Protect your family!!!!

1untamedgirl

Sun, Jul 21 2019, 12:19 pm

soap suds wrote:

We can't be g-lad, we can't be gay. Can we still be happy?

That is a feeling and would be offensive to people who dont feel happy.
Here are some videos to explain how equality works so that you know what to do without asking offensive questions--

Sunny Days

Sun, Jul 21 2019, 12:23 pm

I’ve always been bothered with 🐞. What’s the deal on that? We’ve have yichud situations with my husband (or me, what if it’s gay) being alone with ‘it’ in the bathroom... H’ should be shomer u’matzel (autocorrect thinks it’s shower- ch’v that would be a big boundary breech)

Jewishfoodie

Sun, Jul 21 2019, 12:33 pm

gamzehyaavor wrote:

Huge shailah. Because lady bugs actually have man-dibles. Its..too complicated to explain al regel achas.

top mom

Sun, Jul 21 2019, 2:29 pm

Please, dear Noshim Tzidkoniyos!
I need your help for a tikkun in shmiras einayim!
My daughter bought a pack of heart stickers (Yes, it's also a Shayla for Rabbi ZZ, why should our innocent Banos know that we have inner organs?)
But, even more heart (sorry, pun NOT intended) rending than that, some of the hearts said "flurt"! BH they're made in China, so they didn't have the correct spelling.
My precious daughter's eyes saw the word, and so did I!!!! TMI

I'm planning on fasting in another 3 weeks, but she's not Bas Mitzvah yet!
Do you think there are chances that she won't be OTD?
Hashem Yeracheim! Surprised

Any teshuva suggestions?
Bleach our eyes? Not leave the house for a month? Burn all stickers? Wear goggles? Walk around with a sefer tehillim glued to our forehead?
I'll do anything to atone for this unmentionable sin! Sad

I'll obviously ask my own lor (dear Zanveling), as soon as he breaks his fast on the 17 course meal I prepared for him. (Can anyone guess why he's makpid davka on 17 courses and not more?)
Thanks, my neshama is deeply traumatized!

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Sunny Days

Sun, Jul 21 2019, 2:42 pm

top mom wrote:

Please, dear Noshim Tzidkoniyos!
I need you help for a tikkun in shmiras einayim!
My daughter bought a pack of heart stickers (Yes, it's also a Shayla for Rabbi ZZ, why should our innocent Banos know that we have inner organs?)
But, even more heart (sorry, pun NOT intended) rending than that, some of the hearts said "flurt"! BH they're made in China, so they didn't have the correct spelling.
My precious daughter's eyes saw the word, and so did I!!!! TMI

I'm planning on fasting in another 3 weeks, but she's not Bas Mitzvah yet!
Do you think there are chances that she won't be OTD?
Hashem Yeracheim! Surprised

Wow

. That’s bad. No advice. Just HUGS Hug

:hug
red Hug

(And I gave you 17 to correlate to meal course amount)
On another note, please post a psa to make buyers beware to avoid buying said stickers. Please publicize store for lshem shmayayim purposes so we can all stay away.

BatyaEsther

Sun, Jul 21 2019, 2:53 pm

I'm not CVS judging, BUT....
What was your DD doing in a store, don't tell me they now sell stickers in her school?
That is why I only homeschool the nekevahs.
You should always have a tehillim in front of your eyes, attached to your forehead. The extra schar you get for vacuuming your living room like that, being unable to see, is immeasurable.

Burn those stickers now, do not wait to put them in the buir chametz fire. In fact, burn them now along with anything else you may have is a particularly meaningful experience due to the significance of 17 b'taamuz.

Regarding the 17 course, please teach us. My only guess is that you start RH and prepare one each day, but this year is Nidcheh, shouldn't you have 18?

rachelmom1

Sun, Jul 21 2019, 3:02 pm

You shouldn't be judging. BatyaEster was makpid to call her "daughter". You used "DD" which is distinctly a garment size..

BatyaEsther wrote:

Jewishfoodie

Sun, Jul 21 2019, 3:08 pm

top mom wrote:

I'm planning on fasting in another 3 weeks, but she's not Bas Mitzvah yet!
Do you think there are chances that she won't be OTD?
Hashem Yeracheim! Surprised

I refuse to pile on. You are obviously in tons of pain, lying kavyachol in 'the gutter' with your pain.

Since I know you are an isha kshairah, my family will daven for you to be release from your personal galus. (That Chinese "flurt" spelling, cant stop laughing! )

polka dots

Sun, Jul 21 2019, 3:11 pm

1untamedgirl wrote:

That is a feeling and would be offensive to people who dont feel happy.
Here are some videos to explain how equality works so that you know what to do without asking offensive questions--

Thanks for the laughs, or is that offensive in any way?

Jewishfoodie

Sun, Jul 21 2019, 4:08 pm

Dear friends, I just almost wasted a fast day by touching a strange man. I know! Im horrified! Baruch Hashem, I noticed right away and was able to salvage the situation immediately.

Friends. Cash has images of (men) on them. Do NOT touch strange men! I gave all mine away to the person (behind) the counter at the take away place...

Please help me find a word to replace (behind).

Sunny Days

Sun, Jul 21 2019, 5:45 pm

Jewishfoodie wrote:

Your ahem hinter? sprechen sie deutsch?

You are so so noble for giving up all those male covered green stuff.

Question for those in know- may a lady break her fast on mango?

Edited a grammar blooper

polka dots

Sun, Jul 21 2019, 6:23 pm

Jewishfoodie wrote:

Wow. You are so amazing. Thank you so much for the psa. I decided to step up and open an organization to help everyone get rid of these papers with strange men on them! I will be accepting them hand delivered or wired through your bank. I’ll take it in any shape or form so that all Jewish homes stay pure.
Your welcome