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Post  Sun, Sep 08 2019, 9:13 pm
Notsobusy wrote:
After a REALLY HARD Friday afternoon, I finally got the kids into bed and sat down on the couch to rest. DH walks in from shul and asks me why I didn't bentch licht. I had no idea what he was talking about, I was that positive that I did bentch licht. Except that when I went to check, the candles really weren't lit.

B"H we had made early Shabbos and so I was still able to light candles.


Oh My Gosh!!!!!
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Post  Sun, Sep 08 2019, 9:25 pm
Tonight, I was slicing a London broil, and my husband was in arms reach. I held out a small piece in front of his mouth and in a song-song voice said "Baruch atah" waiting for him to finish the bracha, to feed it to him. He said "it's ok, I can wait for dinner."
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Post  Mon, Sep 09 2019, 4:46 am
I love this thread! It's like group therapy...

I once was searching for my cleaning detergent bottle, and finally found it in the fridge on the drink shelf.

Last week I took a bite of challah and bit my own finger.

You know how you mix up your kids' names? Well, I recently referred to myself as Tatty...

There are many many others, but thankfully mom brain helps me forget most of them...
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Post  Mon, Sep 09 2019, 7:43 pm
oh em gee wrote:
Made a tricolor sorbet dessert with the kids over the week,so spread it out by doing each layer a diff day.

Sunday: made red layer then froze it
Monday:according to directions had to reblend layer one and refreeze again
Tuesday:made 2nd layer the green layer and froze
Wednesday: reblend layer 2 and refreeze on top of red layer
Thursday: made yellow layer froze it reblend and put it on top of green layer andd....
Left it on counter and went to sleep..

Oh Em Gee is right! LOL
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Post  Mon, Sep 09 2019, 8:30 pm
I poured my baby a milk bottle and it clumsily fell to the floor. Quickly ran to grab a towel and took the still half filled bottle and mindlessly poured it over the mess. Really now? What must I have been thinking at that moment?? “ If I’m already cleaning this mess, let me do it ALL the way!”
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Post  Mon, Sep 09 2019, 8:43 pm
tothepoint wrote:
I poured my baby a milk bottle and it clumsily fell to the floor. Quickly ran to grab a towel and took the still half filled bottle and mindlessly poured it over the mess. Really now? What must I have been thinking at that moment?? “ If I’m already cleaning this mess, let me do it ALL the way!”


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
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SuperWify




 
 
 


Post  Mon, Sep 09 2019, 9:51 pm
After pouring orange juice into a bottle today I screwed the nipple the juice bottle and the cover on the baby bottle... 🙈
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Post  Mon, Sep 09 2019, 11:06 pm
urban gypsy wrote:
I once poured coffee into the milk.


I once prepared coffee and sugar in the mug and poured milk on it, completely skipping the hot water step - you bet I needed a double ☕
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Post  Tue, Sep 10 2019, 2:47 am
tothepoint wrote:
I poured my baby a milk bottle and it clumsily fell to the floor. Quickly ran to grab a towel and took the still half filled bottle and mindlessly poured it over the mess. Really now? What must I have been thinking at that moment?? “ If I’m already cleaning this mess, let me do it ALL the way!”

Oh my gosh! I have tears streaming down my face from laughter!
Thank you for that!!
Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter
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Post  Tue, Sep 10 2019, 3:07 am
Fed solids to the toothless baby and mashed food to the toddler. Luckily remembered before baby swallowed. She just looked at me like “what is this??”
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thegiver




 
 
 


Post  Tue, Sep 10 2019, 3:09 am
Looked in the fridge for my phone
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Post  Tue, Sep 10 2019, 9:46 am
Took out a plastic spoon and plastic cup for cereal when I meant to take a spoon and bowl
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Post  Tue, Sep 10 2019, 10:30 am
I noticed we were out of garbage bags. I went to the store to buy more and decided to stock up on all the dairy products that we seem to run out of on a daily basis. I came home, put all the cheeses, yogurts, and vegetables away, and looked at my empty garbage can. I actually checked the cabinet again for garbage bags before remembering that that's why I went to the store; I just never actually bought them.
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tothepoint




 
 
 


Post  Tue, Sep 10 2019, 10:35 am
SuperWify wrote:
After pouring orange juice into a bottle today I screwed the nipple the juice bottle and the cover on the baby bottle... 🙈



Is there a different way to do it?

Does anyone else out there do this every. single. time?
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Post  Tue, Sep 10 2019, 1:41 pm
penguin wrote:
Making breakfast. Took the bread out of freezer & put in toaster. Took out frying pan & began to heat. Took eggs out of fridge. Took out a mug & put a tea bag in and then opened the freezer (well, it is near the urn, but I can't imagine what my thought process must have been.)

(But why is this not in an anonymous-enabled forum? Because then I could tell you some real doozies...)



Not in anonymous enabled forum because it prevents bonding, and this thread is great for that.
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rosezee




 
 
 


Post  Tue, Sep 10 2019, 1:43 pm
MiracleMama wrote:
Well, this morning I drove my kids to the wrong school. Can't Believe It


Laughed out loud at this one!!! Hahahah oh my.
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thegiver




 
 
 


Post  Sun, Sep 15 2019, 3:50 am
Intended to buy 2 different brands of toilet paper. Came home to discover 2 of the same packages
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