When they are being too funny for you to get upset

amother

Tue, Jun 04 2019, 9:33 pm

3 year old throws crackers on the floor. He then goes on the floor and starts cracking them.

DH asks him "why are you doing that?"
3 year old replies: "well they are called crackers..."

We crack up 😂

I need a little humor now....anyone else have a cute story?

yksraya

Tue, Jun 04 2019, 9:44 pm

In the morning, my toddlers went downstairs just a minute or so before me. I come downstairs and find them sitting on the counter next to each other eating cookies they took themselves from the nosh cabinet. They proudly showed me the cookie and were all smiles. They are too cute!

amother

Scarlet

Tue, Jun 04 2019, 9:54 pm

When my son was little, he asked me if he could put toys in the toilet. I said no. He said, so why is it called a TOYlet?

Beingreal

Tue, Jun 04 2019, 9:55 pm

I am busy packing to move and it became quiet. I went to look for my 2 and a half dd and called out her name. I hear a little voice "not here". I found her in the pantry eating some chocolate with a big smile on her face.

yksraya

Tue, Jun 04 2019, 9:58 pm

Beingreal wrote:

Little lady! Munchin on the chocolate stash! Should've grabbed some coffee too!

amother

Saddlebrown

Tue, Jun 04 2019, 11:04 pm

we were travelleing last week. the lady at the check in counter asked us to present any handluggage, as they need to mark it. I showed my handbag, the baby's diaper bag, dH showed his small trolley etc.

the lady said to my 3 year old son pointing at his small backpack: 'and you also have handluggage young man, come closer so that I can stick this mark on'
ds son answered totally seriously: 'this is not handluggage. its backluggage'

MiriFr

Tue, Jun 04 2019, 11:20 pm

My two year old climbed up to me on the couch and out of the absolute blue yells "POTCH!" and smacks me, and then immediately rubs my shoulder and goes "no nice. Sowwy mommy."

yerushamama

Tue, Jun 04 2019, 11:27 pm

This one only works in Yiddish.
Yesterday, DD was telling her son about Shavuos...".and in dder torah shteit os miir darf machin mitzvos (and in the Torah it says that wwe have to do mitzvos)".

Recently toilet trained grandson replied "und ochet machen in toilet! (and also make in the toilet)"

SuperWify

Tue, Jun 04 2019, 11:48 pm

My sons having a very hard time talking. He’s over two. Literally every word he knows is because we painstakingly drilled it into him.

Today as I was leaving his speech therapist I stopped to talk to her for a minute and he wandered into her kitchen. When I went to collect him 20 seconds later I find him with a banana in his hand that he helped himself to from off her counter. He looks at me proudly and for the first time in his life he says a word I never taught him, about a thing we don’t have in our house and as far as I know he has no exposure to, “Nana.” He proudly says, with a huge smile, “Nana.”
I’m mortified he stole it off her counter but I’m also about to faint. “open it. Nana.”

Of course his therapist couldn’t resist and gave it to him.

mommy3b2c

Tue, Jun 04 2019, 11:49 pm

My 3 year old turns to my 10 year old and with the most confidence a person his size can muster, says:
“If you give me 100 dollars I’ll give you a penny.”
Little hustler!
I laughed for at least 10 minutes straight.

FranticFrummie

Wed, Jun 05 2019, 12:31 am

DD outgrew her naps when she was 2. Mommy still needs her nap. She was bored, and didn't want me to sleep.

DD: "If you take a nap, I will touch all of your things, and I will MOVE them!"

That kid knew exactly what drives me up a wall. Smart, observative, and very verbal at that age. I knew I was in deep trouble, and that it was the end of my naps.

yerushamama

Wed, Jun 05 2019, 12:55 am

My mother always said that the hardest part of chinnuch when they are little is keeping a straight face!

amother

Mint

Wed, Jun 05 2019, 12:59 am

When my husband walked into the house yesterday, my 2-year-old said to him, "Hi, Daddy Vegetable!" and he made noises as if he was eating my husband. Then he made a motion of pulling something out of his mouth and said, "I spit you out!"

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Israeli_C

Wed, Jun 05 2019, 5:35 am

My daughter (3) and son (2) were sitting at the table this morning eating breakfast and dd was staring at ds eating. Suddenly out of nowhere she exclaimed 'hu kmo ben adam'. I have no idea where that one came from...

DVOM

Wed, Jun 05 2019, 5:45 am

I asked one of my boys to move to another seet in the car because he was fighting with his brother. He was very angry and upset and cried the rest of the way home. As we drove he told me: 'Let's wait and see if mommy gives me my seat back. I have a lot of trust in Mommy. She's a very good mother. I think she's going to do the right thing.' This was an obvious parrot of my lines when I ask one of my kids to do something and they don't do it right away. I had such a hard time keeping a straight face Very Happy

imasinger

Wed, Jun 05 2019, 6:59 am

DVOM wrote:

Love this! You know you're doing something right when your kids imitate talk like that!

My DD wanted to know why it was called a humidiFIRE when what we put in it was water.

amother

Sienna

Wed, Jun 05 2019, 7:04 am

When my oldest started losing teeth, the next one under him was about 4 and was super jealous that the oldest was getting money. He kept asking me to pull his teeth out so he could get some money too Laugh

keym

Wed, Jun 05 2019, 7:47 am

So my 2 year old was watching me bake while I was narrating. Here's the flour, here's the sugar. I got up to the baking soda, he brought started screaming "that's not soda- orange soda is in the pantry"