What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

ssspectacular

Mon, Aug 16 2021, 11:45 am

The tree sects of satmar

Palm Tree, anyone?

Mon, Aug 16 2021, 1:02 pm

ssspectacular wrote:

The tree sects of satmar

Palm Tree, anyone?

Was about to say oak, elm and ash 😂

zaq

Tue, Aug 17 2021, 10:32 am

Do you clean up every night?
Not every night, no. Just once a week when I go to the casino. Some won't let me back in, I clean up so regularly.

Sunny Days

Wed, Aug 18 2021, 3:15 am

Where are all the summer cd’s?

Still on vacation of course

PinkFridge

Wed, Aug 18 2021, 4:24 pm

Is luxury always appropriate?

Ladies! We are a frum website! And it's Elul!
Is luxury EVER appropriate??? she thunders.

(I'm trying to find a link to an Ellen d sketch where she talks about herself as a regular person. It's hilarious. And this thread title made me think of it.)

banana123

Wed, Aug 18 2021, 4:57 pm

Towel or Bathrobe

I read this as "Towel of Bathrobe," and I wondered what pun someone was trying to make this time.

PinkFridge

Wed, Aug 18 2021, 6:25 pm

Ideas for when 6.5 y.o. boy is bored

A stiff drink. A row of good chocolate. A
Wait a minute. Do you want ideas for the CHILD?

essie14

Thu, Aug 19 2021, 5:13 am

"Should I keep pushing?"
Yes, how else is labor going to progress?
Keep pushing til that baby exits!

FranticFrummie

Thu, Aug 19 2021, 7:02 am

I don't understand-has no one heard of love?

I hope this clears things up for you.

Sunny Days

Sun, Aug 22 2021, 10:24 am

What should I be thinking? Only good, positive thoughts- tracht gut vet Zein gut

PinkFridge

Sun, Aug 22 2021, 12:31 pm

Natives shrinking?

Let's brainstorm. How can we get them bone density tests and calcium?

DrMom

Mon, Aug 23 2021, 9:24 am

Should I freak out?

Without even opening this thread, I know the answer is a resounding YES -- because when is freaking out NOT the most constructive course of action?

zaq

Tue, Aug 24 2021, 8:29 am

Another moving forum…

Most of the forums are moving in one way or another, but the most moving ones are usually under "Relationships" "Married Life" and "Emotional Health"

BrisketBoss

Tue, Aug 24 2021, 11:04 am

"I was just kicked out of Drs office by a young girl"

A 6-year-old kicked you out? This I gotta hear.
Oh...young girl in the frum sense.

zaq

Tue, Aug 24 2021, 11:24 am

2 year old with corona question

Wow, that's quite a precocious youngster! Most 2-year-olds don't even know what Corona is, let alone have questions about it.

chanatron1000

Wed, Aug 25 2021, 12:56 pm

Why can't we have puppies without being labeled weird?

Same reason it would be weird if a dog gave birth to a human baby.

FranticFrummie

Wed, Aug 25 2021, 1:31 pm

Help me think of a punishment

https://www.amazon.com/Fifty-S.....0404X

Pick your poison! Twisted Evil

zaq

Wed, Aug 25 2021, 10:49 pm

Watch for 10 y/o girl
Why? What’s she done?

FranticFrummie

Thu, Aug 26 2021, 4:36 pm

What is my avodah during the yomim noraim/sukkos as a FTM?

Every time I see this, I think it's a Female To Male transgender person.

Every. Single. Time.

I keep thinking "Isn't that subject banned here? This will not end well."

A sign of the times, I guess.

banana123

Mon, Aug 30 2021, 7:06 pm

I wasn't going to write this, but it keeps popping up and I think the same thing each time.

Why do we vaccinate
To annoy Best Bubby.

Why do we vaccinate
To give Best Bubby something to complain and post about.