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Post Thu, Aug 08 2019, 11:29 am
happymom123 wrote:
To kill bugs for me. No way I'm killing a cockroach myself, I need a man for that


I've told my husband many times that this is why I married him
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Wife1




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 08 2019, 11:31 am
I got married so HE should cook for ME
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causemommysaid




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 08 2019, 11:33 am
This thread is awesome. So funny.

I got married because I needed someone to buy me snacks at 11 PM on his way home from shul. No way I'm going out at that time for ice cream.

I also needed someone who is good at trying to kill spiders and letting them get away.
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ShishKabob




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 08 2019, 11:35 am
I got married so I'd be able to say: How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
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singleagain




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 08 2019, 11:38 am
Chayalle wrote:
Well, I needed someone to take out the garbage.


My mother says this all the time!
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Debbie




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 08 2019, 11:38 am
I got married so my husband could make havdalah for me; I don't think I would look good with the beard that women allegedly grow if they make havdalah!
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almostlettinggo




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 08 2019, 11:45 am
I got married because I wanted another head. Two heads are better than one! So in case mine is sleeping I can always rely on the other one! LOL
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Sweet as Pie




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 08 2019, 11:47 am
What’s the question? I got married so I have who to yell at Rolling Laughter
Joking aside, to have a built in bedtime companion
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Rappel




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 08 2019, 11:52 am
Post Aliyah, I couldn't find a back scratcher ANYWHERE! Not in the supermarket, not in the Shuk. So I married one.
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MiracleMama




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 08 2019, 12:07 pm
I'm just in it for the s-x. TMI

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Water Stones




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 08 2019, 12:11 pm
I married an American so to have a 24/7/365 free tutor to perfect my English! (Joking 😄)
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honeymoon




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 08 2019, 12:14 pm
I got married I should be able to play this game.
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Zehava




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 08 2019, 12:20 pm
For the phone calls. Takes me 3 days to work up the courage to call the dental office. He does all my phone calls.
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smile12345




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 08 2019, 12:21 pm
I got married so that I could join imamother. I assumed you all did it for the same reason?!
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SixOfWands




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 08 2019, 12:26 pm
Jewishfoodie wrote:
I mean, what's the point of marrying someone if you have no intention of feeding him, washing his laundry, birthing his kids... Filling the car, etc..

Honesty, I married because I couldn't reach light bulbs and I hate standing on ladders.

You?


Well, I got married so HE could do all those things for me. Except birthing the babies. If I'd been thinking, I would have married a pre-surgical transgender man and let him do that, too.
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L25




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 08 2019, 12:29 pm
lol. I call the doctors, take out the bugs, often take out the garbage...never realized just how important my jobs are Wink
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Marigold




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 08 2019, 12:31 pm
For someone to make havdalah for me. Otherwise I’m good to go.
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Moonlight




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 08 2019, 12:34 pm
This is hysterical!
The bugs reason is for me too! My father got sick of killing the spiders in my room
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notshanarishona




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 08 2019, 12:38 pm
You are all making me think too hard.. I kill the bugs so I need another reason .
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mirror




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 08 2019, 12:42 pm
I needed a kvetching partner who won't blab about my problems on Imamother.
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