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windchime

Thu, Jul 29 2021, 12:41 pm

liveandlove.ima wrote:

Eating with nonkosher people
what makes a person "nonkosher"

Was gonna ask- is it "fins and scales"?

liveandlove.ima

Thu, Jul 29 2021, 1:29 pm

I had a dream that I packed up a suitcase...

nice... and I had a dream I won a million dollars

PinkFridge

Thu, Jul 29 2021, 3:13 pm

On a scale of 1-10 how burnt out are you?
15

Sunny Days

Thu, Jul 29 2021, 5:40 pm

Can I be sued for this?
What? You walked out with a graco stroller? A Casio watch? Poncho in the rain?
2 different colored socks?

Tell me my child with what have you sinned?

liveandlove.ima

Thu, Jul 29 2021, 6:29 pm

On a scale of 1-10 how burnt out are you?

BH I was not involved in a fire.

liveandlove.ima

Thu, Jul 29 2021, 10:04 pm

Lost in therapy

I'll try to look for you when I'm there next

Success10

Mon, Aug 02 2021, 3:40 am

Camp disappointment

Wow, what a name for a camp. Does anyone actually send their kid there?

PinkFridge

Mon, Aug 02 2021, 10:26 am

Wyoming

Just make sure Frank Butler's not around. (He was mean in Wyoming. Very mean in Wyoming. He'd always want to fight in the morning noon and night. Come to think of it, avoid Ioway and Tennessee also.)

Cookiegirl

Mon, Aug 02 2021, 11:23 am

Camp Disappointment...

...why didn't Alan Sherman think of this name?...Camp Granada pales in comparison...

"Huge mosquitos...pass the ointment
Swarming at Camp- Disappointment"

zaq

Mon, Aug 02 2021, 11:57 am

Cookiegirl wrote:

Camp Disappointment...

...why didn't Alan Sherman think of this name?...Camp Granada pales in comparison...

"Huge mosquitos...pass the ointment
Swarming at Camp- Disappointment"

best one of the day!

FranticFrummie

Mon, Aug 02 2021, 12:14 pm

Would you suggest a shidduch of a 30 to 60 yr old?

That depends. How rich is he? Twisted Evil

FranticFrummie

Mon, Aug 02 2021, 12:34 pm

Nut Free Peanut Chews?

That is so weird. Why would a school request such a thing? That's like asking for egg-free omelets, or a salad without fruits or vegetables.

Sunny Days

Mon, Aug 02 2021, 12:37 pm

FranticFrummie wrote:

Nut Free Peanut Chews?

That is so weird. Why would a school request such a thing? That's like asking for egg-free omelets, or a salad without fruits or vegetables.

You beat me to it!
Or- a pizza without cheese, sauce and crust...

PinkFridge

Mon, Aug 02 2021, 1:02 pm

Sunny Days wrote:

You beat me to it!
Or- a pizza without cheese, sauce and crust...

Or a Jew without good middos. Simply incomplete.
(Actually I'm going to go check out the thread. I've sometimes done some creative nut substituting.)

FranticFrummie

Mon, Aug 02 2021, 9:19 pm

How to turn your Sheva Brochas into a petting zoo, Inspired by Dr. Zeuss.

Sheva brochos on a boat⛵
Would you party with a goat? 🐐

I would not like them anywhere!
A goat would give the guests a scare. Confused

Would you, could you, with a stoat? 🦡
It would fit inside your tote. 💼

I would not like it with a goat, or with a stoat.
I don't care if it fits in a tote, I do not want it on my boat! At wits end

Would you like it with a bear?
A boat, a band, a dancing bear? 🐻

I do not want it with a bear,
My guests would have a real big scare! Surprised

Sheva Brochos in a car? 🚗
If so, you could go quite far.

I don't want to travel far,
It's much too crowded in a car. 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦

If a car's too small, try a truck! 🚚
You can fit in lots of ducks. 🦆

Then drive the ducks back to the boat.
Ducks love to be on things that float.

I know this poem is over written,
But would you please, consider a kitten? 😺

Edited to fix a word.

Last edited by FranticFrummie on Tue, Aug 03 2021, 2:39 pm; edited 1 time in total

PinkFridge

Mon, Aug 02 2021, 9:27 pm

Frantic Frummie Applause

I knew someone would go there but you went above and beyond!

liveandlove.ima

Tue, Aug 03 2021, 12:23 am

Jewish kids clothing website

I don't know what it is exactly in this subject line, but it triggered me LOL

Sunny Days

Tue, Aug 03 2021, 10:01 am

2 month old cough
2 months is a long time to cough, but a bronchitis cough can last that long or be chronic. Always best to check it out.

Sunny Days

Tue, Aug 03 2021, 10:04 am

Nut free peanut chews

I have to comment on this again. If it’s nut free it’s not peanut. How about “imitation peanut chews” ideas for subject line?

Success10

Wed, Aug 04 2021, 9:03 am

Is Ron making a big mistake?

I'll say!! He should just invite Hermione to the Yule Ball instead of being all awkward and tough about it. Sheesh!

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