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Jewishfoodie




 
 
 


Post  Fri, Aug 09 2019, 6:35 pm
flowerpower wrote:
Well.. we do make a good pair. We carry the load together. I nurse because he can’t and he sleeps because I can’t.


I think I know your husband!
You cook because he can't and he eats because you can't. I just saw him trying to buy you monogrammed sheets
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zaq




 
 
 


Post  Sun, Aug 11 2019, 12:53 pm
To have someone to sit with at social events.
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Beingreal




 
 
 


Post  Sun, Aug 11 2019, 1:10 pm
My friends dropped me, so I needed onewho won't! Also, 2 heads are better than onevto figure life out.
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chayamo




 
 
 


Post  Sun, Aug 11 2019, 2:22 pm
Thanks everyone!! This made me smile😊
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heidi




 
 
 


Post  Sun, Aug 11 2019, 3:12 pm
To get me food from the buffet at simchas
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shanie5




 
 
 


Post  Sun, Aug 11 2019, 11:40 pm
To shovel my car out of the snow when needed!
(Didn't work so well. He's a computer geek, so just worked from home when there was a snowstorm. I spent the day shoveling my car out)
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Jewishfoodie




 
 
 


Post  Sun, Aug 11 2019, 11:43 pm
So he can give me helpful hints on how to make food taste "more like his mother's." NOT!
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ectomorph




 
 
 


Post  Sun, Aug 11 2019, 11:43 pm
Because when my baby is being cute I need someone who won't get bored hearing about it
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Jewishfoodie




 
 
 


Post  Mon, Aug 12 2019, 12:02 am
So when I go to the hospital and give birth, people don't whisper behind my back, "poor thing, no father in the picture..so brave.. "
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MommyM




 
 
 


Post  Mon, Aug 12 2019, 12:25 am
To do the laundry on rosh chodesh.
And anything I remember that needs to be done right after lighting the Shabbos candles.
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pizza4




 
 
 


Post  Mon, Aug 12 2019, 12:52 am
The pickle jars, that's my reason too!
Really, to make all those phone calls I hate... phone services, insurance stuff, fight unfair bills etc. And to pay them bills. And also to pick up the phone to scammers and drive them insane.
To filter the news and tell me only what I need/care to know.
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PinkFridge




 
 
 


Post  Mon, Aug 12 2019, 2:54 pm
heidi wrote:
To get me food from the buffet at simchas


Somehow this strikes me as dangerous, because logically or not, it's reminding me of this joke:
Betty says to Mel (just pulling these names out of nowhere), "Mel, that's the fourth time you went to the buffet. Aren't you embarrassed?"
Says Mel, "No, I just say it's for you."
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heidi




 
 
 


Post  Mon, Aug 12 2019, 3:39 pm
PinkFridge wrote:
Somehow this strikes me as dangerous, because logically or not, it's reminding me of this joke:
Betty says to Mel (just pulling these names out of nowhere), "Mel, that's the fourth time you went to the buffet. Aren't you embarrassed?"
Says Mel, "No, I just say it's for you."

And I just believe that everyone will think it's for him.
Like when I was a teenager and refused to buy sanitary products. I made my father go to the local pharmacy where everyone knew our family to buy them.
Bcz that way no one would know it was for me.
Get it?
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PinkFridge




 
 
 


Post  Mon, Aug 12 2019, 4:45 pm
heidi wrote:
And I just believe that everyone will think it's for him.
Like when I was a teenager and refused to buy sanitary products. I made my father go to the local pharmacy where everyone knew our family to buy them.
Bcz that way no one would know it was for me.
Get it?


Very Happy
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flowerpower




 
 
 


Post  Mon, Aug 12 2019, 4:48 pm
So he can open the door when I take out the garbage.
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penguin




 
 
 


Post  Mon, Aug 12 2019, 5:12 pm
To have someone who can change the battery on the smoke detector.
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PinkFridge




 
 
 


Post  Mon, Aug 12 2019, 7:53 pm
flowerpower wrote:
So he can open the door when I take out the garbage.


I LOVE this. I'm only sorry that I don't have more space on my sig line.
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chavipanda




 
 
 


Post  Mon, Aug 12 2019, 8:17 pm
Because I like a good fixer-upper. Wink
Also, I second what other ladies have said about late-night snacks. Nu I should get my own popcorn and decaf?
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cheese cake




 
 
 


Post  Mon, Aug 12 2019, 8:31 pm
So he can tell me that I have so many clothes in the closet when I complain that I have nothing to wear
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shanie5




 
 
 


Post  Sat, Aug 24 2019, 11:25 pm
To fix my computer when I mess it up.
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