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amother
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 Fri, Mar 03 2023, 1:34 am
I was in a store today that sells mm items (boxes, ribbons, etc.)
There were about 5 men in the aisle, each on the phone with their wives, each looking like they were going to have a mental breakdown. The conversations were comical as they tried to find exactly the color ribbon and size box their wives wanted.
I had to stop myself from laughing out loud! It was hysterical.
What is something funny you saw while shopping?
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amother
Leaf
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Fri, Mar 03 2023, 1:37 am
Don’t have funny story to share...
But that is hysterical!! 
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amother
Babyblue
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Fri, Mar 03 2023, 1:43 am
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A man in the pharmacy taking pictures of different kinds of tampons and calling his wife for help. More sweet than funny.
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s1
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Fri, Mar 03 2023, 2:33 am
The increased prices of things in the shop
If I didn’t laugh, I’d cry!
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Rappel
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Fri, Mar 03 2023, 2:41 am
Last pesach: Matzah brei mix
Just add eggs, sugar, water, and salt!
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amother
Violet
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Fri, Mar 03 2023, 2:42 am
A while back my family was shopping at the greengrocer. A respected Talmid Chochom Rosh Kollel came in and walked up to us and asked, ''Can you show me what the Aubergines (eggplant)look like?''
They were right there but the rabbi had no idea what it looked like.
I wasn't laughing, but was happy I could be of help.
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6000miles
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Fri, Mar 03 2023, 6:58 am
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When alll the Purim stuff arrive to the shekel stores including red Santa Claus hats and the Israelis think it’s just a red clown hat….. makes me giggle
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hodeez
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Fri, Mar 03 2023, 7:04 am
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The display of kosher for pesach napkins
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amother
Gladiolus
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Fri, Mar 03 2023, 7:27 am
| hodeez wrote: | | The display of kosher for pesach napkins |
Why? Napkins have starch in them and can be problematic on Pesach.
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Bnei Berak 10
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Fri, Mar 03 2023, 7:33 am
| amother Gladiolus wrote: | | Why? Napkins have starch in them and can be problematic on Pesach. |
Thanks for bringing this up.
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amother
Fuchsia
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Fri, Mar 03 2023, 7:36 am
The non-jewish worker singing along to shwekeys vehee sheomdo while stocking the shelves one erev pesach.
He was very earnestly singing - Vehakodosh boruch hu matzilainu, matzilainu miyadam
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amother
Daffodil
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Fri, Mar 03 2023, 7:41 am
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This didn’t happen in the store, but outside of it, a man was chasing his cat that was on a leash. Lots of people joined in to help. Kitty was caught eventually.
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amother
Babyblue
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Fri, Mar 03 2023, 7:42 am
| amother Gladiolus wrote: | | Why? Napkins have starch in them and can be problematic on Pesach. |
Toxic derivative of corn starch. Not chametz by any standard.
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Perrys
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Fri, Mar 03 2023, 8:06 am
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A labyrinth with I kid you not 200 cans of orange fanta
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yachnabobba
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Fri, Mar 03 2023, 8:16 am
Every bayn hazemanim the bochurim, fresh drivers out with moms car and a list and
Absolutely no clue. (Which are the parsnips?)
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SG18
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Fri, Mar 03 2023, 8:55 am
| amother OP wrote: | I was in a store today that sells mm items (boxes, ribbons, etc.)
There were about 5 men in the aisle, each on the phone with their wives, each looking like they were going to have a mental breakdown. The conversations were comical as they tried to find exactly the color ribbon and size box their wives wanted.
I had to stop myself from laughing out loud! It was hysterical.
What is something funny you saw while shopping? |
Haha I'm the one who video calls DH every time I go shopping, to make sure I'm buying the right brand of whichever product!
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amother
Mauve
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Fri, Mar 03 2023, 9:56 am
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Every season when they bring out the new clothes I label them in my mind- har sinai dress, celery dress, cow dress…each new style reminds me of something and that’s how it looks to me.
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singleagain
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Fri, Mar 03 2023, 10:01 am
So I wasn't shopping but I was responsible for this. Very funny mistake
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mirib
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Fri, Mar 03 2023, 10:17 am
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When the men try figuring out what is a 9 x 13 and what is a cookie sheet.
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amother
Blush
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Fri, Mar 03 2023, 10:37 am
| amother Violet wrote: | A while back my family was shopping at the greengrocer. A respected Talmid Chochom Rosh Kollel came in and walked up to us and asked, ''Can you show me what the Aubergines (eggplant)look like?''
They were right there but the rabbi had no idea what it looked like.
I wasn't laughing, but was happy I could be of help. |
This reminds me of an article in one of the Yiddish magazines. Guy walks into the produce aisle all confused about which ones are zucchini’s. So he asks the frum manager and the manager starts laughing at the guy very loudly, haha don’t you know what zucchini is, And hands him a vegetable. Guy goes home and his wife asks him why he bought eggplant when she asked for zucchini.
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