thank you.
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amother
OP


 

Post Wed, Feb 08 2023, 7:45 pm
Today’s story:

Natalie was a newlywed and was under immense pressure to make a good impression at the Bais Yaakov. Unfortunately, this was not a place where her children could survive. To ease the stress, Natalie went to the ecap summit, her guilty little pleasure. She felt so free, no one would believe she was actually married. She was so happy to have this escape from the pressure. She knew it wouldn't last forever, but for now it was perfect.

(I now see why ecap has the reputation it does. It’s because of people like Natalie.)
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essie14




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 08 2023, 10:20 pm
amother OP wrote:
Today’s story:

Natalie was a newlywed and was under immense pressure to make a good impression at the Bais Yaakov. Unfortunately, this was not a place where her children could survive. To ease the stress, Natalie went to the ecap summit, her guilty little pleasure. She felt so free, no one would believe she was actually married. She was so happy to have this escape from the pressure. She knew it wouldn't last forever, but for now it was perfect.

(I now see why ecap has the reputation it does. It’s because of people like Natalie.)

LOL LOL
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amother
Molasses


 

Post Wed, Feb 15 2023, 11:01 am
I need a poem for my daughters presentation in school. How do I access this? Can anyone help me?
I’ll give you the topic if I get an offer Very Happy
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scruffy




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 15 2023, 11:08 am
amother Molasses wrote:
I need a poem for my daughters presentation in school. How do I access this? Can anyone help me?
I’ll give you the topic if I get an offer Very Happy


https://chat.openai.com/chat

You need to make an account. I'm happy to try for you if you give me the prompt.
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amother
Molasses


 

Post Wed, Feb 15 2023, 12:38 pm
scruffy wrote:
https://chat.openai.com/chat

You need to make an account. I'm happy to try for you if you give me the prompt.

Thank you so much for the offer. I figured out how to make an account….but I had dismal results Tongue Out
Oh well! I guess I’ll need to use my own intelligence Very Happy
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amother
Kiwi


 

Post Wed, Feb 15 2023, 12:52 pm
Thank you note help


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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 15 2023, 1:15 pm
amother Molasses wrote:
Thank you so much for the offer. I figured out how to make an account….but I had dismal results Tongue Out
Oh well! I guess I’ll need to use my own intelligence Very Happy


This is where human tweaking comes in.
Lately though, it's been too busy.
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amother
OP


 

Post Wed, Mar 08 2023, 7:11 pm
Once upon a time there was a woman,
Who lived with her next door neighbor.
She had a day with no responsibility,
So she decided she'd take a break from labor.

She opened her door to a sight so strange,
Her front lawn was full of garbage and change.
She thought, "What kind of person would want to be a man,
To live in a house with garbage on the front lawn?"

Just then, her boss called and wanted to talk,
To her husband who was out for a walk.
She thought, "That's a call I'd rather not take,
I'll just sit here with my bags full of candy and cake."

She sat and enjoyed the day without any care,
No worries, no obligations, just time to spare.
Her next door neighbor was in the same boat,
So they enjoyed their day of bliss and float.

They laughed and talked and ate all the candy,
Happy to have a day of no responsibility.
So the moral of this story is quite clear,
Sometimes, it's nice to just have a day with no fear.
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DreamerForever




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Mar 09 2023, 2:11 am
amother Kiwi wrote:
Thank you note help




I'm so impressed with these artificial thank you poems! And kinda disappointed that I didn't see them before purim Sad
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amother
OP


 

Post Thu, Sep 14 2023, 10:20 am
Mendel and Shoshana, a Yeshivish couple, were known for their quirky sense of humor. One anniversary, Mendel decided to surprise Shoshana with a heart necklace, thinking it would be a romantic gesture. Shoshana burst into laughter, saying, "You know, Mendel, heart necklaces are not refined in our community. I prefer my heart-shaped farfel!"

Mendel scratched his head, regretting the jewelry choice. "Well, at least I didn't take you to Starbucks, right?"

Shoshana chuckled, "Absolutely! You know Starbucks is not kosher in our book. But speaking of kosher, I did find something special for us."

She handed him a bag of candy fish heads. "Candy fish heads? Seriously?" Mendel raised an eyebrow.

"Think about it," Shoshana said with a mischievous grin. "They're sweet, just like our love, and they won't break any Yeshivish rules!"

They both laughed heartily, munching on the candy fish heads. Mendel then declared, "From now on, no more heart necklaces or Starbucks, but candy fish heads and hand-made farfel all the way!"

And so, their unique sense of humor and shared traditions continued to fill their life with laughter and love.
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