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chocolatecake
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 Tue, Jul 31 2018, 8:19 pm
I wake up disoriented at around 10 pm and I realize I am squished in a toddler bed next to my sleeping three yr old and I fell asleep putting her to bed 
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Coffee Addict
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 8:28 pm
Adorable!! 
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amother
Wine
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 8:30 pm
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When the spit up on my shabbos clothes doesn't bother me. I used to be perfectly put together... Then motherhood happened
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amother
NeonBlue
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 8:41 pm
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Last edited by amother on Thu, Feb 10 2022, 1:56 pm; edited 1 time in total
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OutATowner
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 8:42 pm
When I call adults "sweetie."
When I cut up my friend's schnitzel.
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chicco
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 8:48 pm
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When I find myself saying things like , "Don't pish on your sister."
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Zehava
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 9:21 pm
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When I eat cold fish sticks for dinner
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chicco
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 9:25 pm
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When I rock an empty shopping cart while I schmooze with someone in the middle of the supermarket (out of others' way of course).
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amother
Smokey
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 9:36 pm
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... I don't even blink when my three year old calls out from the bathroom, informing me of her latest poop's shape, size, or smell.
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Optione
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 9:42 pm
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It takes 20 minutes for me to leave the house just to go to Target.
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Periwinkle
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 10:00 pm
When I’m looking for quarters for the meter and all I can find are Chuck E. Cheese tokens.
When I find myself singing along to uncle moishy in the car well after the children have been dropped off.
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amother
Silver
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 10:01 pm
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when I don’t expect to be able to use the bathroom alone.
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animeme
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 10:05 pm
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When DH asks for some orange juice and I pour him about an inch-worth.
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simba
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 10:09 pm
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When I feel like I climbed Mt. Everest looking at those empty laundry baskets.
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amother
Salmon
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 10:18 pm
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When I pour my husband a drink and tell him "make a berecha "
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Woman of Valor
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 10:26 pm
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When I listened to music and did laundry every day of Sefira and the 3 weeks.
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keym
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 10:27 pm
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When silence is the scariest noise of all.
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Khaki
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 10:48 pm
Omg these are hilarious:)
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