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Post  Fri, Nov 15 2013, 9:17 am
Let's start a thread defining new words inspired by typos and misspellings on imamother.

First one:

Pediattrition: What happens when members of your baby doctor's group practice retire or move away.
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Post  Fri, Nov 15 2013, 9:20 am
Ok. Daffynitions- an explanation about items sold at daffy's.
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Post  Sun, Nov 17 2013, 4:00 pm
fuhgeddaboudit ~ when you cannot comprehend what on earth a person is saying & your coarse brooklyn accent shows itself ...
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Post  Mon, Nov 18 2013, 10:44 pm
Shver tzu zayn a Yid--my father-in-law's completing his conversion tomorrow
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Post  Thu, Dec 05 2013, 10:15 am
Miamonides - a housing development in Florida for retired doctors.

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Post  Thu, Dec 05 2013, 11:17 am
Intimicy

The story about the misplaced O's and the I's
Very Happy
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Post  Wed, Dec 11 2013, 6:47 pm
disgard - where the Norse gods take their garbage

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Post  Wed, Dec 18 2013, 4:12 am
IV league schools - drug rehab centers where you can get clean and finish your college degree at the same time

there's also a folk etymology that the Ivy League started with four (roman numeral IV) members ...
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zaq









  


Post  Tue, Jan 07 2014, 1:54 am
Vibrating: Final results after women compare husbands.
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Post  Wed, Jan 22 2014, 6:18 am
Book kepping: banging books with your head (not sure why OP would think that's a good job anywhere, but okay...)
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Post  Wed, Jan 22 2014, 10:50 am
theoneandonly wrote:
Book kepping: banging books with your head (not sure why OP would think that's a good job anywhere, but okay...)

OMG I was just going to do this but you beat me to it!
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Post  Wed, Jan 22 2014, 11:02 am
Post pardem- Pardon the post.
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Post  Mon, Jan 27 2014, 2:24 pm
mantality - Russian machoism

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Post  Sun, Feb 16 2014, 4:38 pm
helucinating - when you see demons (and you haven't put any ashes of the afterbirth of a black cat in your eyes)

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Post  Sun, Feb 23 2014, 8:00 am
arosed I have several ideas, but they'd all get taken down
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Post  Sun, Feb 23 2014, 10:21 am
Kuddling

1877-Kuddling4Kids 🎶🎵
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Post  Fri, Feb 28 2014, 4:36 am
ztnius- not wearing makeup even to hide your acne, a la Frimet Goldberger
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Post  Sat, Mar 01 2014, 8:10 pm
imasoftov wrote:
ztnius- not wearing makeup even to hide your acne, a la Frimet Goldberger
LOL
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Post  Thu, Mar 06 2014, 10:11 am
hushkufa - hiding a copy of Moreh Nevuchim under a gemara
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Post  Thu, Mar 13 2014, 4:42 pm
'lifnei eiver lo titain michshol'

when one deliberately stay blind while their husband cheats
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