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HopeMother
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 Wed, Feb 27 2013, 7:01 pm
Why cant I eat dirt Mommy?
But I like polka dots.
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Frenchfry
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Wed, Feb 27 2013, 7:27 pm
Why do I have to wear a shirt that matches?
When he's really getting under my skin!
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enneamom
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Tue, Jul 09 2013, 2:58 pm
When do you break out the straitjacket?
I like to dance.
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pause
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Thu, Jul 11 2013, 12:52 pm
What is your favorite me-time activity?
The laundry is sky-high!
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mamma llama
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Thu, Jul 02 2020, 4:46 pm
Why can't I see through your laundry room window?
Because I saw a roach.
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singleagain
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Thu, Jul 02 2020, 4:47 pm
Why are you standing on top of your refrigerator?
It's whiskey time
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erm
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Thu, Jul 02 2020, 7:06 pm
Why do you look so relieved?
My kids started camp today!
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silverlining3
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Thu, Jul 02 2020, 7:21 pm
Where are those human creatures that love bugging you?
Because I was suppose to go away for Shabbas!!
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singleagain
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Thu, Jul 02 2020, 7:45 pm
Why did you fill the car with gas?
Pink and purple polka dots.
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ExtraCredit
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Thu, Jul 02 2020, 8:02 pm
What’s the design on your ShrimpClyde?
Cuz I’m exhausted, hot and tired.
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mamma llama
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Thu, Jul 02 2020, 8:14 pm
Why are you drinking another iced coffee?
Because it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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singleagain
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Thu, Jul 02 2020, 8:36 pm
Why did you jump in the lake?
Take three lefts, then dig
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ExtraCredit
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Thu, Jul 02 2020, 8:38 pm
Where can I bury my dead goldfish?
A five star vacation.
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crust
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Thu, Jul 02 2020, 8:40 pm
What do you need now?
I know
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momof2+?
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Thu, Jul 02 2020, 8:59 pm
"Mommy! Do you hear the oven timer beeping?
Because I have 4 loads of laundry to fold.
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mommyW
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Thu, Jul 02 2020, 9:07 pm
Why won't you join me to the mall?
Laying flat on the floor.
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mamma llama
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Fri, Jul 03 2020, 1:59 am
What is Moishy doing?
Because I ran out of Band-aids.
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ExtraCredit
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Fri, Jul 03 2020, 2:27 am
Why use a pad for a paper cut on your finger?
Because I’m overtired.
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mamma llama
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Fri, Jul 03 2020, 2:58 am
Why are you on imamother at 3am?
Because the grocery ran out of chicken legs.
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Kiwi13
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Fri, Jul 03 2020, 3:08 am
Why are you making lasagna for Yom Tov?
I just am, okay?!
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