What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

PinkFridge

Thu, Feb 06 2020, 9:07 am

Seeking mediator for dispute amongst business partners

http://tehilimyahad.com/mr.jsp?r=VFoHthohRW (smilingmom)

Sunny Days

Thu, Feb 06 2020, 11:51 am

Switching parties

“M’tantzt nisht uif tzvei chasunas”

(You can’t dance at 2 weddings the same time)

FranticFrummie

Thu, Feb 06 2020, 12:21 pm

How Many Dresses?

https://www.amazon.com/Messes-.....13753

FranticFrummie

Thu, Feb 06 2020, 12:22 pm

gamzehyaavor wrote:

Switching parties

“M’tantzt nisht uif tzvei chasunas”

(You can’t dance at 2 weddings the same time)

I always heard it as "You can't sit in two chairs with one tuchus." (Well, technically you could, if they were pushed close together, but this was one of my grandpa's favorite sayings.)

4g01o

Thu, Feb 06 2020, 2:14 pm

Make up needs help

Someone quickly help this make up. She's feeling resentful of being plastered on her face day in day out!

BatyaEsther

Thu, Feb 06 2020, 2:17 pm

FranticFrummie wrote:

I always heard it as "You can't sit in two chairs with one tuchus." (Well, technically you could, if they were pushed close together, but this was one of my grandpa's favorite sayings.)

I love that! I am now going to start saying it.

Sammy Girl

Thu, Feb 06 2020, 3:00 pm

Leaving wedding to nurse

I think you would be better off leaving the wedding to a professional wedding planner.

PinkFridge

Thu, Feb 06 2020, 7:24 pm

24 -36 hour vacation from Brooklyn

Are you looking to drive or fly? If the former, Mt. Rushmore?
If the latter, Australia. Or the cheapest flight to EY with a long stopover.
Hope this helps.

kalsee

Sun, Feb 09 2020, 4:58 am

Need a new Dentist Emergency!!

Why anyone would be actively looking for a Dentist Emergency is beyond me...

sleepybeauty

Sun, Feb 09 2020, 9:06 am

kalsee wrote:

Need a new Dentist Emergency!!

Why anyone would be actively looking for a Dentist Emergency is beyond me...

To get out of work.

FranticFrummie

Sun, Feb 09 2020, 9:09 am

Dark mode

This will not end well. Hiding

MangoSmoothie

Sun, Feb 09 2020, 11:10 am

"I don’t eat out/ buy my food."

You don't eat out or buy food??? You must do a lot of cooking.

PinkFridge

Sun, Feb 09 2020, 3:19 pm

CN1 wrote:

"I don’t eat out/ buy my food."

You don't eat out or buy food??? You must do a lot of cooking.

Or forage.

PinkFridge

Sun, Feb 09 2020, 3:24 pm

Lufthansa airline feedback

Thank you for flying Lufthansa!

PinkFridge

Sun, Feb 09 2020, 5:48 pm

Bernie Sanders Broken Promise to Release Medical Records

Huh. Maybe he's hiding a ...heart condition?
That's he's really 87?

PinkFridge

Mon, Feb 10 2020, 7:47 am

PSA: It's ok to give MM that aren't creative

Troll.
Heretic.
Remove the thread and poster (whose yichus should be checked) before she corrupts anyone.

MitzadSheini

Mon, Feb 10 2020, 8:02 am

I haven't found any popcorn here

I thought that was going to be a complaint about a lack of "pass the popcorn" threads lately. But IMHO there have actually been quite a few "pass the popcorn" threads recently.

But it was actually literally about popcorn... Lol/wow/yum

FranticFrummie

Mon, Feb 10 2020, 12:23 pm

Camp segula

It's so hard finding a good camp, now you need a segula to get accepted into the right one!

Find out who does the segula for Lakewood schools. They can give you the camp lady's phone number.

BoomChickaPop

Mon, Feb 10 2020, 10:14 pm

Dh unhappy in bedroom

So send him to the living room, problem solved

BoomChickaPop

Mon, Feb 10 2020, 10:15 pm

Women going to coed gym

Well, if they didn't, it wouldn't be considered coed