Split from Guess how much DD and a friend spent on lunch!

cindy324

Thu, Nov 02 2006, 3:36 pm

mummyof6, that's funny LOL

New poll:

Will SaraG's next poll be:

O answered by SaraG

O hijacked like this one Very Happy

O will exceed 200 posts

O there will never be another poll by SaraG

sarahd

Thu, Nov 02 2006, 3:37 pm

130 posts, 3,977 views. Keep it up, girls!!

Tefila

Thu, Nov 02 2006, 4:46 pm

I have noticed in my humble wisdom Study

the sillier a thread is the more posts it attracts..... why is that : Shaking

queen

Thu, Nov 02 2006, 6:36 pm

Tefila wrote:

I have noticed in my humble wisdom Study

the sillier a thread is the more posts it attracts.....

This thread is silly??????

amother

Thu, Nov 02 2006, 7:46 pm

NEW POLL:
do you think this is saras last poll?

YES

NO

bandcm

Thu, Nov 02 2006, 8:21 pm

That is not nice, amother. Everyone has the freedom to post whatever she likes, and the freedom to read or not read that which she finds dumb.
Speaking of which, have you all stopped being eleven yet?
Or do I really have to open Imamotherover11.com? Only me and SaraG will be eligible, it looks like...

FINKEL

Thu, Nov 02 2006, 9:28 pm

is this for real???
I thought a post with so many comments mistome its very interesting....
boy did I laugh
I hope sara g is sport enough to not get hurt by all this

roza

Thu, Nov 02 2006, 9:57 pm

I gues you u r right

queen

Thu, Nov 02 2006, 10:55 pm

FINKEL wrote:

I hope sara g is sport enough to not get hurt by all this

This board wouldn't be as interesting without SaraG. I mean.... just look at this thread!
(I said that in good light) Idea

technic

Fri, Nov 03 2006, 3:55 am

queen wrote:

I wonder if technic made it through the night and if she is still alive.
She was in a state of panic when last I heard.

ty so much 4 ur concern Very Happy

unfortunately technic will not be able 2 reply 2 this herself as she is staying in our psychiatric facility until the "information shes waiting 4 is released"...we have her under 24 hr observation but so far all shes done is mutter "shove her what-color-broom where the sun dont shine" so it is v difficult 2 treat her Sad

..if u have any info that could help us, pls dont hesitate!!!!

Mishie

Fri, Nov 03 2006, 4:08 am

uh oh!

It looks like we're gonna have to have an Imamother convention in England to discuss the situation....

queen

Fri, Nov 03 2006, 8:34 am

wrong answer????????
what's an answer?!?

mali

Sat, Nov 04 2006, 12:45 pm

technic wrote:

..if u have any info that could help us, pls dont hesitate!!!!

Dear Doctor,

You can try the de-polling therapy. It's a new therapy geared for desensitizing poll-phobic people. The first step is talking in poll-genre until she is able to answer you properly. She will probably be scared to breath at first, but after trying to coax her for about five hours, she should be capable of giving you a clear answer. For example, ask which of the following she would like for breakfast.
1 - a banana
2 - a bowl of cereal
3 - a cup of coffee
Continue speaking in this style concerning what she will wear, what color Siddur she'll pray from, what she would like to do first and how much she thinks x will cost. Be very careful with questions concerning the price of an item because that is what put her in this shock.

After you have overcome step 1 successfully, you can expose her to written polls, to virtual polls, and ultimately to polls on Imamother.com. Do not allow her to see any of SaraG's polls until one of the two happens:
1 - technic is totally cured, and says she can handle viewing SaraG's polls, or
2 - SaraG answers the question on the poll titled "Gues how much DD spent on her lunch" (the wording might be slightly different). You may have to scroll through fifteen pages of nonsense before you come across the answer, if one exists.

Good Luck!

shalhevet

Sat, Nov 04 2006, 12:53 pm

Dear mali,

I am a professional person who prides myself on my intellectual ability and great advances in medicine.
When I want to eat breakfast I just grab the closest thing to hand and have no time or inclination to think of three possibilities.
When I want to daven I take the siddur I have used every day since the age of seven. I cannot even remember what colour the binding is.
What do I care about how much something might cost theoretically. I go into the shop, ask the price, and decide if I want to buy it.
I think you need a different doctor with too much time on his hands.

Yours sincerely,
Dr. R. Shleima

mali

Sat, Nov 04 2006, 1:05 pm

To Doctor R.S.,

You need a lot more patience
To cure such patients,
And if you're not enough patient,
Technic cannot be your patient!

technic

Sat, Nov 04 2006, 5:23 pm

dear mali

we were just abt 2 commence ur de-polling therapy when we hit a major setback - technic murdered one of our eastern european staff...we have now removed all Poles from the payroll

we will of course keep u updated

the medical facility

Ribbie Danzinger

Sat, Nov 04 2006, 5:30 pm

Was it a flagpole?

technic

Sat, Nov 04 2006, 5:35 pm

Ribbie Danzinger wrote:

Was it a flagpole?

dont tempt me - if it was I know exactly where id put it Wink

technic

Sat, Nov 04 2006, 5:36 pm

WE APOLOGISE FOR THE PREVIOUS POST. TECHNIC IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE ACCESS TO COMPUTERS.

THE MEDICAL FACILITY

Ribbie Danzinger

Sat, Nov 04 2006, 5:52 pm

Did your broomhandle break? I think a flagpole is probably too thick for a broomhandle.

I have some family in London who might be able to lend you one. pm me if you need their telephone number. They sleep late on Motzei Shabbat.

If it wasn't a flagpole maybe it was a tadpole?