The Arbitrarily Disagree Game

MiracleMama

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 11:08 am

Jewishfoodie wrote:

Orchids only live for 4 weeks in my house What

You are a plant murderer! Disgraceful. You have no right to buy plants and bring them home if you intend to kill them.

Iceburg lettuce has zero nutrition. Anyone who uses it in their salads is a dope.

merrygold

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 11:17 am

FranticFrummie wrote:

Sweet potato fries are better than regular fries.

That's making an assumption that fries are good to begin with.

Post-it notes are the best office supply out there.

Jewishfoodie

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 11:17 am

MiracleMama wrote:

Iceburg lettuce has zero nutrition. Anyone who uses it in their salads is a dope.

Iceberg lettuce:

Calories: 1 Vitamin A: 40 IU Folate: 2.3 mcg Potassium: 11.3 mg Calcium: 1.4 mg

Zero means none. While these numbers are low, they ARE NOT NONE!

Just imagine you asked a schoolbus driver how many kids were left on his bus when he went home for the day. And he said, "ZERO!" You then approach his bus and find 2 preemie babies and one 3 year old.

What is wrong with you people!!!!

Japanese people make sushi better.

MiracleMama

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 1:03 pm

Jewishfoodie wrote:

Japanese people make sushi better.

Racist much?

I hope it doesn't rain this shabbos.

MiracleMama

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 1:04 pm

merrygold wrote:

Post-it notes are the best office supply out there.

You would not say that if you saw the "projects" my daughters do with them, sticking them on every possible surface in my house. They are the worst!!!

Traditional furnishings are much nicer than modern styles.

Jewishfoodie

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 1:11 pm

MiracleMama wrote:

Traditionally, there were no toilets. I assume you dig a hole in your backyard and bury your.. Um.. Well, the food that wants to leave your body..(lashon nekia for Tisha b'av) I personally wouldn't think it was "nice" if you did that in MY backyard. How traditional are you.

ETA: Ducks are yummm

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Jewishfoodie

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 1:33 pm

merrygold wrote:

That's making an assumption that fries are good to begin with.

Post-it notes are the best office supply out there.

Completely false. They mess up any neat office. The BEST office supply out there is obviously the pen. Because it's mightier than the sword. You can like, totally murder someone with a pen! Or cut a cake, or have a sword fight...

ETA : When you're dead, you don't know you're dead. The pain is only felt by others.
The same thing happens when you're stupid.

Jewishfoodie

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 1:43 pm

Marigold wrote:

I did just snort into my coffee. Oh yes I did.

OH no you didn't....

Nectarines are peaches who shave.

Marigold

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 3:00 pm

Jewishfoodie wrote:

OH no you didn't....

Nectarines are peaches who shave.

I did. I did. Twice actually.

Nectarines are peaches coated with nail polish to make it shiny and more appealing.

One can not live without coffee.

flowerpower

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 3:08 pm

I actually live on water and doing just fine. It makes my skin shine and keeps me feeling rejuvenated.

Men are usually more blunt

Jewishfoodie

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 3:18 pm

flowerpower wrote:

I actually live on water and doing just fine. It makes my skin shine and keeps me feeling rejuvenated.

Men are usually more blunt

California begs to differ. Men are equally or less blunt than women, half women, and sheep. I don't pass the laws. They do.

Codeine is good for pain

SixOfWands

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 3:19 pm

Jewishfoodie wrote:

You eat Donald, Daisy and Daffy? Cannibal! (You don't want to know how I originally read that sentence....)

It's not important to have a big wedding.

Jewishfoodie

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 3:25 pm

SixOfWands wrote:

You eat Donald, Daisy and Daffy? Cannibal! (You don't want to know how I originally read that sentence....)

It's not important to have a big wedding.

Do you know why so many young couples are in therapy? Do you know why they pay $360 an hour to cry and try to understand?! It's because of people like you! Who make such incendiary snap decisions! Weddings must be remembered forever!! If you give a hard roll and pee, pea soup, and the main protein on the dish has hair, what do you expect?!

Plumbers should get better belts.

MiracleMama

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 3:26 pm

SixOfWands wrote:

It's not important to have a big wedding.

Sounds like you have no friends and are trying to make yourself feel better.

I need to go take a shower.

Jewishfoodie

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 3:27 pm

MiracleMama wrote:

Racist much?

I hope it doesn't rain this shabbos.

Rain is a siman bracha! Are you saying you don't want bracha on Shabbos? We need it EVEN MORE this Shabbos! It is a very special Shabbos!

Lithps are adorable on little kidth!

Marigold

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 3:40 pm

Until the bully finds it adorable to snidely make fun of.
Spring is by far the best season of all.

SixOfWands

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 3:48 pm

MiracleMama wrote:

Sounds like you have no friends and are trying to make yourself feel better.

I need to go take a shower.

Haven't you read the latest studies stating that if you stop showering, you'll smell fresh as a daisy at all times. In any case, excessive showering is ruining the planet.

Blue ink. Always. Never black.

Jewishfoodie

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 3:51 pm

MiracleMama wrote:

Sounds like you have no friends and are trying to make yourself feel better.

I need to go take a shower.

I agree.

Toast is just dry bread, repurposed.

Jewishfoodie

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 3:54 pm

SixOfWands wrote:

Get off with your agenda!! Racism is ugly in any color!! Black lives matter!

Emojis are the stupidest thing this generation came up with Can't Believe It

Jewishfoodie

Fri, Aug 09 2019, 3:57 pm

Marigold wrote:

Until the bully finds it adorable to snidely make fun of.
Spring is by far the best season of all.

Marigold, come on... We know you.. You work for the company... Look at your logo... Did Yael give you permission to boost spring sales? No free advertising here...

The longest English word is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
And it actually means "the fear of long words." this nation is MESSED UP!