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tsc3
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 Tue, Jul 31 2018, 7:49 pm
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When I get excited when driving and I spot an animal and scream look a deer/horsie/cat etc. Except my kids aren't there...
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naturalmom5
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 8:45 pm
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When I tell my husband , stop this nonsense, NOW... I don't let ds get away with that. I sure as ** won't let you...
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Jewel22
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 9:05 pm
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When I have to hide to eat certain foods cuz or else the kids want everything I eat! And have to eat food cold cuz I'm hungry and no time till I feed them first.
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amother
Cobalt
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 9:21 pm
| little neshamala wrote: | | Oh my gosh you mean it's not just my kids?? |
No it’s only mine!!
Did my kids teach them?
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mom2dkay
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 9:22 pm
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When my DH walks in I dash to the bathroom
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Kiwi13
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 9:24 pm
| chocolatecake wrote: | I wake up disoriented at around 10 pm and I realize I am squished in a toddler bed next to my sleeping three yr old and I fell asleep putting her to bed  |
At least bedtime was a success - for both of you! A Mommy Win!!
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Rutabaga
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 9:28 pm
| tsc3 wrote: | | When I get excited when driving and I spot an animal and scream look a deer/horsie/cat etc. Except my kids aren't there... |
Ha ha! I do the same thing. I knew I had it bad when I started pointing out dump trucks to DH when we were alone in the car.
Also, when I hear my mother's voice coming out of my mouth. "Because I said so!"
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thatsme
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 10:23 pm
| Optione wrote: | | It takes 20 minutes for me to leave the house just to go to Target. |
Way longer with a toddler!
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Kiwi13
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Tue, Jul 31 2018, 11:02 pm
When I absentmindedly rock my shopping cart if I have to stop for a minute to check my list.
ETA: I just saw that chicco posted the same thing. Ha, chicco lets go shopping together. Our carts could use the play date. ;-)
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essie14
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Wed, Aug 01 2018, 1:52 am
When all the Wiggles songs are stuck in my head as I fall asleep.
When my toddlers bodily fluids all over me don't phase me.
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amother
Indigo
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Wed, Aug 01 2018, 2:22 am
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when I can pick up a filthy, grubby toddler and hug him to bits
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heidi
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Wed, Aug 01 2018, 3:49 am
When I call my kid by everyone else's name except his own.
My parents used to do this and I swore I never would . . .
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amother
Wheat
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Wed, Aug 01 2018, 5:14 am
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When eating the same food as my kids, it only tastes good if they're eating out of mom or dads plate....
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amother
Lavender
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Wed, Aug 01 2018, 6:18 am
When a middle aged man makes kiddush for the ladies at a shul kiddush & I tell him "very nice brachah!"
Anonymous since I've repeated this story so many times IRL. I'm still laughing about this after several years.
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Pooh
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Wed, Aug 01 2018, 6:23 am
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When I’m the one they come to for comfort when they’re crying
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Beingreal
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Wed, Aug 01 2018, 6:33 am
When I am told I am the best Mommy in the world.
When going to the bathroom for a break.
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simba
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Wed, Aug 01 2018, 6:39 am
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When I spend the last third of the night on a bottom bunk because my bed is full of little people sleeping horizontally '
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ProudMommy3
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Wed, Aug 01 2018, 6:59 am
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ROFL. Keep this going ladies!
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amother
cornflower
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Wed, Aug 01 2018, 7:05 am
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When both hips, my back, and my feet are killing me but I still don't put down my adorable 27 pound weight during a factory tour because then he'll be sad!
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BadTichelDay
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Wed, Aug 01 2018, 7:25 am
When I have to lock myself in the bedroom just to be able to eat a bowl of cereal undisturbed...
When I have to plan in advance when to make an important phone call, according to times when the kids aren't around...
When my doctor recommended that I go for regular walks and I do that regularly at 23:00 in the evening because that's the only time it's possible...
When I leave the computer on and on with blaring kiddie videos and don't even notice that the kids have left the room 2 hours ago and nobody is watching...
When I hum cartoon tunes under my breath at work...
Did I mention that most of my Shabbat clothes and dresses have wild, colorful patterns, so that stains don't show up? And the few ones that don't have patterns I bought specially to be easy-wash?
On the positive side, when they come running at me with beaming faces and shout "Imaaaa!" from a mile away when I come home from work...
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