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DrMom
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 Tue, Oct 13 2020, 11:46 pm
| bananas4bananas wrote: | I am you and you are me...
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Sounds like something that screechy Elmo sings.
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imasoftov
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Wed, Oct 14 2020, 8:20 am
S/o what was the worst meal you received?
So I get brown rice, seaweed
And a dirty hot dog
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PinkFridge
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Wed, Oct 14 2020, 8:23 am
| DrMom wrote: | | Sounds like something that screechy Elmo sings. |
Maybe, but closer to the purple dinosaur, now that you mention it.
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ExtraCredit
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Wed, Oct 14 2020, 2:42 pm
If your a generous person
I wouldn’t be tight-fisted and just add the “apostrophe” and “e” to “your”. 
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ExtraCredit
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Wed, Oct 14 2020, 7:31 pm
Shoot, I forgot
I hope it wasn’t such a terrible offense that you deserve to be shot!
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FranticFrummie
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Wed, Oct 14 2020, 8:41 pm
Small recipe heimish challah?
Sorry, only big MO challah at my house.
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imasoftov
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Thu, Oct 15 2020, 3:09 am
Best inexpensive way to transport a treadmill?
Turn it upside down, connect to a really long extension cord.
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imasoftov
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Thu, Oct 15 2020, 8:25 am
Those who need 8 hours of sleep a night- newborn??
Don't completely fill the freezer with cooked food while pregnant, leave space to freeze some sleep.
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imasoftov
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Thu, Oct 15 2020, 8:40 am
How do I know if I inherited money
Typically you will get an email from a lawyer you never heard of who doesn't mention the name of your relative, and asks for your bank account information or to send him a money order for fees.
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ExtraCredit
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Thu, Oct 15 2020, 11:14 am
How do I know if I inherited money?
Check under the mattress of the deceased relative.
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FranticFrummie
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Thu, Oct 15 2020, 11:19 am
My nose is getting red in my 40s
Rudolph was a late bloomer.
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tothepoint
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Thu, Oct 15 2020, 12:01 pm
Frum Laundry Detergent
In a bowl, mix some gefilta fish, matzah and holoptzas-for that perfect texture. Blend well.
Viola!
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zaq
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Thu, Oct 15 2020, 12:39 pm
Who makes the cholent?
IDK, but Caesar made the salad.
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ExtraCredit
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Thu, Oct 15 2020, 1:29 pm
| zaq wrote: | Who makes the cholent?
IDK, but Caesar made the salad. |
Why of course, WHO makes the cholent! I bet they add lots of healthy ingredients.
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zaq
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Thu, Oct 15 2020, 1:56 pm
Toaster oven is smoking
Is it over 18? Then it's legal. Tell it to smoke outside, not in the house.
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zaq
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Thu, Oct 15 2020, 2:02 pm
Toaster oven is smoking
Do you always get this excited about kitchen appliances?
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zaq
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Thu, Oct 15 2020, 2:25 pm
How to get silly putty out of dress?!
His being in a dress is probably why Putty is called "silly." Therapy may help but it's unlikely.
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zaq
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Thu, Oct 15 2020, 4:00 pm
You don't have to force yourself to do a mitzvah!
Someone else will do the forcing for you.
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zaq
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Thu, Oct 15 2020, 5:47 pm
Those who need 8 hours of sleep a night- newborn??
newborns need way more than 8 hours of sleep. the problem is they don't need it all at one time.
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