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Post Fri, Nov 20 2020, 2:48 pm
zaq wrote:
No, they don't, because lefi halacha there is no such thing as mezonos rolls.*


* (If it looks like bread, tastes like bread, and, more importantly, is being used like bread to make a meal, it has the status of bread.)

I agree that many people are not aware of this Halacha. So many people mistakenly think that if bread has some apple juice it’s the perfect trick to take a shortcut and make mezonos on a huge “mezonos” baguette sandwich.
-Says the lady whose family is the only one whose kids wash for pizza in the pizza shop and they don’t understand why we have different halachos than others! (I’m sure others wash as well but somehow they don’t visit the pizza shop when we do) P.S. we do pizza for lunch or dinner, not snack.
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Post Sat, Nov 21 2020, 8:09 pm
If a baby throws up on Shabbos.

That’s a sign of a mazeldig week ahead! (Also a sign of lots of laundry motse shabbos)
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NotLazySusan




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 23 2020, 7:29 pm
Trump admin ready for transition

It’s almost time to push, and then there’s going to be a beautiful baby!!
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Post Mon, Nov 23 2020, 7:42 pm
NotLazySusan wrote:
Trump admin ready for transition

It’s almost time to push, and then there’s going to be a beautiful baby!!

Except the baby is a few decades old TMI
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Post Mon, Nov 23 2020, 7:46 pm
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Except the baby is a few decades old TMI


I know I know, but transition is when it gets exciting!
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Post Mon, Nov 23 2020, 8:05 pm
Up is down and left is right

Hashem is here Hashem is there ... up up down down right left and all around...
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Post Mon, Nov 23 2020, 8:23 pm
NotLazySusan wrote:
I know I know, but transition is when it gets exciting!

It’s when everyone starts yelling TMI
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Post Mon, Nov 23 2020, 8:24 pm
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It’s when everyone starts yelling TMI


Yes, exactly!
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Post Mon, Nov 23 2020, 8:47 pm
A new magazine called wow? for kids

It’s probably just for girls because you know- Women of the Wall!
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Post Mon, Nov 23 2020, 9:02 pm
I Got A Call From...

an old friend, we used to be real close.
Said he couldn't go on the American way.
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Post Tue, Nov 24 2020, 2:31 am
How would things change if clothing and beauty didn't exist?

We'd all be cold and ugly?
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Post Tue, Nov 24 2020, 10:16 am
DrMom wrote:
How would things change if clothing and beauty didn't exist?

We'd all be cold and ugly?


Exactly my thoughts!
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Post Tue, Nov 24 2020, 11:14 am
NotLazySusan wrote:
I know I know, but transition is when it gets exciting!

I hugged you. If you described transition as "exciting", you were probably unconscious.
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Post Tue, Nov 24 2020, 11:43 am
What does "Flatbushy" mean?

Control top pantyhose.


(Think about it for a minute...)
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Post Tue, Nov 24 2020, 11:44 am
First cousins weddings

This should be in the thread about a niece marrying her uncle.

(Cue banjo music)
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Post Tue, Nov 24 2020, 11:45 am
WitchKitty wrote:
I hugged you. If you described transition as "exciting", you were probably unconscious.


Not unconscious, just excited to finally be almost there... (my shortest labor was14 hours)
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Post Tue, Nov 24 2020, 2:34 pm
FranticFrummie wrote:
What does "Flatbushy" mean?

Control top pantyhose.


(Think about it for a minute...)

LOL
It’s good you told us to think about it for a minute. It does take that extra second...
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Post Tue, Nov 24 2020, 9:50 pm
When did you put on maternity?

The other day when I had a convention and decided it looks cooler to look pregnant than JPF (just plain fat).
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Post Tue, Nov 24 2020, 9:53 pm
If a baby throws up on Shabbos.

The frum (and less popular) version of "If You Give a Moose a Muffin."
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Post Tue, Nov 24 2020, 9:54 pm
How much do you have in you account now?

Would you like my bank info and routing number too?
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