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DrMom




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Jan 08 2022, 12:29 pm
What increases your chance of getting a Toms River house?

Studies have shown that one can significantly increase one's chance of getting a Toms River house by:

(1) having a lot of money
AND
(2) approaching a Toms River realtor and saying, "I'd like to buy a house here. Can you help me find something?"
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FranticFrummie




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Jan 08 2022, 2:12 pm
What is your main takeaway?

Usually pizza, but sometimes Chinese or sushi. B'H we have a lot of kosher options here. 🍕
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4g01o




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Jan 08 2022, 2:19 pm
Frum couple "smelled", kicked off plane

Oh good I'm glad that I can't get kicked off the plane! I still haven't gotten my smell back since having covid.
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FranticFrummie




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Jan 08 2022, 2:29 pm
Recipe for very small chulent?

10 beans
5 grains of barley
1/4 of a small potato (or two french fries.)
1 gram of beef
1 tsp of BBQ sauce


Petite bon appétit!
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jan 09 2022, 4:42 pm
Kartrite winter vacay

Guess Ben and boys need a break from Ponderosa?
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cuties' mom




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jan 09 2022, 6:24 pm
Useless nausea pills threw up can I take again
I'm sorry that your pills aren't feeling well. I don't advise taking them unless they're cleaned really well. You may want to take new pills from the same bottle
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Sunny Days




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jan 10 2022, 1:50 am
Do I have Covid?
Uh, excuse me? Do I look like a stick that goes up till your brain?
-No, I’m not a PCR or rapid antigen test...

~Refuah sheleima for whatever it is
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 11 2022, 7:36 am
Treff mesivta
Why would you send your kid to a tref mesivta? Isn't there a kosher one near you?
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boysrus




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 11 2022, 12:34 pm
do I have covid?

I dont know.

am I pregnant? (thats usually the question everyone asks around here!)
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 11 2022, 2:10 pm
Fish tank upkeep- please help
No way. Your tank, your job.
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BatyaEsther




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 11 2022, 6:59 pm
Under The Lakewood forum
Hi Can I know if an area is a jewish settlement

Lakewood is now like Yehuda V’Shomron
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BokerTov




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 11 2022, 10:43 pm
Anyone handy? Chair leg came off!

I am. What’s your address? I’ll be right over.
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Aurora




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 11 2022, 10:49 pm
"Help me stick to it"

Either Elmer's glue or duck tape may help
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 12 2022, 9:15 am
Crookshanks baby Target haul

Crookshanks, I say this out of deep love and respect.
You need to keep better tabs on the kid.
Hugs! Hatzlacha!
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Sunny Days




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 12 2022, 11:32 am
2 faced parent
Yup, that’s me. I use that line my teachers often said about having eyes in the back.
That said, I don’t have a nose and mouth on both sides.
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ThankYou!1




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 12 2022, 4:27 pm
Food pantry and how to get out of it?

Open door and walk out
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imasinger




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 12 2022, 4:48 pm
New member only Lakewood forum

For only the new members who live in Lakewood, they get a special place? How many posts before they disqualify?
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imasinger




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 12 2022, 4:49 pm
Conceiving a boy with sugar

What a nice endearment for your DH.
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The Happy Wife




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 12 2022, 4:52 pm
Marrying uncle - cousin

Then I guess he'd be your uncle-cousin-husband. Or husband-cousin-uncle? Husband-uncle-cousin? Scratching Head
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 13 2022, 1:02 pm
Mother in law advice
Mazal tov on the marriage of your first child! What would you like to know?
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