Arguments you never thought you'll have....

dovebird

Thu, Jul 18 2019, 9:00 am

I just had an argument with my not even two year old that she can not have makeup. And she kept saying I want makeup! Finally I gave in and gave her moisturizer she said “no not this one I want the other one”. I thought I wouldn’t have this argument with her until she was at least 12!! She’s 10 years early!!!!
What are some arguments you’ve had with your kids?

flowerpower

Thu, Jul 18 2019, 9:03 am

Please go take a shower
Tomorrow
No, now
Tomorrow
Not gona help you. Tonight it is
I prommmise tomorrow I won’t say no
Keep arguing. You ain’t gona get you anywhere
Starts giving attitude and storms to the bathroom saying finnnnnnne

essie14

Thu, Jul 18 2019, 9:52 am

dovebird wrote:

HA! My 2 yr old also constantly asks for makeup. I've convinced her that sunscreen is makeup Very Happy

She's very fair and I need to reapply sunscreen on her all throughout the day. Not sure what we will do in the winter....

BatyaEsther

Thu, Jul 18 2019, 9:55 am

You know if your 2 year old is asking for makeup that is a sign of pritzuz. You better start dressing more tnius so that she doesn't go OTD

chanatron1000

Thu, Jul 18 2019, 10:05 am

Translucent powders really are makeup, and they don't show up or even do much at all if you apply them without makeup underneath.

SixOfWands

Thu, Jul 18 2019, 10:10 am

BatyaEsther wrote:

You know if your 2 year old is asking for makeup that is a sign of pritzuz. You better start dressing more tnius so that she doesn't go OTD

Gawd I hope that's sarcastic.

thunderstorm

Thu, Jul 18 2019, 10:11 am

flowerpower wrote:

Same argument. Mine just ends differently. He storms to his room and goes to sleep...no shower.

BatyaEsther

Thu, Jul 18 2019, 10:17 am

SixOfWands wrote:

Gawd I hope that's sarcastic.

Yes!!! It completely is.
I apologize if anyone thought it was anything other than sarcastic.

mommy3b2c

Thu, Jul 18 2019, 10:21 am

3 year old: screaming and crying unconrobally
Me: what’s wrong?
3 year old: my brother won’t turn me into a car
Me to 12 year old: you better turn him into a car this instant!!!
12 year old: ok! I’ll do it! Waves his Phoenix feather wand and turns his brother into a car
3 year old stops crying.
Me to 12 year old: next time he wants to transform into a car you better listen right away!!

All is calm in my crazy household once again.

Amalia

Thu, Jul 18 2019, 10:36 am

mommy3b2c wrote:

That’s hysterical! Thanks for posting!

keym

Thu, Jul 18 2019, 10:39 am

thunderstorm wrote:

Same argument. Mine just ends differently. He storms to his room and goes to sleep...no shower.

Similar argument.
Except mine storms into the shower, and stays their for 1/2 an hour having used up half the bottle of shampoo. Very Happy

flowerpower

Thu, Jul 18 2019, 10:40 am

thunderstorm wrote:

Same argument. Mine just ends differently. He storms to his room and goes to sleep...no shower.

Ok. Boys... I actually got my son to cry a few times when I told him to shower. I meant his favor

keym

Thu, Jul 18 2019, 10:44 am

flowerpower wrote:

Ok. Boys... I actually got my son to cry a few times when I told him to shower. I meant his favor

Then I told 12 year old son to put on deodorant after 2 hours of basketball.
Him: no, no. I don't smell.
Me: go do it anyways.
Him: fine. Stomps upstairs. Puts on so much, I can't breathe. Better? I told you putting on deodorant was a bad idea?

Boys!!!!

Jewishfoodie

Thu, Jul 18 2019, 10:59 am

Me: "why is there an empty bottle of OJ in the fridge?"
Husband: "its not empty"
Me; (peering in) "yup, it is."
Husband: "I left some over"
Me: "show me."
Husband: (joining me at the bottle) "idk. Maybe you drank it?"

Me: Twisted Evil

Rutabaga

Thu, Jul 18 2019, 11:00 am

Socks are not napkins!

Mind you, it was still on the foot of said child and there was a napkin right there on the table of course.

Edited to correct autocorrect.

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little neshamala

Thu, Jul 18 2019, 11:02 am

mommy3b2c wrote:

Haaa!
So funny, this could totally happen in my house. Hillarious.

SuperWify

Thu, Jul 18 2019, 11:03 am

dovebird wrote:

Lol I have that my two year son!!! Can't Believe It

I’m constantly finding him with my blush brush all over his face and hair. It’s a fight we have each morning when I put in makeup. He thinks it’s a “frush” (brush) for his hair. I once washed his face and the towel was tan colored. He smeared foundation all over his face and hair. Oy!!

SuperWify

Thu, Jul 18 2019, 11:06 am

thunderstorm wrote:

Same argument. Mine just ends differently. He storms to his room and goes to sleep...no shower.

This is how the argument with my little brother ends-

Fine I’ll take a shower. (You are the worst mom or sister or dad -whoever is trying to get him to go- in the world)

How we find him an hour later- still stinking sweaty in his clothing asleep in on floor of the bathroom. Can't Believe It