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Post Sun, Jan 31 2021, 1:24 pm
Marjorie Taylor Green

No, she didn't write Goodnight Moon, nor is she a children's book author.
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zaq




 
 
 
 

Post Mon, Feb 01 2021, 1:28 pm
Where do you keep negel vasser?

I don't; I throw it out.
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PinkFridge




 
 
 
 

Post Wed, Feb 03 2021, 5:37 pm
Who cleans their walls and baseboards once a year?

This reminds me of the classic Chofetz Chaim example of ambiguous statements, like Levi always has a pot on the stove.

She (only??) cleans her walls and baseboards once a year??
Wow, she clean all her walls and baseboards every year??
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Success10




 
 
 
 

Post Thu, Feb 04 2021, 3:08 pm
Imamother for Dummies

So rude! No it's not!
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honey36




 
 
 
 

Post Thu, Feb 04 2021, 5:03 pm
35 year old vaccine now?

Usually I'm not so careful about expiry dates on drugs etc, but 35 years is pushing it...
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the world's best mom




 
 
 
 

Post Thu, Feb 04 2021, 11:25 pm
What do you use your microwave for?

For whacking people on the head. What do you use yours for?

(Try saying the thread title 10 times fast!)
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PinkFridge




 
 
 
 

Post Fri, Feb 05 2021, 9:10 am
Freeze Duck Sauce [!]

I think I saw some people in robes carrying placards with that message, walking up and down a Manhattan Street.
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PinkFridge




 
 
 
 

Post Sun, Feb 07 2021, 9:04 am
Natural women's hairdye

As opposed to unnatural women? I guess you want to avoid Zombie Women Hairdye.
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PinkFridge




 
 
 
 

Post Sun, Feb 07 2021, 12:49 pm
MM- real food chosson kallah theme

Wedding cake. Duh.
(Seriously, google Mexican wedding cakes. No one will get it though.)
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Post Sun, Feb 07 2021, 12:50 pm
Looking for a shadchan

Where did you see him last?
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honey36




 
 
 
 

Post Sun, Feb 07 2021, 2:12 pm
"mikvah in the snow..."

I hope she only means for keilim and not people.🥶 Is it even deep enough?
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PinkFridge




 
 
 
 

Post Sun, Feb 07 2021, 8:39 pm
Mask question about school

I don't understand. If you mask your question, how will know it's about school?
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PinkFridge




 
 
 
 

Post Mon, Feb 08 2021, 10:29 am
How do babies cry without waking everyone up?
That's one very unusually aware and considerate baby.
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PinkFridge




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 12:01 pm
Do you think Purim poems are cute

In answer to this query
I offer these suggestions
To make your poems readable
To ease recipients' tension

Don't make them too long
I don't care if they don't rhyme
But egregious mistakes are
Against humanity a crime

Bone up on the grammar
(I have a proposition)
Kindly use object pronouns
When you employ a preposition

Not to be abrupt
But my time is running out
Gotta go
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penguin




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 3:33 pm
To this I would add, with a touch of frustration,
Inversion and such devices are lacking
Perhaps it's your punctuation,
Or the adjectives you're stacking.

Poetry really needs to flow
It's language must make sense
So if the reader is left saying "I dont know..."*
Perhaps you used the wrong tense!

*(Wasn't there a head-scratching emoticon? I can't find it!)
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PinkFridge




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 6:00 pm
Leftover mashed potatoes

Easy. Use for mm.
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NotLazySusan




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 6:44 pm
Is anyone a virtual assistant?



Yes me - Alexa!!
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imasinger




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 7:14 pm
PinkFridge wrote:
Leftover mashed potatoes

Easy. Use for mm.


LOL
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dankbar




 
 
 
 

Post Tue, Feb 09 2021, 8:58 pm
PinkFridge wrote:
Leftover mashed potatoes

Easy. Use for mm.


Better yet save for Pesach to hold together food instead of flour
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Success10




 
 
 
 

Post Wed, Feb 10 2021, 7:56 am
Morah Asked for Haircut

I really read this and envisioned a Kindergarten teacher in need of a haircut passing around a pair of kid-safe scissors and letting all the kids take a snip.
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