Kokosh Kake Konondrum (excuse the triple K)

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InnerMe

Wed, Jun 06 2018, 2:07 pm

So I'm having this really big dilemma, and I hope you ladies can help me out.

I have a slice of kokosh cake, and am eating it with milk.
I'm done the cup of milk, but I still have kokosh cake.
So I pour myself another cup of milk.
I eat up the kokosh cake together with the milk.
No more kokosh cake, but I still have milk.
So I cut another slice of kokosh cake.
Down it with milk.
But now there's no milk and there's still kokosh cake.

And before I know it there's no more kokosh cake at all, and just a quarter cup of milk.

Help. What should I do with this milk? Should I go buy more kokosh cake?

Please advise.

zaq

Wed, Jun 06 2018, 2:12 pm

Pourmilk into a bowl. Add enough dry cereal to soak it up. Add a few raisins or banana slices if desired. Stick a spoon in and enjoy.

Or skip cereal, throw milk, ice cubes and banana in blender and make a shake. Stick a straw in and enjoy.

zaq

Wed, Jun 06 2018, 2:13 pm

PS You need to buy milk.

thunderstorm

Wed, Jun 06 2018, 2:20 pm

InnerMe wrote:

Kant Keep up with Kokosh Kake Kraziness. Keep Kake Kabinets Klosed.
Kool Koffee is Kinder to your Kishkes.

Adela

Wed, Jun 06 2018, 3:17 pm

InnerMe wrote:

You made me lol Very Happy

And.... really want a piece of oozing, dripping chocolatey kokosh cake Smile

oooh.... with a splash of sour cream!! Yum!!

Edited to add: sorry forgot the K’s K? Smile

Knowledgeable, Kind, Kindergarteners (with parents) Knead, Kilos Kokosh Kuz Konsumption of Kokosh Keeps Kerchief (bubbies) Kvelling!! Smile

Last edited by Adela on Wed, Jun 06 2018, 3:26 pm; edited 1 time in total

InnerMe

Wed, Jun 06 2018, 3:21 pm

Adela wrote:

You made me lol Very Happy

And.... really want a piece of oozing, dripping chocolatey kokosh cake Smile

And you just made me smile really big!! Thanks sister! (or should we keep that secret?)

And sorry, but there's no more kokosh cake left Crying

Only a quarter cup of warm milk!

rgr

Wed, Jun 06 2018, 3:22 pm

OP, I think this might be related to
Evening Out the Cake Syndrome

InnerMe

Wed, Jun 06 2018, 3:25 pm

thunderstorm wrote:

Kant Keep up with Kokosh Kake Kraziness. Keep Kake Kabinets Klosed.
Kool Koffee is Kinder to your Kishkes.

I know! This is true craziness! Oy, how will I climb out of this mess?

InnerMe

Wed, Jun 06 2018, 3:27 pm

zaq wrote:

But I don't think I have enough milk for the cereal.

And I'm way too lazy for the second option.

Adela

Wed, Jun 06 2018, 3:27 pm

InnerMe wrote:

And you just made me smile really big!! Thanks sister! (or should we keep that secret?)

And sorry, but there's no more kokosh cake left Crying

Only a quarter cup of warm milk!

Haha forgot the ‘K’s go check them out Smile

InnerMe

Wed, Jun 06 2018, 3:28 pm

rgr wrote:

OP, I think this might be related to
Evening Out the Cake Syndrome

Yeh, you're right, I think they are relatives.

Perhaps if we find a cure for the Kokosh Kake Konondrum, we'll be able to use it for it's relative as well.

InnerMe

Wed, Jun 06 2018, 3:43 pm

Adela wrote:

Haha forgot the ‘K’s go check them out Smile

Kool!

enneamom

Wed, Jun 06 2018, 7:06 pm

If you give Innerme a Kokosh cake,
She's going to ask you for a glass of milk.

I think I see a new bestselling picture book coming...

iyar

Wed, Jun 06 2018, 8:38 pm

InnerMe you made me laugh!
Definitely related to Evening Out the Cake. With all due respect (and a thick slice of kokosh) to rgr, I consider myself something of an expert on this syndrome.
Can we all remain friends even if I admit to enjoying my kokosh with koffee?

zaq

Wed, Jun 06 2018, 11:40 pm

See, you all misread the instructions. It’s not “evening out the cake” but “an evening without cake.”
Which I must admit is like a day without sunshine.

happyone

Thu, Jun 07 2018, 12:24 am

Are we related ?

InnerMe

Thu, Jun 07 2018, 9:43 am

enneamom wrote:

If you give Innerme a Kokosh cake,
She's going to ask you for a glass of milk.

I think I see a new bestselling picture book coming...

Bestselling you say? Woohoo can't wait to be famous...

Now back to my warm milk... which is practically sour by now.

InnerMe

Thu, Jun 07 2018, 9:46 am

iyar wrote:

I'll have to think about if we can remain friends.

I mean, I take drinking milk with kokosh cake very seriously. Drinking it with koffee puts you into a completely different class. And no offense, but I'm not sure I want to associate with that class.

InnerMe

Thu, Jun 07 2018, 9:47 am

happyone wrote:

Are we related ?

We must be!

iyar

Thu, Jun 07 2018, 10:33 am

InnerMe wrote:

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