What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

MangoSmoothie

Wed, Dec 02 2020, 12:31 pm

FranticFrummie wrote:

Married Life
What is this weird thing?
by amother

It's called a "husband", sweetie. If you still have questions, please call your kallah teacher for further explanation.

ExtraCredit

Wed, Dec 02 2020, 2:38 pm

Where does one buy a half decent body pillow in Israel

Is your body half decent or you’re specifically searching for a pillow that’s only half decent? This will be hard to estimate! What if the pillow is 5/8ths decent?

yonabets

Wed, Dec 02 2020, 3:16 pm

When I need to relax ,I open this post!!🤣
Thank you very much to all of you😘😘😘👍👍👍

ExtraCredit

Wed, Dec 02 2020, 3:24 pm

yonabets wrote:

When I need to relax ,I open this post!!🤣
Thank you very much to all of you😘😘😘👍👍👍

This is my favorite thread. As you can probably tell.

gamzehyaavor

Wed, Dec 02 2020, 3:55 pm

ExtraCredit wrote:

Wig surgery

Name for tehilim? Shuly bas Freeda?

I hope it went well. Will she have a short or long recovery? Or a curly recovery?

WitchKitty

Wed, Dec 02 2020, 5:38 pm

If you're all speaking in Yiddish, can I post my immediate reaction in Hebrew?
I really, truly, apologize for those who don't understand.

Tamar in israel

אמא, לתמר יש רגליים?
כן חמוד שלי. לתמר השכנה יש רגליים.
לא, אמא, לתמר שאוכלים- יש רגליים?
לא חמוד שלי. לתמר שאוכלים אין רגליים.
אוף, אמא. שוב אכלתי מקק.

Who else know this?

ExtraCredit

Wed, Dec 02 2020, 5:48 pm

WitchKitty wrote:

Is this a chant? Don’t know it but it’s adorable! And gross!

zaq

Wed, Dec 02 2020, 7:25 pm

WitchKitty wrote:

Barf me oooout--but I learned a new word. We always said jook.

mamma llama

Wed, Dec 02 2020, 10:33 pm

WitchKitty wrote:

Now Roachie is going to have nightmares... I dont want to see

ExtraCredit

Thu, Dec 03 2020, 2:02 pm

Have you ever judged someone or been judged?

Who hasn’t? We try to be DLKZ all the time but I’m pretty sure we’ve all judged and been judged in our life.

zaq

Thu, Dec 03 2020, 2:11 pm

Talking to the dead and getting an answer

Ask any schoolteacher: you can talk to the dead till you're blue but you'll never get an answer

banana123

Thu, Dec 03 2020, 4:20 pm

Is COVID really different from all other viruses?
Sounds to me like...

Why is this virus different from all other viruses?

banana123

Thu, Dec 03 2020, 4:21 pm

WitchKitty wrote:

Ewwwwwww

(Never heard it before...or maybe I have?)

banana123

Thu, Dec 03 2020, 4:22 pm

zaq wrote:

Barf me oooout--but I learned a new word. We always said jook.

Jook is the slang.

gamzehyaavor

Thu, Dec 03 2020, 5:51 pm

banana123 wrote:

Is COVID really different from all other viruses?
Sounds to me like...

Why is this virus different from all other viruses?

We’re you thinking along the tune of “mah nishtana haleila hazeh?

zaq

Fri, Dec 04 2020, 10:36 am

Owning a gun disagreement

How odd. Most people own gun agreements.

ExtraCredit

Fri, Dec 04 2020, 10:50 am

Owning a gun disagreement

If you disagree still before the purchase I don’t want to think what happens when you disagree and there’s a gun in the house! TMI

Sammy Girl

Fri, Dec 04 2020, 11:01 am

Problem with kokosh cake fillers LOL

Prefer artificial Botox, I guess.