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mocha




 
 
 
 

Post  Wed, Jun 17 2020, 7:49 pm
Surplus wrote:
Yes, quick learner!! Laugh

Smile
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PinkFridge




 
 
 
 

Post  Wed, Jun 17 2020, 8:00 pm
mocha wrote:
Shrimpclyde?? Where do I buy that ?
Is it even kosher? wondering LOL

[Surplus, did I get the hang? Wink]


My immediate reaction: Best spell check ever. Now to open the thread.
Reaction #2: Lobsterbonnie.
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PinkFridge




 
 
 
 

Post  Wed, Jun 17 2020, 8:05 pm
Sheppard pie

Bet it's out of this world! Oh, it's ready to come out: 10, 9, 8...
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BatyaEsther




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jun 18 2020, 1:04 am
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Surplus




 
 
 
 

Post  Mon, Jun 22 2020, 12:13 pm
When is my due date?

If you tell me when my due date is, I’ll tell you when yours is. Otherwise I’ll keep you in suspense.
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banana123




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Jun 23 2020, 8:02 am
How to deal with delusional anti vaxer?
Isn't that every anti-vaxxer?

How to deal with delusional anti vaxer?
[screenname]?
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Einikel




 
 
 
 

Post  Tue, Jun 23 2020, 8:56 pm
Fatigue the only/first symptom?

In COVID forum
When I first read the title I was sure it was a pregnancy thread.
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imasoftov




 
 
 
 

Post  Wed, Jun 24 2020, 8:08 pm
Shredded cabbage

Cole's Law: with enough mayonnaise, salt and vinegar, even cabbage can be made palatable.
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DrMom




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jun 25 2020, 10:59 am
Addicted to chaos

At least someone's having a great year.
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zaq




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jun 25 2020, 2:02 pm
How do yeshivish infant girls dress?

1. They rarely dress--usually somebody else dresses them.
2. If they're still infants, you can't really label them yeshivish; they may end up something very different.
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zaq




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jun 25 2020, 5:32 pm
Do you ever cook duck?
Seldom, but if I ever do cook--DUCK!
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zaq




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jun 25 2020, 5:37 pm
Is a watch offensive?
Depends on what you're watching.
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zaq




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jun 25 2020, 5:38 pm
Flatbush girl on women's faces
Better than egg on their faces.
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PinkFridge




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jun 25 2020, 6:32 pm
EIDL loan

The exact opposite of loan sharks. As in, "We're so sorry to trouble you, hope it's not too late, but your payment is due soon. Did you get the SASE? Have a lovely day!"
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PinkFridge




 
 
 
 

Post  Thu, Jun 25 2020, 6:38 pm
imasoftov wrote:
Shredded cabbage

Cole's Law: with enough mayonnaise, salt and vinegar, even cabbage can be made palatable.


I really really like this. Liking once wasn't enough.
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zaq




 
 
 
 

Post  Fri, Jun 26 2020, 10:31 am
Husband turning 30
With G-d's help, it happens to the best of us
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zaq




 
 
 
 

Post  Fri, Jun 26 2020, 10:31 am
Do you love your toaster oven?
I try not to grow emotionally attached to household appliances.
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zaq




 
 
 
 

Post  Fri, Jun 26 2020, 10:50 am
Do you ever cook duck?
The correct expressions are "a dead duck" or a "cooked goose," both of which mean "someone in biiiiig trouble."
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imasoftov




 
 
 
 

Post  Fri, Jun 26 2020, 12:11 pm
Do you love your toaster oven?

And is the feeling mutual?

Quote:
A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his morning meal.

“I would like to give you this personality test”, said the outsider, “because I want you to be happy.”

Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster, saying: “I wish the toaster to be happy, too.”
From The Jargon File
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DrMom




 
 
 
 

Post  Sun, Jun 28 2020, 3:24 am
Yeled vyalda swimming

Together? Could lead to mixed dancing...
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