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Kvetch Along Song

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Classicookie

Wed, May 14 2014, 11:39 pm

any one know the words ?

busydev

Wed, May 14 2014, 11:49 pm

from "boruch makes a simcha", right?
I actually got it on pesach. I can listen to it on sunday and get the words for you if no one does before then.

Hashem_Yaazor

Thu, May 15 2014, 9:50 am

Love this song...
I have the lyrics in my car; I have to remember to bring them in to type up.

Gneshe

Thu, May 15 2014, 10:40 am

I love to kvetch
and to complain
If now it's nice
It's gonna rain
Oh just to move
Is such a strain
So come on now and sing my sing
My kvetch along song

I always get
The slowest train
My baggage always ends up on a different plane
They steal my bike
And leave the chain
And when I throw a ball
It's through a windowpane

I hardly ever get dessert
Ave when I do it always ends up on my shirt....

baskrox

Thu, May 15 2014, 11:29 am

my trunk in camp, found by the lake
was home to twenty frogs, a skunk and rattlesnake

Hashem_Yaazor

Thu, May 15 2014, 12:01 pm

somebody put a worm into my apple juice...
******************
It makes no sense
just to complain
It doesn't matter if it's sunny or it's rain...

farm

Thu, May 15 2014, 1:12 pm

Something like this:

Chorus:
I love to kvetch
and to complain
If now it's nice
It's gonna rain
Oh just to move
Is such a strain
So come along and sing my sing
My kvetch along song

Stanzas: (not sure if this is the right order and if the beginings and ends match- the arrangements might be a bit differnt)

I always get the slowest train
My baggage always ends up on a different plane
They steal my bike
And leave the chain
And when I throw a ball
It's through a windowpane

I hardly ever get dessert
And when I do it always ends up on my shirt
my trunk in camp, found by the lake
was home to twenty frogs, a skunk and rattlesnake

My shoe's too tight
My pants too loose
somebody put a worm into my apple juice
And when I sing, most people faint
I took a walk and fell into a can of paint

SimchaSays

Tue, Sep 04 2018, 6:26 pm

Bumping this post since I found it while trying to sing it to my kvetchy kids....

Anybody know where I can get a copy of just this song??

LiLIsraeli

Tue, Sep 04 2018, 11:52 pm

It's from the CD Boruch Makes a Simcha. You can download it on Mostlymusic.com.

Hatemywig

Wed, Sep 05 2018, 2:21 am

Jump to 23:32

There once was a boy
named Kalman the Kvetch
maybe he comes from your town

the children would scatter
No matter, what the matter
when they saw him coming round

You see he never was happy with anything he had
and he always would complain
he'd kvetch so often
whatever used to happen
Kalman Kvetch became his name

Oh kvetch, kvetch, he always used to kvetch
He'd kvetch no matter what you'd do

Can't remember the rest of the words, actually, I can't believe I remember this much!

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