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yksraya




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, May 26 2019, 5:05 pm
Download suppers for a year

Too good to be true!
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, May 27 2019, 6:13 pm
Collecting for Neturai Karta

I...uh...gave at the office. Have a nice day.
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MitzadSheini




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, May 28 2019, 8:07 am
Are you a high school public school teacher?

No.

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And every time that thread gets bumped, I say no. Can't you hear me? Oh no, right.

Hence this post.
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(Please advise. Which is funnier? With or without the part between the -----'s? Thanks)
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, May 28 2019, 2:22 pm
Attn Chavy, Yocheved, Yocheved, Matty, Rivka, Shany and Sarah

Hey, who changed the channel to Romper Room?
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yksraya




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, May 28 2019, 2:29 pm
Dairy meal on stovetop

I keep reading it as "dairy meat" and then thinking "treif"
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SixOfWands




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, May 28 2019, 2:37 pm
Att Chavy, Yocheved, Yocheved, Matty, Rivka, Shany and Sarah

And the award for the most bizarre thread in the history of imamother goes to .....
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, May 28 2019, 2:51 pm
SixOfWands wrote:
Att Chavy, Yocheved, Yocheved, Matty, Rivka, Shany and Sarah

And the award for the most bizarre thread in the history of imamother goes to .....


Maybe I shouldn't say this but I think a sleeper cell has just been activated.
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FranticFrummie




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, May 29 2019, 9:20 am
Shalos seudah Shavuos

I dare you to say this out loud, 5 times, really fast. Tongue Out

ETA: Now you're going to need a "Dr for tongue tie"
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SixOfWands




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, May 29 2019, 11:22 am
Changing for husband

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Fox




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, May 29 2019, 1:10 pm
I keep reading it as "Charging for Husband."

What? How much do you charge? Who is willing to pay? Where do I sign up to charge for my husband?
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Fox




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, May 29 2019, 1:12 pm
Boy, you know you're old when you start to click on "What are guidelines for tightness by the chest" and suddenly see that it's about tznius rather than heart disease. Oh. Never mind.
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BatyaEsther




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, May 29 2019, 1:23 pm
Fox wrote:
Boy, you know you're old when you start to click on "What are guidelines for tightness by the chest" and suddenly see that it's about tznius rather than heart disease. Oh. Never mind.

Thought the same thing. I was thinking call your cardiologist.
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chicco




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, May 29 2019, 2:12 pm
What are the guidelines for tightness by the chest?

If it is accompanied by left arm pain, call 911.
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, May 29 2019, 2:45 pm
"What's the guideline for tightness by the chest?"

nobody needs to know if you have breasts a chest ... definitely calls for DUCT TAPE !!!
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Einikel




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, May 29 2019, 7:07 pm
The Rollercoasters of a Husband Who is a Student

I love amusement parks!

Wait is that the name for the new ride?!
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yksraya




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, May 29 2019, 9:08 pm
Can you recommend a cordless bug zapper?

My boys are available.
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yksraya




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, May 29 2019, 9:11 pm
Full day flight with kids - in exchange for an awesome vacation.

No thank you! I would rather the vacation.
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soap suds




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, May 30 2019, 1:31 am
Where is Hashem?

Whistling Hashem is here, Hashem is there, Hashem is truly everywhere! Whistling
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soap suds




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, May 30 2019, 1:41 am
Download suppers for a year

Where do I sign up?
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Einikel




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, May 30 2019, 8:28 am
Where is Hashem?

Hashem is here Hashem is there Hashem is truly everywhere!

Lol see that soap suds beat me to it! Can't Believe It
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